@slowwhite_

@slowwhite_ is the Twitter account for Slow White (USAU Club Mixed 2012)

Games involving @slowwhite_
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 1 tweet
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 15 - 12 Mental Toss Flycoons 4 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Slow White 12 - 15 Drag'n Thrust 5 tweets
September 15th, 2012 Slow White 11 - 3 WHUF 9 tweets
Most recent tweets
@slowwhite_   Friday July 19th, 2013, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
Playing ultimate this wknd? Heat Beating Tip 1! Surrender. There's nothing to be done. no measures to be taken. we're all doomed.
@slowwhite_   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny @tylerkinley in Tyler's defense, horses DO have ridiculous feet. So stupid.
@slowwhite_   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny Just trying to stick up for Zhao. If @tylerkinley wants to throw around disparaging horse imagery, well that's his choice
@slowwhite_   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley why you gotta beat up on Yingwei Zhao like that? Who has time to read entire books anyway? #underscores
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
He made his only million purveying homemade gasoline, but lost it all in the first/last ever Fonzi scheme. #9 Jeff "Web Gem" Smith @TheGRB
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
[2of2] & his back is covered with an actual magic-eye tattoo. You know him, you love him, it’s MARSHALL “THUG PASSION” GOFF #goffbot @mpgoff
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
[1of2] He’s our head coach. He has a powerful brain but a deadly weakness for dried fruits. In Iceland he’s known as “The 8th Deadly Sin”…
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
You'll never find a smilier guy, more giving of his time and benevolence, than our new Asst coach Steve "Hatemonger" Sullivan @sjsully21
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
He's 57 years old, but uses powerful, ancient talismans to maintain the strength, guise, & virility of a man much younger: Eddie Peters!
@slowwhite_   Saturday July 6th, 2013, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
A retroactive happy birthday to all-around good guy, jump rope champion, & Slow White coach Marshall "Street King" Goff @mpgoff
@slowwhite_   Saturday July 6th, 2013, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
It's the #goffbot's bithday. He asks, politelty, that you hurry up with his damn croissants. H-ppy b-day, #coach!
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
.@VickiChang28 is back! & she's as ambivalent as ever about: global warming! government gridlock! seafood! the word "DUBIOUS!" maps! jenga™!
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
He's a doctor, a scientist; also an amateur woodworker and fledgling horse whisperer. He loves dope beets and wind pants. He's Corey Flynn!
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
hey @Boston_Ironside way to "SAIL"# to victory! #gentlemanbrotherboat #socialmedia
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 5:45 p.m. Retweet
When she wasn't busy turning 16 years old India Stubbs tried out for Slow White and made the team. She's on the team now. She's the youngest
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
Welcome to Shaun "Code Puce" Doherty, newest member of Slow White and Westminster Kennel Club simultaneously. What a year! @nada_cambiata
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 3:50 p.m.
Welcome to the team Shaun "Code Puce" Doherty, the only man to break Pete Sampras' Legends of the Hidden Temple speed record. @nada_cambiata
@slowwhite_   Friday July 5th, 2013, 3:43 p.m.
#7 Rosie "Indoor Kid" Ano, the only contestant to ever make a Legends of the Hidden Temple Guard openly weep mid-temple-run, returns for '13
@slowwhite_   Wednesday July 3rd, 2013, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
He's a quirky newcomer w/ a heart of gold & and terrible circulation due to his weird gold-heart, ANDY "CLAMMY-HANDS" SCHACTER @schach63
@slowwhite_   Wednesday July 3rd, 2013, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
Standing at 5' ?", hailing from Northwestern University, she collects Burt Bacharach stamps & her favorite food is gravy, #5 MERIDEN D'ARCY
@slowwhite_   Wednesday July 3rd, 2013, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
He dances like nobody's watching, hunts eagles like they aren't endangered, plays pogs like it's still 1994. He's Ryan Richardson:birdhunter
@slowwhite_   Wednesday July 3rd, 2013, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
A great man once wrote "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." That man wasn't #3 Chuck McBride. But Chuck is playing Slow White again
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
[2of2]Reprising her most controversial role ever, #42 Mary Glickman returns to Slow White this summer in Ready, Set, Slow 2: Shut Up & Dance
@slowwhite_   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
[1 of 2] She thought she was ready for everything, even a life on the run. But what she wasn't ready for...was love.
