| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Irish Mixed National Team | 8 - 0 | 1.000 | 118 | 69 | +49 |
| 2 | Mr. Dufflebag | 6 - 0 | 1.000 | 68 | 31 | +37 |
| 3 | The Beach Goys | 6 - 0 | 1.000 | 58 | 41 | +17 |
| 4 | Drazba XXI | 5 - 0 | 1.000 | 55 | 12 | +43 |
| 5 | Red Stripe | 5 - 0 | 1.000 | 55 | 26 | +29 |
| 6 | Highlighter Nation | 5 - 0 | 1.000 | 51 | 30 | +21 |
| 7 | Big Fun Sharknado | 6 - 1 | 0.857 | 70 | 39 | +31 |
| 8 | America, Huck Yeah! | 5 - 1 | 0.833 | 60 | 35 | +25 |
| 9 | Mario Party | 5 - 1 | 0.833 | 64 | 40 | +24 |
| 10 | Family Beach Day | 5 - 1 | 0.833 | 60 | 37 | +23 |
| 11 | The Sandlot | 5 - 1 | 0.833 | 63 | 43 | +20 |
| 12 | Bearded Clams | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 49 | 39 | +10 |
| 13 | Airborn | 6 - 2 | 0.750 | 107 | 82 | +25 |
| 14 | Aquatic Outlaws | 5 - 2 | 0.714 | 67 | 50 | +17 |
| 15 | Pippen's Revenge | 5 - 2 | 0.714 | 67 | 57 | +10 |
| 16 | Madtown Boozehounds | 5 - 2 | 0.714 | 61 | 56 | +5 |
| 17 | Stabby McRobot | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 58 | 42 | +16 |
| 18 | Kablammo | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 54 | 43 | +11 |
| 19 | Scoober Drivers | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 57 | 49 | +8 |
| 20 | Mrs. Fannypack | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 54 | 46 | +8 |
| 21 | Boomcity Pandas | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 61 | 56 | +5 |
| 22 | SharkFace | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 56 | 52 | +4 |
| 23 | Baby Seal Club | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 52 | 53 | -1 |
| 24 | French Mixed National Team | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 103 | 72 | +31 |
| 25 | Finnish Mixed National Team | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 104 | 75 | +29 |
| 26 | German Mixed National Team | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 106 | 81 | +25 |
| 27 | Czech Mixed National Team | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 100 | 76 | +24 |
| 28 | Danish Mixed National Team | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 103 | 82 | +21 |
| 29 | Manifest Destiny | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 94 | 81 | +13 |
| 30 | Rusty Bikes | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 96 | 96 | 0 |
| 31 | Sexy Legs | 5 - 3 | 0.625 | 83 | 86 | -3 |
| 32 | Beach'd | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 50 | 36 | +14 |
| 33 | Ultimate Gratuity | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 45 | 34 | +11 |
| 34 | Forbiddin' Love | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 50 | 40 | +10 |
| 35 | Country Club | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 52 | 43 | +9 |
| 36 | Malt Disney | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 44 | 42 | +2 |
| 37 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 4 - 3 | 0.571 | 69 | 56 | +13 |
| 38 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 4 - 3 | 0.571 | 58 | 45 | +13 |
| 39 | Never Nude | 4 - 3 | 0.571 | 67 | 65 | +2 |
| 40 | Baboons | 1 - 0 - 2 | 0.556 | 15 | 5 | +10 |
| 41 | Rebel Ultimate | 4 - 4 | 0.500 | 87 | 78 | +9 |
| 42 | Belgian Mixed National Team | 4 - 4 | 0.500 | 82 | 80 | +2 |
| 43 | Democratic People's Republic of Geo | 4 - 4 | 0.500 | 89 | 91 | -2 |
| 44 | Russian Mixed National Team | 4 - 4 | 0.500 | 82 | 84 | -2 |
| 45 | Captain Crook (Aloha Borealis) | 4 - 4 | 0.500 | 91 | 94 | -3 |
| 46 | Sandcocks | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 57 | 47 | +10 |
| 47 | Beachface | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 60 | 51 | +9 |
| 48 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 51 | 51 | 0 |
| 49 | Crunkzilla | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 54 | 55 | -1 |
| 50 | Easy in Bed | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 44 | 45 | -1 |
