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@machineultimate is the Twitter account for
Chicago Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2010
),
Machine
(
Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
NexGen Ultimate Tour 2012
) and
Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
)
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Games involving @machineultimate
Time
Team
Result
Team
Tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
11 - 8
Toronto GOAT
1 tweet
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
1 - 0
Seattle Sockeye
4 tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 6
Truck Stop
12 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
New York City PoNY
20 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
14 - 16
Ring of Fire
7 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
July 27th, 2012
Machine
6 - 15
NexGen
1 tweet
October 29th, 2011
Machine
11 - 9
Truck Stop
2 tweets
October 29th, 2011
Machine
14 - 12
Johnny Bravo
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
16 - 17
Madison Club
4 tweets
October 28th, 2011
Machine
13 - 15
GOAT
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
7 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 27th, 2011
Machine
10 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 27th, 2011
Machine
15 - 12
Furious George
10 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
15 - 9
Madison Club
3 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
11 - 14
Sub Zero
2 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
26 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 6
Haymaker
1 tweet
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 3
Notorious B.I.D.
1 tweet
August 5th, 2011
Machine
9 - 15
NexGen
25 tweets
October 30th, 2010
Machine
13 - 9
Tanasi
20 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
5 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
15 - 16
Madison Club
2 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
15 - 10
Tanasi
13 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
11 - 15
PoNY
45 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
6 - 15
Ironside
3 tweets
October 10th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 4
Haymaker
3 tweets
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 2
Dark Horse
2 tweets
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@
machineultimate
Friday September 19th, 2014, 7:44 p.m.
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RT @TripleCrownTour: GL Men's Regionals top seeds: 1
@machineultimate
2 @HighFiveUlti 3
@madcowultimate
4 @BroCatsUltimate
http://t.co/BBUt…
@
machineultimate
Friday September 19th, 2014, 3:07 a.m.
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RT @frisbeebob: Does anyone want to make the CHC highlight video. Yeah. Blank screen: "We hucked it a lot, then lost to Mad Club" to 10 mi…
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 8:11 p.m.
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.@MachineUltimate Here is the Vimeo version in case any of you weren't able to watch on a mobile device:
http://t.co/bOlCwIqtzv
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 6:15 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Chicago
@machineultimate
Pro Flight Finale Highlights ->
http://t.co/bpnuf1gELO
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 5:27 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: 2014 Regional Preview: Great Lakes (Men's) ->
http://t.co/xr5pC3WKW8
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 4:39 p.m.
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Machine's 2014 Pro-Flight Finale highlight video is up! Retweet this for a chance to win a free Machine Disc!
https://t.co/VBILnujtRP
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 2:40 p.m.
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They breed them well at
@hodaglove
Kubalanza flick bomb to Geppert.
http://t.co/Ac5mu8CSNu
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 4:27 a.m.
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Fight.
http://t.co/xkw3mhwSwH
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 18th, 2014, 2:22 a.m.
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CCR with @Goose00Helton @ultijava @frisbeebob for AYCE Sushi Para.
http://t.co/RacvU4ouuG
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 17th, 2014, 11:40 p.m.
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A
@cutrules
and
@hodaglove
alumnus throw in the park. And the @CassieEmiko dog.
http://t.co/TMTmlZMc5p
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 17th, 2014, 7:36 p.m.
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RT @theAUDL: Catching up with Commissioner Gordon. #AUDL #Offseason
http://t.co/wQ0GBe1dwl
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 17th, 2014, 2:11 a.m.
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@GungHoUltimate
@carolli32 Whatever. Yes. Great attitude. Glad to see his tutelage is working. Keep it up, doggie. Mad dope tight.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 17th, 2014, 2:03 a.m.
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@GungHoUltimate
@carolli32 way to reference a locked Twitter account. And Walden. Both solid leads.
@
machineultimate
Tuesday September 16th, 2014, 9:25 p.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: Tonight
@machineultimate
transitions to 1:1 (Run:Rest) 150 yd shuttles. I'm expecting it to be brutal. Stand up boys, …
@
machineultimate
Tuesday September 16th, 2014, 1:26 p.m.
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Did you know Walden yells "RED RED RED" before a layout
@ChicagoNemesis
@LienHoffmann
@100percentBS
@ScandalUltimate
http://t.co/MkaiqREL1P
@
machineultimate
Monday September 15th, 2014, 4:18 p.m.
