@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

Most recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 17th, 2013, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
Playing Mario Kart in a pillow fort at a sleepover with my best friends. #NeverGrowUp #WormleyGras #Party4DaysStraight
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 16th, 2013, 6:06 a.m. Retweet
"brian , do you love Emma?" - @DBewton
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 16th, 2013, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
"he shuffled my jaw teeth" - @DBewton
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 16th, 2013, 4:37 a.m. Retweet
And then Berton and Brian started fighting.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 16th, 2013, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
"it's aneta skoke, yeah." - @DBewton
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 16th, 2013, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Evan laughs like an evil witch.
@changeurbangz   Friday February 15th, 2013, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
This is the second baby vagina I've seen in a week #wtf #APBio
@changeurbangz   Friday February 15th, 2013, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
Every second dies as it's born. You are spending your dying moments with me.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 14th, 2013, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
"carpe weekend. Seize the weekend motherfucker."
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 14th, 2013, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
The flowers are fake but the love is real.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 14th, 2013, 12:51 p.m. Retweet
I'll be your valentine, even if you won't be mine.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 14th, 2013, 4:29 a.m. Retweet
I'm starting to grow so apathetic about everyone :/
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 14th, 2013, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
#CandyHeartRejects You're almost as pretty as your best friend.
@changeurbangz   Thursday February 14th, 2013, 12:47 a.m. Retweet
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 13th, 2013, 2:35 p.m. Retweet
I subsist on 3 peanuts and compliments.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 13th, 2013, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
Some people confuse being a girl scout for being friends.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 12th, 2013, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
You're it. But you're only a replacement.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 12th, 2013, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
Can't tell if more or less offensive when he argued for 3 hours that no girl could be better at any sport than any guy...
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 12th, 2013, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
"in the most non sexist way possible... Men are smarter than women." oh Berton...
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 12th, 2013, 1:09 p.m. Retweet
Ever have friendship dreams where you and your ex hang out at your house and just watch YouTube videos for a while?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday February 12th, 2013, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
I salute you, old white man in a restaurant , for telling a 7' tall black man that you've clearly never met that he looks familiar.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 11th, 2013, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
What'd we learn today? Divorce ruins everything. #goddamnit
@changeurbangz   Monday February 11th, 2013, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Watching animals have sex for 40 minutes ... Nice? #APBio
@changeurbangz   Monday February 11th, 2013, 4:21 a.m. Retweet
Burn this body in effigy / look past the skin , look at me.
@changeurbangz   Monday February 11th, 2013, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
It's not the end of the world, it's just the end of a world.
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
Cancer is a side effect of evolution.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 9th, 2013, 9:18 a.m. Retweet
I hate that I thought we were close. #subtweet
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 9th, 2013, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
Hate not being able to vaguely tweet my feelings about things because my friends would know what I'm talking about and I'd be embarrassed :(
@changeurbangz   Friday February 8th, 2013, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
"because that was previously in my mouth." #ApBio
@changeurbangz   Friday February 8th, 2013, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
@changeurbangz: "Why Sex?" #BioWorkSheetTitles
@changeurbangz   Friday February 8th, 2013, 2:13 p.m. Retweet
"Flowers R All About Sex" #BioCDTitles
@changeurbangz   Friday February 8th, 2013, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
They're filled, just not with what you want.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 6th, 2013, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
"now look around , we're all mutants, because we are the X-men!" #ThingsIWishIHeardInBio
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 6th, 2013, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
Go ahead and congratulate yourself, just know that I'm not talking because I don't want to fucking embarrass you.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday February 6th, 2013, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
“@R_Moran15: Drake and Josh.” #noughsaid
@changeurbangz   Sunday February 3rd, 2013, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
so sick of who I was becoming / yeah, tired of running / time to look in the man in the mirror until I can learn to love him.
@changeurbangz   Saturday February 2nd, 2013, 4:43 a.m. Retweet
I love you but I just can't trust me anymore.
@changeurbangz   Friday February 1st, 2013, 12:37 p.m. Retweet
This, too, shall pass. Our suffering is not eternal.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 30th, 2013, 2:52 p.m. Retweet
Going to the gym and living forever healthfully <3 @DanaMatasek
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 29th, 2013, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
#MyLifeIn5Words don't get broken! DAMN IT!
