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@machineultimate is the Twitter account for
Chicago Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2010
),
Machine
(
Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
NexGen Ultimate Tour 2012
) and
Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
)
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Games involving @machineultimate
Time
Team
Result
Team
Tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
11 - 8
Toronto GOAT
1 tweet
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
1 - 0
Seattle Sockeye
4 tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 6
Truck Stop
12 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
New York City PoNY
20 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
14 - 16
Ring of Fire
7 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
July 27th, 2012
Machine
6 - 15
NexGen
1 tweet
October 29th, 2011
Machine
11 - 9
Truck Stop
2 tweets
October 29th, 2011
Machine
14 - 12
Johnny Bravo
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
16 - 17
Madison Club
4 tweets
October 28th, 2011
Machine
13 - 15
GOAT
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
7 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 27th, 2011
Machine
10 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 27th, 2011
Machine
15 - 12
Furious George
10 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
15 - 9
Madison Club
3 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
11 - 14
Sub Zero
2 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
26 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 6
Haymaker
1 tweet
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 3
Notorious B.I.D.
1 tweet
August 5th, 2011
Machine
9 - 15
NexGen
25 tweets
October 30th, 2010
Machine
13 - 9
Tanasi
20 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
5 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
15 - 16
Madison Club
2 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
15 - 10
Tanasi
13 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
11 - 15
PoNY
45 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
6 - 15
Ironside
3 tweets
October 10th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 4
Haymaker
3 tweets
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 2
Dark Horse
2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@
machineultimate
Friday July 25th, 2014, 7:32 p.m.
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Cassie ordered an extra drink to go to increase her EV. Goose was sweating bullets. Bob had a card name the waitress couldn't pronounce.
@
machineultimate
Friday July 25th, 2014, 7:30 p.m.
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Drumroll!!! @Goose00Helton SAFE!! Thanks for lunch, @gserednesky #hoot #RED
@
machineultimate
Friday July 25th, 2014, 7:28 p.m.
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Friday lunch. CCR with @frisbeebob @Goose00Helton @gserednesky and... @CassieEmiko !! Good luck everybody else!!
http://t.co/6dqF4jaSID
@
machineultimate
Friday July 25th, 2014, 7:25 p.m.
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Friday brunch. CCR with @frisbeebob @Goose00Helton @gserednesky and... @CassieEmiko !! Good luck everybody else!!
http://t.co/xPr7x8meBi
@
machineultimate
Friday July 25th, 2014, 3:29 a.m.
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RT @DeKalbUltimate: Bobby talked with @Goose00Helton about Machine, Wildfire, working out, cars, socks, and more! Check it out:
https://t.…
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 24th, 2014, 2:41 p.m.
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Thanks to everyone that has already submitted a Machine Fan Gear order! We're excited to share our fresh threads...
http://t.co/zKl2BHSYtv
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 22nd, 2014, 2:12 a.m.
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It's over 9000!!! @Goose00Helton #backtothelab #losingsucks #followhimontwitter
http://t.co/r056ZcsobB
@
machineultimate
Monday July 21st, 2014, 11:41 p.m.
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Reminder, we are selling Machine jerseys, shorts, and discs for a very limited time. Buy yours here:
http://t.co/weKANCENmG
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 20th, 2014, 7:18 p.m.
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“@coopercj: @Goose00Helton great season! Looking forward to more of the
@machineultimate
season.” We'll try and keep him in check this time.
@
machineultimate
Friday July 18th, 2014, 6:40 p.m.
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.@cgeppert just asked his mom if she really did order a #00 jersey. @JaneGeppert @Goose00Helton #WALDENFACE
@
machineultimate
Friday July 18th, 2014, 1:47 p.m.
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Good luck to all the Machine players on the Chicago Wildfire who will be traveling to New York tonight to battle...
http://t.co/N7E1vjc8o7
@
machineultimate
Friday July 18th, 2014, 12:21 a.m.
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Our favorite mom, @JaneGeppert , just ordered a Machine jersey! Oddly enough she wanted #00 not #18 #suckstosuck @Goose00Helton @cgeppert
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 8:41 p.m.
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Machine's website is back-up and running:
http://t.co/weKANCENmG
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 7:15 p.m.