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Tiny hands, dangerous top speed. That's #29 @TKraemer29 running down a huck from @frisbeebob in the ECC 2014 finals.
http://t.co/une6UHj9Mi
@
machineultimate
Monday September 15th, 2014, 1:01 p.m.
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"Something's gone terribly wrong." @Goose00Helton
http://t.co/OFp7QOoXCK
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 10:49 p.m.
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Aaaannndd we're back! @Goose00Helton @vanderch
http://t.co/VG1n3pgRtf
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 10:43 p.m.
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And now. The real Sports Day starts.
http://t.co/Y4fQ3pXEZx
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 6:36 p.m.
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RT @faith_plus_one: Me and my bro in our new
@machineultimate
gear!! Thanks @Goose00Helton!! #hoothoot #808
http://t.co/N6RwEQ9f2w
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 4:52 p.m.
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Real subtle. @RadicalAnimal7
@MadisonRadicals
#spy #traitor
http://t.co/CBK1FxdVIW
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 3:36 p.m.
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A gunshot at UW-Whitewater: signals beginning of 5k race. A gunshot in Washington Park: completely different story.
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 3:34 p.m.
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BREAKING: Machine 2015 to institute IQ test during tryout process, massive overhaul expected to roster.
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 6:06 a.m.
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Machine Sports Day Final Results: 1st = Crew Crew 2nd = Caribbean Cruise Crew 3rd = Obscene Machine 4th = War Machine #stroke #sectionals
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 5:22 a.m.
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Ron had to spell "crypt". Heckle after he got it correct: "only a few more years!" #HOOT
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 5:17 a.m.
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Sheehan had to spell the word "annoyance". That was priceless.
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 4:05 a.m.
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Spelling bee tiebreaker. Not a lot of "readers" on this team.
http://t.co/hUaXNxx5Aj
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 3:20 a.m.
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In case anyone was wondering, this team is full of morons.
http://t.co/E6cvOOzo0X
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 1:56 a.m.
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FYI @neelfelps is killing it on Tinder right now. @Goose00Helton not so much.
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 1:18 a.m.
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The sheep have no idea the storm that's about to come. Trivia. @cpoeppelman
http://t.co/2SWWvOQVhP
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 12:28 a.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: Highlights from
@machineultimate
'Sectionals.'
http://t.co/8uxybf1dlX
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 12:09 a.m.
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Fun fact: this guy cramped during the kayak race last year and then floated with the current while we all laughed.
http://t.co/mUL7YoApFk
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 12:04 a.m.
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Teamwork.
http://t.co/58E40J8qye
@
machineultimate
Sunday September 14th, 2014, 12:02 a.m.
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BMW needs a bro out there. Hoot hoot @cpoeppelman
http://t.co/EYghsp2re6
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 11:46 p.m.
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America is watching you race. Don't not fail us.
http://t.co/0B6yx4rv4z
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 11:44 p.m.
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Round 2! Kayak relay races. Who will cramp and capsize first.
http://t.co/DEBmeWH8Y2
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 11:39 p.m.
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RT @ColinMacGregor3: YESSSS. Love arriving home to these after a long day on the road. Thanks,
@machineultimate
http://t.co/YKlz3OMfuK
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 11:19 p.m.
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Interesting back windshield on @DDawiseman21 's car. #truecolors
http://t.co/0gYCXarlyC
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 10:19 p.m.
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Over/under what @cpoeppelman thinks KK spent on his engagement ring. Bar is set at $5k.
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 9:51 p.m.
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"Did you see that, Walden. Suck it!" -Ron Kubalanza "We're on the same team!" -Bachelor boy Walden #teamwork
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 9:24 p.m.
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Off-hand disc golf with @cgeppert @Dualhats @MeanMachineDFA @Hodag76 @cpoeppelman @frisbeebob
http://t.co/aIGVjKOU3Y
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 9:03 p.m.
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"You guys, I want a stripper cake this high."
http://t.co/1zCAmFbYAj
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 8:59 p.m.
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Can I get a ruling on this @neelfelps @gserednesky @cpoeppelman #starwars #49ers
http://t.co/uHyTzmPnyE
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 8:58 p.m.
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Welcome to the 3rd annual Walden Nelson bachelor party. SPORTS DAY!
@ChicagoNemesis
@100percentBS
@ScandalUltimate
http://t.co/DlxcfLccW1
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 6:49 p.m.
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There are allotted segments of practice for horsing around. They're called: Sheehan Time. #jokes #47ronin
http://t.co/gwoxYAtvpx
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 6:48 p.m.
