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@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

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@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
"I dont know anything about muslims but..." #ShitThompsonMeans
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
There are no Mexicans in Russia !?
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 5:46 p.m. Retweet
I, too, was surprised to find no Mexicans in Spain.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
Also on today's agenda : Be remarkably late to school. #extendedwinterbreak
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 1:33 p.m. Retweet
On today's agenda: 1. Man the fuck up 2. Ball the fuck out
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 5:28 a.m. Retweet
Well, between all the parks and rec, whale trail, Outliers, and hitting on @seebuchs , I've successfully avoided starting my homework.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 4:12 a.m. Retweet
You keep falling for the same shit.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 6th, 2013, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
First day at church. Pretty much exactly what I expected except there was more rock music and the wine was grape juice.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 6th, 2013, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
Forget my name and I'll forget it too.
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 5th, 2013, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
"If you're with drunk people, you're gunna get screwed." can't tell if my dad is giving me tips or warnings.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 4th, 2013, 10:26 p.m. Retweet
Big time players make big time plays.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 4th, 2013, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
You were my rock, never my stepping stone.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 4th, 2013, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
That last tweet was about frosted miniwheats. #sorryladies
@changeurbangz   Friday January 4th, 2013, 3:26 p.m. Retweet
I only met in 2012, but, I think I'll love you forever, thank you for being with me when I needed you, I hope I can be there for you.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 4th, 2013, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
My ~week long experiment of trying to let people text first has had some distressing results.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
Love is not a word but a sentence.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Good morning you stupid bitch. #therewego
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
It's pretty hard to say good morning angrily.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 1st, 2013, 7:47 p.m. Retweet
Glad I didn't fuck up as bad as last new year's.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 31st, 2012, 4:13 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes I can't help but overhear conversations, and I can't help but wonder why people prefer endless blathering to silence.
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 30th, 2012, 9:51 p.m. Retweet
Being gandalf is fucking tiring #palatineclassic @JamesRobin5 @NStorter @AustinJWells @hArAdAn
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 30th, 2012, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
Being gandalf is fucking tiring. #palatineclassic @JamesRobin5
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 30th, 2012, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
Placing second tastes like ash #palatineclassic
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 30th, 2012, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
I know who I want to take me home.
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 30th, 2012, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
No drinks for me tonight I guess #Naperchillout http://t.co/NOpdkoXo
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 30th, 2012, 3:04 a.m. Retweet
First time getting carded at an ultimate tournament. #Naperville @JamesRobin5
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 29th, 2012, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
"Discs before chicks " - mr. Smedley #palclass
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 29th, 2012, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
“@stardiverr: Students: How private are those Snapchat photos? Please be responsible: http://t.co/QmfR3fdX .” #ohgod #whathaveidone
@changeurbangz   Friday December 28th, 2012, 12:25 p.m. Retweet
It's magic, the magic of SCIENCE!
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 27th, 2012, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
"I like my boxxy, short ass bitches." #leavio
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 27th, 2012, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
I hate my job, fire me! #shitpetersays @PKup10
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 27th, 2012, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
"I hate all of my students and Obama is a secret fascist." @PKup10 #shitpetersays
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 11:48 p.m. Retweet
TIL tweens only speak in Internet references.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Five year old ad libs should just be called "buttholes"
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
Don't know whether you're intentionally or unintentionally making me mad. Do know that you're making me mad.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING NEWS : pampered house wife suggests Americans should "earn their money." it appears the next generation is already inspired.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
Elementary school moms talk about other elementary school moms like old men talk about Obama.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
#familypartytips eat constantly to avoid conversation
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
Nothing I like better than listening to film criticism of 5 year olds.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
Forget politics, time for sports #oldmen
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
Let the time honored tradition of old men talking about politics begin! First topic : Obama trying to become president for life. #ofcourse
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
The pain of ordering your own xmas gifts is that you feel disappointed when they don't actually come (they were @FiveUltimateLLC shorts :/ )
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
“@caleb_harada: @DBewton @changeurbangz mmmmhmm http://t.co/pPTK2xD9” @hArAdAn #areyouserious #sadface
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 25th, 2012, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
Merry Christmas William #whiteelephant @Jackatack45
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 23rd, 2012, 5:33 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes a pause is all you need to change everything.