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FAN GEAR IS HERE! 5 randomly chosen retweets will receive a free
@machineultimate
disc!
http://t.co/0c4U4JkYus
#RED
http://t.co/B9bqy5MAKG
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 5:08 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Three Big Changes: 2014 Chicago
@machineultimate
Season Preview ->
http://t.co/hAXJbBpIEQ
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 4:43 p.m.
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Who thinks this man looks stunning?? #newgear #RED
http://t.co/PsgwSBDdQ0
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 2:01 p.m.
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There is a surprise coming with the fan gear order form today. Stay tuned. #darkhorse
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 4:51 a.m.
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.@Goose00Helton you must be thinking about serious turnovers with that pose #00
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 17th, 2014, 4:50 a.m.
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Stay tuned for fan jersey ordering details tomorrow. Spread the word. #RED #WaldensArmy
http://t.co/g8GbcPOUTN
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 16th, 2014, 1:21 p.m.
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Machine has weekly "pod" practices where players meet at nearby parks to train on conditioning and throwing....
http://t.co/XIx1MnIoyI
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 16th, 2014, 3:39 a.m.
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@SeattleRiot
Costume party right? We're going to wear costumes either way. Also can u include directions to Goodwill in the captains packet.
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 15th, 2014, 6:42 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Chesapeake Invite 2014: Video Highlights (Men's Division) ->
http://t.co/Jifm45KvRr
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 15th, 2014, 6:42 p.m.
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.@Ulti_world made a highlight video from the Chesapeake Invite. There are a handful of Machine plays in the mix:
http://t.co/tRK9lzcmnh
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 15th, 2014, 12:46 a.m.
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@SockeyeUltimate
he works for cheap. Headphones cost extra though #808
@
machineultimate
Monday July 14th, 2014, 10:16 p.m.
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Machine appreciates its fans. Retweet if you're interested in buying a Machine jersey or shorts! Thanks @patagonia
http://t.co/17QNv2KdCl
@
machineultimate
Monday July 14th, 2014, 4:41 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Machine Looks Sharp En Route To Chesapeake Invite Title
http://t.co/G7ccpPv1Se
(cc
@machineultimate
@
machineultimate
Monday July 14th, 2014, 4:41 p.m.
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RT @TripleCrownTour: .@MachineUltimate wins @chesapeakeopen invite (Pro-Elite Challenge - Men's) w/ a 13-8 win over
@ATLchain
http://t.co/D…
@
machineultimate
Monday July 14th, 2014, 4:25 p.m.
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Machine travelled to Leesburg, VA this weekend to compete in the Pro-Elite Challenge of the USA Ultimate Triple...
http://t.co/5SS084dUjC
@
machineultimate
Monday July 14th, 2014, 2:25 p.m.
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A collection of Machine players were invited to the White House after winning the
@USAUltimate
Pro-Elite Challenge.
http://t.co/mn1cIP0wx0
@
machineultimate
Monday July 14th, 2014, 12:41 a.m.
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RT @SemiProUltimate: So
@machineultimate
won Chesapeake in an impressive performance. Can anyone explain why Machine is so much better than…
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 10:18 p.m.
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@clxbttp
Don't tell Walden. He's #RED for life.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:40 p.m.
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"I wear XL Pata shorts. Larges are just too tight around my quads." What Machine player said that.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:21 p.m.
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Machine are the Pro-Elite Challenge CHAMPS. A 13 - 7 win over Chain Lightning in finals of Chesapeake ended an...
http://t.co/uHVt2sQrBU
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:16 p.m.
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World Cup in surround sound and watching
@ChicagoNemesis
from the sidelines of Chesapeake Invite.
http://t.co/O2PRLVZ8jb
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 7:06 p.m.
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RT @bamasecs:
@machineultimate
Are your jerseys for sale anywhere? Those whites are fresh to death.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:52 p.m.
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RT @Ultiworldlive: Machine is playing boring ultimate. Just how they want it. Impressive first half from Chicago.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:50 p.m.
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RT @Ultiworldlive: To celebrate, machine's entire team are running wind sprints in the endzone.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:50 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Machine are your 2014 Chesapeake Invite champions! They defeated Chain Lightning 13-8 in the final.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:48 p.m.