@slowwhite_   Friday June 28th, 2013, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
#55 @iamtallerthanu The Todd Herman is back, along with his penchant for ill-fated Twilight tattoos & debilitating night terrors
@slowwhite_   Friday June 28th, 2013, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
He lives his life a 1/4 mile at a time; this really puts a strain on his few remaining relationships. it's #10 Miller @MillerWeaponX Miller!
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
Her hobbies include white collar crime, Jumanji, and crafting. It's the girl with the wagon tattoo #49 Lindsay Neubecker
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
Kirsten "Heat Cycler" Lundquist is back for 2013 with the summer's hottest accessories, fashions, and tips to turn heads for beach season
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
He's a Crip by day & a Blood by night, & on the weekends he's a loving father, husband, & Mancala champion, he's EVAN "4 STONES" PATISTEAS
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
She took a year off to launch an Etsy shop for homemade artisan formalwear Jncos. They practically sell themselves so Julie Sussman is back!
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
He's got a head full of Hollywood-leading-man hair and a past full of secrets, it's #4 Regular Guy Dave Truesdale
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
He was the Eric Snowden of LOST secrets, #13 Dan "Family Man" Patisteas
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 2:52 p.m. Retweet
Still hates the Whalers though.
@slowwhite_   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
This is embarrassing. Jamie moved BACK to Maine. I guess CT kicked her out after... what happened. My apologies for the inaccuracy.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
She may live in CT now, but don't let #37 Jaime Shead fool you. She still hates the Hartford Whalers, and sources say she always will.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
#12 Chris "Topher Grace" Waite, the one Chris we CAN count on. He likes pizza & civil liberties. He hates strange smells & certain poisons.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
Adge Altobelli #69. She has a winning smile & kind eyes. A so-so left hook. A stamp collection that, lets face it, could use work. @AdgeA
@slowwhite_   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
#2 Cassidy "Bluto" Edwards aka Man of 1000 Excuses aka Kid Hollywood. He has the greenest thumb in the books & he doesn't care who knows it
@slowwhite_   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Alex Trahey, #25. Standing at 8' 3" with a head diameter of 10", he has the largest head in the state. & the largest heart. @ATrahey
@slowwhite_   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 4:25 p.m. Retweet
welp, the cat's out of the bag thanks to @Ulti_world scooping us big time. let's start meeting the new team i guess
@slowwhite_   Sunday June 23rd, 2013, 11:08 p.m. Retweet
Good games today everyone. We had fun beating the heat with you all. Take care of yourselves
@slowwhite_   Monday June 10th, 2013, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC @Ulti_world inside info: @Brodiesmith21 isn't playing for us; threw all our discs into trash cans. Some cans weren't empty.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday June 4th, 2013, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Highlights from Mixed Easterns 2k13 Championship vs @TheGhosts_. take a youtube youtube break and youtube! #youtube http://t.co/fuS4KIkHYl
@slowwhite_   Tuesday June 4th, 2013, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
highlights from Mixed Easterns 2k13 semifinal game vs @WildCardult. take a youtube break and youtube! #youtube http://t.co/2Nls6L0X9D
@slowwhite_   Sunday June 2nd, 2013, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
Strong start to the season. Nice moves, everyone. I think we all learned a little bit about ourselves this weekend.
@slowwhite_   Sunday June 2nd, 2013, 9:08 p.m. Retweet
Good news sports fans, slow white won the big one. #wegoingsizzler
@slowwhite_   Sunday June 2nd, 2013, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Slow rolls to the finals #finals #tweeting
@slowwhite_   Sunday June 2nd, 2013, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
Slow wins by even more. @TheGRB efficiency rating over 1000%. @WildCardult watch out bros and broettes.
@slowwhite_   Sunday June 2nd, 2013, 2:20 p.m. Retweet
Slow wins prequarters a lot to a little. No sign of @TheGRB
@slowwhite_   Saturday June 1st, 2013, 8:30 p.m. Retweet
#ff @iamtallerthanu for easterns updates, hurricane readiness tips, and fun summer fennel recipes.
