ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| September 3, 2016 | Dig the Pig | 3 (South) | L 7-13 | 0 - 1 |
| September 7, 2016 | Leaky Faucets | 2 (Central) | W 13-0 | 1 - 1 |
| September 10, 2016 | Team 6 | 1 (North) | W 13-5 | 2 - 1 |
| September 12, 2016 | Majorana Meatballs | 3 (South) | W 13-3 | 3 - 1 |
| September 17, 2016 | Jimbies | 1 (North) | W 13-8 | 4 - 1 |
| September 21, 2016 | The Harambes | 2 (Central) | W 7-0 | 5 - 1 |
| September 28, 2016 | Octopus Prime | 1 (North) | W 13-6 | 6 - 1 |
| October 1, 2016 | Thor's Hammer | 2 (Central) | W 13-1 | 7 - 1 |
| October 5, 2016 | Stall Zero Heroes | 1 (North) | L 12-13 | 7 - 2 |
| October 8, 2016 | Octopus Prime | 2 (Central) | W 13-7 | 8 - 2 |
| October 12, 2016 | Jimbies | 1 (North) | W 12-6 | 9 - 2 |
| October 15, 2016 | Stall Zero Heroes | Complex 7 | L 11-12 | 9 - 3 |
| October 15, 2016 | Thor's Hammer | Complex 7 | 0-0 | 9 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| October 8, 2016 | CURL Fall 2016 Ladder/Play-In Games & Playoffs | 3 | Tweets |