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 29th, 2013, 2:27 p.m. Retweet
"if I make bacon and French toast, will you eat it?" #sillyquestion
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 29th, 2013, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
This slurpee after ultimate is the lacrosse reward. #delicious
@changeurbangz   Monday January 28th, 2013, 1:22 p.m. Retweet
#YouAreMoreAtrractiveIf you aren't easily offended.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 28th, 2013, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Nailed it... Nailed them #inevitableconfessions @Shannon__Clancy
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 27th, 2013, 6:30 a.m. Retweet
How I wish I could've been and could be better for you.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 24th, 2013, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
Being too tall to comfortably do anything <<<<<<
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 24th, 2013, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
Yes, I may be a deeply flawed person, but I'm pretty good at DDR for a 6'6'' guy.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 23rd, 2013, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
#HowIMeetMyBestfriends ultimate.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 22nd, 2013, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
We've got a very Melius - Mario friendship #ChasingCincinnati @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 22nd, 2013, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
We've got a very Melius - Milkshake friendship @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 22nd, 2013, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
The difference between which girls we think are artsy and which girls are sluts is the type of camera they use. #omgSelfie
@changeurbangz   Monday January 21st, 2013, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
"Tom...riddle" "riddle diddle diddle" @dbewton
@changeurbangz   Monday January 21st, 2013, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
I think I'm going to take a break from being such a giant tool in honor of MLK. #IHaveADream
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 19th, 2013, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes I wish I could be hurt a little easier.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 18th, 2013, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
"if you gave a fish an ice cube, would he eat it?" #kovandakuotes
@changeurbangz   Friday January 18th, 2013, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
We're all looking up at the same night sky.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 17th, 2013, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
You're too sensitive for it. Everyone knows it but you.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 16th, 2013, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
What's a few thousand miles between friends?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 16th, 2013, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
#TalkLikeYourBestFriend "have you heard of this thing called music? Also, I have terrible taste in women"
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 15th, 2013, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
You're way too young to be broken.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 15th, 2013, 5:42 a.m. Retweet
If I tweeted how I felt you would all think I'm a rambling lunatic.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 14th, 2013, 1:52 p.m. Retweet
"Say what you will about Hitler, that guy killed Hitler."
@changeurbangz   Monday January 14th, 2013, 4:54 a.m. Retweet
Asking if you play any sports and saying no because you don't want to explain how it's kind of like soccer again #ultimateproblems
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 13th, 2013, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
Social media makes me really insecure.
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 13th, 2013, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
The radio edit of A$$ ... Why bother?
@changeurbangz   Sunday January 13th, 2013, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
It's easier to miss you than to be with you.
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 12th, 2013, 4:31 a.m. Retweet
Knock knock. @seebuchs @rundmcartol
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 12th, 2013, 4:30 a.m. Retweet
TIL @seebuchs is a giant pussy. @rundmcartol
@changeurbangz   Saturday January 12th, 2013, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
There's nothing left for us here.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 11th, 2013, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
#ThoughstInTheHallway I can see over everyone.
@changeurbangz   Friday January 11th, 2013, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
The only easy day is yesterday.
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 10th, 2013, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
"There are only 2 babies, and 3 of them are retarded."
@changeurbangz   Thursday January 10th, 2013, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
"Is your sister a Muslim ?" "no, she's a bitch."
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 9th, 2013, 4:31 a.m. Retweet
Die in the weight so you can live on the field.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 9th, 2013, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
“@seebuchs: Thinking about holding a counter rally to the Christian one in february, all donations will go to abortion clinics and Gay bars*
@changeurbangz   Wednesday January 9th, 2013, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
“@brotips: #2704. You can tell a lot about a guy by how he treats people he doesn't like. #brotips" #iamrelentless @seebuchs
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 2:15 p.m. Retweet
Yep. Today's the day we talk about canine erectile dysfunction in ap bio.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 12:32 p.m. Retweet
Do you ever feel like one person you're following tweets exclusively about you / for you ? This is starting to creep me out.
@changeurbangz   Monday January 7th, 2013, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
Tripping over words? Doesn't sound like T at all.
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