@slowwhite_   Sunday May 19th, 2013, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
Another solid day of tryouts in the books. Great effort from everyone. Other-worldly effort from @mpgoff . Next up, mixed easterns #FFF
@slowwhite_   Sunday May 19th, 2013, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
Great day of tryouts today everyone. Let's try it all again tomorrow. #funfitnessfriendship
@slowwhite_   Saturday May 18th, 2013, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Another weekend of tryouts, another opportunity to play hard, form long-lasting friendships, and hydrate sufficiently #funfitnessfriendship
@slowwhite_   Tuesday May 14th, 2013, 1:33 p.m. Retweet
.@USAUltimateWG @100percentBS @Boston_Ironside if you don't attend Poultry Days as Team U-S-EGG, you'll have disappointed a nation.
@slowwhite_   Monday May 13th, 2013, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to @USAUltimateWG Team USA, 1st annual Slow White/Team USA SpringTime Ultimate Jamboree champs. Enjoy the tattoos!
@slowwhite_   Monday May 13th, 2013, 2:01 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to @USAUltimateWG Team USA, 1st annual Slow White/Team USA SpringTime Ultimate Jamboree champs. Enjoy the tattoos! #50shadesofJman
@slowwhite_   Monday May 13th, 2013, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
congrats to @WildCardult , 2k13 Get the Led Out champions. good game wildlings! #gameofthrones #hashtags #discingsports #maineiacs
@slowwhite_   Monday May 13th, 2013, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
Tough weekend for the dwarves. Need to recommit ourselves to the "3 F's of Success" #fun #fitness #friendship #3FsofSuccess #socialmedia
@slowwhite_   Sunday April 28th, 2013, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
Perfect weekend for the first set of tryouts. Great effort from everyone who came out to play! Lot of fun, lot of hard work. #andsoitbegins
@slowwhite_   Friday April 26th, 2013, 8:05 p.m. Retweet
For those that like to plan ahead, Sunday tryouts are 10am-1pm. So you can write that in your calendar. In PEN even.
@slowwhite_   Friday April 26th, 2013, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
@dragNthrust Oh, Pale City population you! And I guess us too... Pale Pals City, population us guys! #palepals
@slowwhite_   Friday April 26th, 2013, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
tryouts 1-4pm in Newton. slowwhitecaptains at gmail for info. you can get a hi-five from @sjsully21 only later will you realize you loved it
@slowwhite_   Friday April 26th, 2013, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
tryouts 1-4pm in Newton. slowwhitecaptains at gmail for info. you can get a hi-five from @sjully21. only later will you realize you loved it
@slowwhite_   Friday April 26th, 2013, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
THE TIME IS NIGH - Open tryouts tomorrow! slowwhitecaptains at gmail dot com for more info. Come on out, maybe some one will bring snacks
@slowwhite_   Tuesday April 9th, 2013, 12:54 p.m. Retweet
Reminder! 1st TRYOUT WEEKEND: 4/27 and 4/28! Get on the tryout list here: https://t.co/XIfKDmRp9B NOTE: not a professional team. yet. #fun
@slowwhite_   Thursday March 28th, 2013, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
"@USAUltimate: Between 10am and 11am we'll be announcing the USA Ultimate National Team for @twg2013" THIS IS IMPORTANT WHAT TIMEZONE?
@slowwhite_   Friday March 22nd, 2013, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
testimony from @ATrahey "SLOW WHITE & also its tryouts were the best things I ever did." fact? fiction? you decide! 4/27-28!