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 23rd, 2012, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
I do exactly one thing well. Don't question it.
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 22nd, 2012, 1:09 p.m. Retweet
By the end of it, she wasn't asking them to let her go, she was asking them to kill her.
@changeurbangz   Friday December 21st, 2012, 12:03 p.m. Retweet
I slept all the way through the night. It may have only been 6 hours, but, my god, it was 6 hours.
@changeurbangz   Friday December 21st, 2012, 3:49 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes you just have to tell your friend you love them because anything else would seem like a lie.
@changeurbangz   Friday December 21st, 2012, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
Work makes my weaknesses strengths, and my strengths invulnerabilities.
@changeurbangz   Friday December 21st, 2012, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Didn't miss a single spare tonight #thedream
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 20th, 2012, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
“@ultiproblems: #WhenWillYouLearn that upwind hammers are a terrible idea? #ultimateproblems” @TheEvanMurray
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 20th, 2012, 5:33 a.m. Retweet
I really like Megan Hughes and would date her at a moment's notice.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 20th, 2012, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
I like talking about budgets, mostly for the ladies.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 19th, 2012, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
"Hey captains, and Evan ;)" @ClaireTrumbull @seebuchs @nikkigabrione @TheEvanMurray
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 19th, 2012, 2:45 a.m. Retweet
Girls don't want a gentleman/ They say they do but in the end/ Girls don't want a gentleman/ They want a loser like me/ ToaDM
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 18th, 2012, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
I can't have one historic non snow Chicago winter. Not one.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 17th, 2012, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
That awkward moment when you say I love you instead of goodbye...
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 16th, 2012, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
She must have been adopted from Caesar.
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 13th, 2012, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
Champions have that voice that says "quit." too, they just know how to tell it to shut the fuck up.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 12th, 2012, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
#LetsMakeItAwkward @MaddeEzsak @twitterlessfinn
@changeurbangz   Tuesday December 11th, 2012, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
My body feels like my conscience should #dying
@changeurbangz   Saturday December 8th, 2012, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
I live by the axe, not by the pick.
@changeurbangz   Friday December 7th, 2012, 11:52 p.m. Retweet
S/o to the eternal @ChrisOrabutt for grinding ALL HIGH SCHOOL LONG
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 6th, 2012, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
"when you're dealing with living things, you never know what's going to happen." - hopkins #apbiowisdom
@changeurbangz   Thursday December 6th, 2012, 1:13 a.m. Retweet
I'm proud, because I've grown into the person my 5 year old self would have wanted to babsysit him.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 5th, 2012, 5:49 a.m. Retweet
Just because, you know, why wouldn't I want it all to burn?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 5th, 2012, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Hurrying through life is hurrying to the grave.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday December 5th, 2012, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
Wish the lz teachers would strike... #longwinterbreak
@changeurbangz   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 1:02 p.m. Retweet
Did horribly at sleeping, let's see of I can do better at being awake.
@changeurbangz   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:02 a.m. Retweet
Baby you're my errything, you're all I ever wanted...
@changeurbangz   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
“@morrillperform: This ones awesome for shin splints and increasing ankle mobility. http://t.co/rASgiaeN” @Feezy29
@changeurbangz   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
Talking about business while eating steak and watching football with my father. #manliness #testosterone
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 2nd, 2012, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
Was there ever a war where only one side bled?
@changeurbangz   Sunday December 2nd, 2012, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
She might be with him but she's thinkin bout me. - Snoop Lion
@changeurbangz   Friday November 30th, 2012, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
S/o to @ChrisOrabutt for grabbing my jacket like a pro
@changeurbangz   Friday November 30th, 2012, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
The love was fictional but the pain was real.
@changeurbangz   Friday November 30th, 2012, 4:16 a.m. Retweet
Is it weird that whenever I hear A$$ I think of @caleb_harada ?
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