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Practice at UW-Whitewater. Winter is coming.
http://t.co/bLmz8wUVvh
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 4:49 a.m.
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"You should always steal from someone you hate." What Machine player said that. #NERDS!!
http://t.co/jA81nr5PI4
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 13th, 2014, 12:33 a.m.
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Three Machine players that are going to Dubai are trying to describe where Dubai is on the map. #thailand #continent
@
machineultimate
Friday September 12th, 2014, 10:04 p.m.
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Machine heads to Whitewater WI this wknd for Machine Sectionals (formerly known as "Sports Day") #discgolf #kickball #kayaking #trivia #pogs
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 11th, 2014, 8:57 p.m.
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I feel like Dr Frankenstein. Now I must deal with my monster. Our fans are the best. Complaints go to @Goose00Helton
http://t.co/h6Tf1lTyHy
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 11th, 2014, 8:54 p.m.
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Check out these sweet photos from ECC, featuring plenty of Machine! (Courtesy of Jackie Kilian Photography)
http://t.co/kskINnf4tJ
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 10th, 2014, 8:36 p.m.
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RT @pshriwise: How to properly play dead if approached by a defensive bear. @kkelly86 #bearfacts
http://t.co/zWDK0f9iuP
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 10th, 2014, 3:20 a.m.
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“@theAUDL: Somehow no one had ever seen this picture before tonight. #AUDL #archives
http://t.co/qqo6Lxfd8l”
@vonalanguilan25 can fly
@
machineultimate
Tuesday September 9th, 2014, 4:37 a.m.
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@SockeyeUltimate
@Skyd_LiamRosen FYI @daneolsen finished our warmups (today was 365 days exactly) next: MEB 2 and 1
http://t.co/MO6MDItRsJ
@
machineultimate
Monday September 8th, 2014, 11:27 p.m.
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Congrats to Chicago stalwarts @GaryL_45 @ultimatebecky (not father/daughter). Reppin' the Windy City in Dubai 2015!
http://t.co/Llq9revIpD
@
machineultimate
Monday September 8th, 2014, 11:22 p.m.
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Congrats @Goose00Helton @frisbeebob @Killer_Miller77 @BKolinek Kelly Bolt: Team USA 2015 Beach Worlds in Dubai!!
http://t.co/Llq9revIpD
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 6th, 2014, 3:04 p.m.
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.@sludgebrown We've done this before....
http://t.co/muj5R6BHFf
@
machineultimate
Saturday September 6th, 2014, 2:18 a.m.
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Couldn't look better #ADZE @_emiliagarcia @daneolsen
http://t.co/qG0E3ctYo8
@
machineultimate
Friday September 5th, 2014, 11:28 p.m.
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Miracles do happen. Look at how happy this sucker is @Goose00Helton Thank you @daneolsen #warmups #362dayslater
http://t.co/UX8sz1ARxT
@
machineultimate
Friday September 5th, 2014, 4:20 p.m.
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RT @SpicyTunaUlti: Like grilled cheese and unlimited booze?? Of course you do! Come to our fundraiser party at Cheesie's in Lakeview this F…
@
machineultimate
Friday September 5th, 2014, 4:20 p.m.
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RT @SpicyTunaUlti: Here's the Facebook event -
https://t.co/Tse4Kg2PmH
@
machineultimate
Friday September 5th, 2014, 4:05 a.m.
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Sled runs with @beaukittredge @martin_cochran @Casras9 of
@revolverult
#knowyourenemy #onebidregions #dowork
http://t.co/S4wb7VHgEX
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 4th, 2014, 10:01 p.m.
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@doublewidetx
@Ulti_world Man, I dont think anyone realized just losing Bigley would make such a dramatic difference on your regular season.
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 4th, 2014, 7:36 p.m.
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Check out @Ulti_world's team-by-team recap of the Pro-Flight Finale:
http://t.co/Cm7BZZA3aE
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 4th, 2014, 7:02 p.m.
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Check out @USAUltimate's short recap of the Pro-Flight Finale:
http://t.co/KJmFY33o2u
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 4th, 2014, 4:30 p.m.
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RT @phototino: Pro Flight Finale 2014 - Open Finals:
http://t.co/KbK5TGFuWS
@machineultimate
v.
@Boston_Ironside
@seattleecc
http://t.co/RM…
@
machineultimate
Thursday September 4th, 2014, 1:18 p.m.