@slowwhite_   Friday March 22nd, 2013, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
heard of @pjprial? or @Miles_mb? cool dudes, no? they played for Slow White, you can too! TRYOUTS! 4/27-28! slowwhitecaptains @ gmail 4 info
@slowwhite_   Friday March 22nd, 2013, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
SLOW WHITE TRYOUTS 4/27-28! Work/play hard, maybe meet the orneriest man in athletics @sjsully21. it'll be great! slowwhitecaptains @ gmail
@slowwhite_   Friday March 22nd, 2013, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
1st tryout for SLOW WHITE 2K13 is 4/27-28! Come out to play, it's more fun than not doing that. slowwhitecaptains at gmail dot com for info
@slowwhite_   Tuesday March 19th, 2013, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
Stuart Scott lines up in the cafeteria behind @100percentBS curses upon seeing @beckymaliNOTski finished the nutella #ThisIsSportsCenter
@slowwhite_   Tuesday March 19th, 2013, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 passes donuts around the ESPN campus to unsuspecting anchors via trick shot, makes a mess #ThisIsSportsCenter
@slowwhite_   Tuesday March 19th, 2013, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
6' 6" Scott Van Pelt constantly has guard up because Beau constantly tries to jump over him. #ThisIsSportsCenter
@slowwhite_   Tuesday March 19th, 2013, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 passes donuts around the ESPN campus via trick shot, makes a mess #ThisIsSportsCenter
@slowwhite_   Tuesday March 12th, 2013, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
To @MillerWeaponX RE: @BostonWhitecaps names: Ocean Pals, Cool Boats, Trawl 'n' Squall, Sail Squad, Harbor Patrol, Mer-men, USS #BESTBUDS
@slowwhite_   Thursday March 7th, 2013, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
congrats to Slow White's shining princes Chris "Muffin Bottom" Waite, Dave "Slappy" Truesdale, and @MillerWeaponX on joining the Whitecaps.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday March 5th, 2013, 2:52 p.m. Retweet
Any #pro teams still on MySpace? Who has the most pokes? Which team has insta#grammed the most snacks? Social Media! #jargon! #coolmetrics
@slowwhite_   Thursday February 28th, 2013, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
it's teammate @hbrookep birthday today! She doesn't look a day over 40. In fact she looks way younger. if you see her, give her a thumbs-up
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 10:48 p.m. Retweet
You're all probably curious if the Nationals fields consist of a hybrid Bermuda grass type called Tifway 419. The answer is yes. Yes they do
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
Bad news everyone, the Daiquiri Dump in Dallas is CLOSED. http://t.co/goiP1AgXhR
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
"@USAUltimate: 2013 USAU National Championships Head to Frisco, TX. Season will conclude Oct 17-20 at the FC Dallas Complex." Thanks USAU.
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Will MLU coaches have to wear suits (NBA), uniforms(MLB), Reebok sweats (NFL), capes (MLS), jorts (PBA) or OTHER during games?
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Marry, Hug (it's a family show) or Ignore Forever (still a family show): where's Nationals 2K13 gonna be?
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 1:05 a.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Marry, Hug (it's a family show) or ignore forever (still a family show): where's Nationals 2K13 gonna be?
@slowwhite_   Friday February 22nd, 2013, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate if you could have dinner with any 3 people, alive or dead, real or fictional, where do you think Nationals 2K13 will be?
@slowwhite_   Thursday February 21st, 2013, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate , if you could be any bird of prey, and you could fly anywhere in the world, where will Nationals 2K13 be?
@slowwhite_   Thursday February 21st, 2013, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
OR...If Nationals is the only 24hr laundromat in town & you need to do a 2AM load of your formal jorts, where do you go? @USAUltimate #jorts
@slowwhite_   Thursday February 21st, 2013, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
hey @USAUltimate , if you were 2013 USA Ultimate Club Nationals Tournament, where would you be?
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
Sorry for retweeting ourselves, but you'd be surprised at how fun it is. Go ahead and try it and watch your self esteem skyrocket!
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 9:02 p.m. Retweet
W/O A DOUBT MT @slowwhite_ Q6: Could The History Channel film an episode of Swamp People in this city? ie does it have tons of swamps?
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
um...YES MT @slowwhite_ Q4: When it comes to "partying till the break of dawn," is this city known for its till-dawn partying? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
I think so? MT @slowwhite_ Q5: Is this city a once-thriving-but-since-abandoned coal mining town with plenty of immaculate field space?
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
FOR SURE MT @slowwhite_ Q3: will we be able to find a restaurant that can actually serve a decent orange julius in this city? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
DEFINITELY MT @slowwhite_ Q2: will it be in a city that has a CITY PROPER population less than 8 million? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
MT @slowwhite_ Q1: is the city on Us Weekly's list of top 10 places to play disc sports?// A1: YES, OF COURSE.
@slowwhite_   Sunday February 10th, 2013, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
Seattle, eh? Looks like our 6/20 questions were on the right track. Thanks @USAUltimate #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Wednesday February 6th, 2013, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
Or when X elite/select location's announced MT @USAUltimate We wonder which will happen first: 10,000 Twitter followers or 30,000 FB likes
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Q6: Could The History Channel film an episode of Swamp People in this city? ie does it have tons of swamps? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Q5: Is this city a once-thriving-but-since-abandoned coal mining town with plenty of immaculate field space? #nationalsQs
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