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RT @ILLYouthUlt:
@machineultimate
doing some work. Thanks for being the standard the kids in Illinois look up to.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:47 p.m.
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RT @sludgebrown: CHIcago
@machineultimate
@TripleCrownTour 2014 CHesapeakeInvite CHampIons.
http://t.co/BP3lQU76LF
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:46 p.m.
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Let's see if the second Titcomb can win in finals. Go
@100percentBS
@FiveUltimateLLC
#Waldeniswatching @KamiGroom @LienHoffmann
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:15 p.m.
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Chicago Machine, 2014 @TripleCrownTour Pro-Elite Challenge Champions. #RED
http://t.co/7KJeHLyJjE
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 6:08 p.m.
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RT @cpoeppelman: Um... I thought we talked about not peaking too soon.
@machineultimate
#chesapeaked
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 5:57 p.m.
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13-7 finals win with a sick huck from @DDawiseman21 to @AJNelson1 . Great game,
@ATLchain
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 5:05 p.m.
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Took half 7-4 on
@ATLchain
Pulling upwind to start the 2nd half. #RED
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 4:22 p.m.
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Finals against
@ATLchain
in 8 min. Watch live at
http://t.co/9iuRhO3j7L
#RED
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 4:09 p.m.
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Long weekend, heavy air. If only we had another semi-competent cutter in the woodwork... @pshriwise @undreadybossch
http://t.co/CYtNZPBUtr
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 4:06 p.m.
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"Chest up. The pain will pass. Fight." -RK25
http://t.co/0Rd1nasnos
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 4:02 p.m.
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Win 13-6 over
@prideofny
Great game, Megarats.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 3:33 p.m.
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#REDbrothers @frisbeebob @Dualhats
http://t.co/EgLm4m2eO4
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 3:31 p.m.
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Defender poaching in the huck lane. TK has two defenders. @Goose00Helton rips the huge backhand anyway. Up 8-3 on
@prideofny
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 3:25 p.m.
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Sorry, half is 7-3.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 3:22 p.m.
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RT @DeKalbUltimate: LET'S GO
@machineultimate
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 3:20 p.m.
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Break to take half 8-4. @Goose00Helton to @AJNelson1. Five minutes of fat NealFelps time now.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 3:15 p.m.
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Another break by our D line. Little Western Illinois connection. @gregory_p_ to @vonalanguilan25 for the 5-2 lead.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 2:46 p.m.
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Semis against
@prideofny
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 2:34 p.m.
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Universe win 12-11 on
@truckstopulti
2nd offsides pull for TSGH. Half field brick. @frisbeebob one shot kill to @Goose00Helton
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:41 p.m.
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"Our D line is twice as good as awful right now." What Machine player said that.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:36 p.m.
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Machine takes half 7-4 on
@truckstopulti
from an absolutely beautiful huck from @Goose00Helton to @TKraemer29
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:16 p.m.
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Two consecutive breaks, up 4-1 on
@truckstopulti
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:05 p.m.
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Up 1-0 on
@truckstopulti
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 12:35 p.m.
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Machine 2014: sorry we're not sorry
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 11:53 a.m.
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"Despite heroic efforts trying to sneak dump passes into small spaces from Walden Nelson, round 2 ended in disappointment." Yup @Ulti_world
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 11:23 a.m.
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"I am one minor brain injury away from becoming Sheehan." What Machine player said that.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:49 a.m.
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Top 5 Weirdest Players On Machine (according to Walden) 5. Ron 4. Stephan 3. Voldy 2. 808 1. Walden
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:21 a.m.
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Birthday boyz Pat and Stephan enjoying a complimentary ice cream sundae. #hbdtoyou #hbdtoyou #hbddearpat #hbdtoyou
http://t.co/V7uI1lvxfc
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 1:16 a.m.
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Now the real game starts. #CCR #$400 #whowantsinsurance
http://t.co/NyGXoyf2wE
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 13th, 2014, 12:16 a.m.
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.@frisbeebob marches to his own tune sometimes. Not the best in social situations. Bless him, he's trying. #SANDSTORM
http://t.co/JYGwxUJl6h
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 11:35 p.m.
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Walden is macking it. Hard.