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Fight for your city.
http://t.co/VoBlxDVqvB
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 3rd, 2014, 9:14 p.m.
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RT @ngnultimate: Dave Wiseman makes a nasty sky against Revolver in this @patagonia Play of the Game.
http://t.co/oNE1OwqZ0R
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 3rd, 2014, 6:34 p.m.
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Machine ends the TCT regular season in second place, behind
@revolverult
for the second consecutive season.
http://t.co/eYvxGAWYUq
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 3rd, 2014, 3:02 p.m.
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Some
@hodaglove
as @DDawiseman21 hits @cgeppert in the ECC 2014 finals against
@Boston_Ironside
http://t.co/kQ3TOtAs0P
Thanks @FulcrumPro
@
machineultimate
Wednesday September 3rd, 2014, 2:42 p.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA: Aaaannndd we're back!
http://t.co/ni5pAJPEX7
@
machineultimate
Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 3:42 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Quieting the Critics? Machine Takes Pro Flight Finale Championship Over Ironside, Presented by @ngnultimate
http://t.co/1f8…
@
machineultimate
Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 3:37 p.m.
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RT @phototino: Congrats to
@machineultimate
for winning the Open Division at the 2014 Pro Flight Finale @seattleecc @TripleCrownTour http:/…
@
machineultimate
Tuesday September 2nd, 2014, 12:58 a.m.
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RT @FulcrumPro: @Goose00Helton and
@machineultimate
-
https://t.co/5Lo4ff0G28
- all ECC games are available at
http://t.co/Jp58iEd0v4
#ecc2…
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 3:36 p.m.
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"I don't even know how many people were crying last night."
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 3:00 p.m.
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Woof.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 10:06 a.m.
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Also
@SockeyeUltimate
we never got our Thank You card in the mail for rolling over to you in 2013. You're welcome. #Lecco
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 9:55 a.m.
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Sheehan and I followed two
@SockeyeUltimate
chumps to "The Coup". We're prob gonna die.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 6:06 a.m.
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Please forgive us for anything we tweet tonight. It's gonna be a good night.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 5:49 a.m.
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All rights go to Mikey Lun.
http://t.co/eAjntcnSpz
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 4:31 a.m.
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Spy. #RED
http://t.co/E4N7mMIiN0
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 2:43 a.m.
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"(Blank) may be the best player on Machine. Every time I thought he jumped way too early. Goal." What Machine said that of their teammate.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 2:37 a.m.
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Making moneyz @gregory_p_
http://t.co/K3E1Fhu4Ja
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:58 a.m.
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Thank you to ALL our fans and Machine alumni for following along this weekend. We're proud to represent you. We. Are. Not. Done. #RED
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:48 a.m.
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Hey,
@RhinoUltimate
wanna play tmr for that $2k check. We could do @Spikeball or CCR for it.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:47 a.m.
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Great game
@Boston_Ironside
13-10 Push each other to be better.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:36 a.m.
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WHITEOUT.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:36 a.m.
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"I'm suppose to be drawing #7 on their D-lines." Well, you drew @MeanBrodieSmith What Machine player said that.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:29 a.m.
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And…. Double score for the win! TK with a crafty grab. Machine: 2014 ECC Champions!
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:28 a.m.
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Wiseman to Shriwise for the fake win. AJ loved it (a little too much?).
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:26 a.m.
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RT @PulledDisc:
@machineultimate
What machine player said "Game has been capped?"
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:25 a.m.
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Game has been capped?
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:25 a.m.
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And there’s quick
@Boston_Ironside
score on the huck to Willy Neff. Machine up 12-10.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:24 a.m.
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Spelling edit: Kubalasagna
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:23 a.m.
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Kubalanza unleashes the cannon. Geppert with a brilliant layout grab on the goal line. Easy score to TK from there.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:21 a.m.
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Rats. Wiseman deep shot floats. Gets blocked. Ironside hucks the other way and Muffin pulls it in. Machine up 11-9.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:20 a.m.
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Kevin Kelly with a great layout block. Got one of the worst cleatings I’ve ever seen in the process.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:19 a.m.
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Goose’s oddly green headband confuses observer. He rules “no foul” on his turnover throw.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:18 a.m.
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Walden Nelson layout D. Damn.
@
machineultimate
Monday September 1st, 2014, 1:16 a.m.
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Some stuff happened and then AJ catches the Bob Liu huck and leaps across the goal line. Up 11-8
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