| 51 | Yacht Club | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 48 | 58 | -10 |
| 52 | Undercover Hoperatives | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 44 | 57 | -13 |
| 53 | Serf's Up | 3 - 4 | 0.429 | 59 | 58 | +1 |
| 54 | CaddyBUFF | 3 - 4 | 0.429 | 49 | 53 | -4 |
| 55 | Montrose Five-0 | 3 - 4 | 0.429 | 50 | 56 | -6 |
| 56 | Hashtag BeachBra(d) | 3 - 4 | 0.429 | 50 | 62 | -12 |
| 57 | Holy Mackerel | 3 - 4 | 0.429 | 45 | 57 | -12 |
| 58 | Iron Sand Crab | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 40 | 36 | +4 |
| 59 | Coconutty | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 43 | 44 | -1 |
| 60 | Elusive | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 44 | 47 | -3 |
| 61 | MUB | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 38 | 41 | -3 |
| 62 | Awkward Turtles | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 37 | 40 | -3 |
| 63 | DebauCHIry | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 43 | 47 | -4 |
| 64 | Circle of Life | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 39 | 47 | -8 |
| 65 | Beaches and Cream | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 35 | 50 | -15 |
| 66 | Italian Mixed National Team | 3 - 5 | 0.375 | 85 | 90 | -5 |
| 67 | Oy Vey! (Element) | 3 - 5 | 0.375 | 87 | 98 | -11 |
| 68 | Slovak Mixed National Team | 3 - 5 | 0.375 | 79 | 98 | -19 |
| 69 | Quijotes+Dulcineas Ultimate Madrid | 3 - 5 | 0.375 | 83 | 103 | -20 |
| 70 | International Airspace | 3 - 5 | 0.375 | 84 | 105 | -21 |
| 71 | Würzburg Disc-o-Fever | 3 - 5 | 0.375 | 71 | 96 | -25 |
| 72 | Six-Pac-Man | 2 - 4 | 0.333 | 50 | 59 | -9 |
| 73 | Zima Gun | 2 - 4 | 0.333 | 44 | 56 | -12 |
| 74 | Party Team | 2 - 4 | 0.333 | 30 | 49 | -19 |
| 75 | Elephants | 0 - 0 - 1 | 0.333 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 76 | Hippos | 0 - 0 - 2 | 0.333 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 77 | Dingos | 0 - 0 - 2 | 0.333 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 78 | Alligators | 0 - 0 - 3 | 0.333 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 79 | Flamingos | 0 - 0 - 3 | 0.333 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 80 | Gorillas | 0 - 0 - 1 | 0.333 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 81 | Etown Boomtown | 2 - 5 | 0.286 | 59 | 56 | +3 |
| 82 | Huck & Chuck Show | 2 - 5 | 0.286 | 46 | 68 | -22 |
| 83 | Risky Bidness | 2 - 5 | 0.286 | 41 | 64 | -23 |
| 84 | Bubblicious | 2 - 6 | 0.250 | 73 | 99 | -26 |
| 85 | Super Funk | 1 - 3 | 0.250 | 28 | 38 | -10 |
| 86 | Sunbears | 1 - 3 | 0.250 | 27 | 38 | -11 |
| 87 | Cats | 0 - 1 - 3 | 0.250 | 5 | 15 | -10 |
| 88 | SandTrap | 1 - 4 | 0.200 | 44 | 46 | -2 |
| 89 | The Beach Bums | 1 - 4 | 0.200 | 41 | 52 | -11 |
| 90 | Empire Strikes Back | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 48 | 57 | -9 |
| 91 | Rufio, Rufio, Ruf-fi-ooooooo | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 38 | 58 | -20 |
| 92 | Ammonium | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 32 | 55 | -23 |
| 93 | Slumber Party | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 26 | 55 | -29 |
| 94 | And1 All Stars | 1 - 6 - 1 | 0.167 | 32 | 68 | -36 |
| 95 | MHC | 1 - 6 | 0.143 | 42 | 66 | -24 |
| 96 | The DISC-iples | 1 - 6 | 0.143 | 35 | 74 | -39 |
| 97 | Cuddle Puddle | 1 - 7 | 0.125 | 78 | 116 | -38 |
| 98 | Bosforce | 1 - 7 | 0.125 | 59 | 112 | -53 |
| 99 | Prion | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 100 | Not Prion | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 101 | The Scott Nelson Experience | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 102 | Hoffman's Mom | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 103 | Blades of the Night | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 104 | Ultimate Eville | 0 - 5 | 0.000 | 12 | 55 | -43 |
| 105 | I Mustache You A Question | 0 - 7 | 0.000 | 39 | 69 | -30 |