@100percentBS
@LienHoffmann @KamiGroom #captainduties #REDattracts
http://t.co/ulxAH0cDoa
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 11:08 p.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: 13-9 over SubZero 7-13 Chain 13-5 over Florida United 13-7 over High Five
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 10:59 p.m.
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@prideofny
that's good then. There are some other stains that blend in.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 10:49 p.m.
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White on white jersey and shorts. Sharpest looking team out there today. #WHITEHOT
http://t.co/TIIW0pglx2
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 9:26 p.m.
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#WHITEOUT
http://t.co/mUSVfa7L76
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 9:23 p.m.
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Machine over @HighFiveUlti 13-7. Ron is telling us to curtail the grabass. At a normal decibel level.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 8:55 p.m.
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Up 7-4 at half against @HighFiveUlti
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 7:39 p.m.
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Win 13-5 over @FloridaUnited @HighFiveUlti next, let's get some ankle-level slap hands. #hoot #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 7:05 p.m.
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Up 7-3 on @FloridaUnited Show some heart, #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 4:24 p.m.
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"I would advise you don't make jokes to me about losing. I may hurt someone's feelings." What Machine player said that.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 4:22 p.m.
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Lost 7-13 to
@ATLchain
Reflect and watch the
@ChicagoNemesis
@mollybrowntown
game live on @ngnultimate
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 3:33 p.m.
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Down 4-7 at half. Dropped pull but very gritty endzone stand before
@ATLchain
scored.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 3:25 p.m.
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Machine down 4-5 on
@ATLchain
Marathon point and Chain calls TO. #work #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 2:55 p.m.
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Down 0-2 to
@ATLchain
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 2:34 p.m.
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Volunteer: hey, Machine, can we get a spirit score for that game. Is there a 0. No. Well can we give them sub 0.
@SubZeroUltimate
#nailedit
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 2:29 p.m.
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Machine over
@SubZeroUltimate
13-9. O line broken once. D line put the team on its back. Answer to the trivia questions: Brett, then Walden.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 2:07 p.m.
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First butt slap to @simetime5 That counts. #retiredMachine #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 1:51 p.m.
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"IDIOTS!!!" Guess the Machine player that said that. #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 1:46 p.m.
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"I'm f'ing old. I've got greybush." Guess the Machine player that said that. #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 1:42 p.m.
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73 degrees. 90% humidity. #RED
http://t.co/lJKHxgg3YL
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 1:38 p.m.
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Machine takes half 7-4 on
@SubZeroUltimate
On D in 8 min. #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 1:24 p.m.
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Machine with the first break over
@SubZeroUltimate
4-3 #RED
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 11:41 a.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA:
@machineultimate
pretty sure you're OUR parody account.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 10:50 a.m.
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Game day! Check here, and at our parody (?) account @MeanMachineDFA for post game updates from Chesapeake. #red
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 12th, 2014, 4:04 a.m.
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RT @frisbeebob: New Machine threads. What's on the front is more important than what's on the back.
@
machineultimate
Friday July 11th, 2014, 3:53 p.m.
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Men's Division preview for the Chesapeake Invite this weekend (which Machine is attending), courtesy of @Ulti_world:
http://t.co/0pLts1ODBV
@
machineultimate
Friday July 11th, 2014, 3:49 p.m.
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@MadisonRadicals
@MadisonClub
@HeistUltimate
Samesies
@
machineultimate
Friday July 11th, 2014, 2:00 p.m.
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NEMEBRO! NEMESIS! Watch our friends
@ChicagoNemesis
battle
@mollybrowntown
tomorrow on @ngnultimate at 11:30AM CST!
http://t.co/QJxOHmXAre
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 10th, 2014, 6:43 p.m.
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@truckstopulti
@frisbeebob Mance... Sorry to disappoint you. Also, Walden probably says hi.
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 10th, 2014, 6:34 p.m.
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RT @IainUM:
@machineultimate
live tweeting of any and all CCRs
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 10th, 2014, 6:01 p.m.
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RT @tatchity:
@machineultimate
What is @frisbeebob doing at any given moment will do. Also, veer away from anything Kevin Kelly related. #t…
@
machineultimate
Thursday July 10th, 2014, 6:01 p.m.
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RT @sludgebrown:
@machineultimate
final score including the halftime score in one tweet at the end of every game. Thank you & good luck.
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