@nocoultimate


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@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
Good game @mad_udderburn we “Swiss” you a wonderful season!!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Double layouts by RB and Liam for an organic, grass-fed score to finish the game 15-6
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
Sco Bros get it done as Jacob cheddar jacks it to Liam. Liam puts it to Root Beer and now this tweet has enough cal… https://t.co/bwdQFVb2eg
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
Max pepper jacks it to Alex for a score 12-4
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
Scobey monterey jacks it to Emily! 11-3
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
RB to Rozzy on a break, Sarah to Kiwi on another. We “HAV-arti” an excellent D-line! 10-3
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
8-3 ex-squeezey cheese the typo
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
We half to admit, Kiwi has a solid strike throw to Ray for a score! 8-4
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
2/3 of the teams jacobs connect for a score, 7-3
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
D-line isn’t tryna get marscapwned, they hang tough for another break. Peter puts it to RB in the endzone 6-2
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Some Carpenter work being done out on the field, Max to Kenzie and it’s 5-2
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
Ray-mano with the catch for another D-line break and it’s 4-1
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
Peter Peter cheddar eater- we get our first break and it’s 3-1
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
Kenzie to Alex to Max-‘n-cheese, 2-1 holds
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Cheese is yellow, the lake is blue- we played the first point and Emily can score too! 1-0 hold
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
And we back against @mad_udderburn for Sunday game 3!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
Drew serves up Kiwi in the endzone and our charCUTerie just got a lot more sophisticated, game 2 ends 15-6!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
Max making a bid to be the GOAT (🐐🧀) with back to back scores, 14-6
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
Can’t spell wind without win- Scobey with a fearless upwind huck to Max for a score! 13-6
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
JK it’s 11-5, feeling very right-brained today
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:20 p.m. Retweet
We love “D” effort!! Wyatt and Liam have some tough marks to force the turns, and we convert on two consecutive breaks 11-5
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
A Frank with cheese on it is a coney! A Frank getting two D’s in one point is my teammate!! Rozzy gets a third D an… https://t.co/l01MC6g2E4
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
Man-she-goes (🧀), Kenzie to Alex and it’s 9-5!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
Cheese-o-petes Liam is tall! Snags a catch and NoCo takes half 8-4
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
Handlers Heather, Benjy, and Kenzie looked like they could keep those beautiful swings going “parm-enently,”they wa… https://t.co/ui1NCLxhkf
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
“Wyatt”’would we not throw it when Alex is streaking deep?? Wyatt to Alex to take us to 6-3
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
Benjy to Emily on a long diagonal to the breakside, everyone knows diagonal-cut grilled cheese tastes better than horizontal-cut. 5-2
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
O-line cuts the cheese- I mean zone, then D-line breaks snags a break! 4-1
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Peter to RB for the score!! 2-0, that toss looked grate!!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Scobey to Max to hold and make it 1-0, now D-line will impress us with a long cheese pull! https://t.co/6knJj87eny
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Game 2 versus @MeltUltimateMN, with a name like Melt at a tournament called Swiss you know the cheese puns will be strong 🧀
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
Would like to take this intermission to wish everyone a happy father’s day! https://t.co/jSmWMEekxO
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Would not be recommended for pregnant women, like soft cheese that game was “listeri-cal!” fell to @notouchingult 14-11 at cap — Good Game!!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
10-14, O-line looking parmesan crispy!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
shoutout to @drinkLMNT for joining us at the timeout—- long points call for extra electrolyte repletion ⚡️ https://t.co/solpC2YB3d
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
Must be a cheddar, because there are no holes in this D-line! Max with the D, Scobey to Peter for the break! 9-11 🧀
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
You “burrata” be kidding me, Kenzie to Lo and it’s 8-11 🧀
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
“Nacho” point, it’s ours! Benjy to Todd, 7-10 on O-line hold
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
5-10, we don’t “Wham” this game to end!
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
D-line “PROV-olonES” scoring wasn’t a fluke! They snag a break and now it’s 5-8
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
there’s something in the “Guryere,” and it’s Wham’s voice calling shots to get O-line the score! 4-8
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
@notouchingult takes half 3-8, but “wheel” keep digging this second half 🧀
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
CharCUTerie out in the field, Scobey to Wham to Peter and O-line gets it done! 7-3
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:27 p.m. Retweet
hand block by Frank, Scobey to Peter to take us to 2-5! cheese cubes are hand-held blocks so this is a pun now. 🧀 #swisstourney
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 19th, 2022, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
Swiss, Sunday, Game 1 against Gene (No Touching)
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
RT @drinkLMNT: @nocoultimate Let's go! 🙌 Salty hydration for the win! 💯
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
“Ricotta” hand it to them, good game @notouchingult!!
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
Game ends in a tie at cap, 12-12
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 7:27 p.m. Retweet
Drew with a pretty huck to asiaLo, 11-8. we are running out of cheese puns
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
O-line looking as smooth as cream cheese, 10-6
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
Benjy to Drew to Todd and O-line takes us into half 8-5
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
Alex “COTtage” another one, 7-4!! the cheese puns keep coming
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
Alex is a muenster!! 🧀 6-3, hit us up with instacart suggestions! 🛒
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
#Toddball with a speedy D and a speedy catch for an O-line hold! 5-2
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
sideline is not as crabby as they look 🦀 https://t.co/KnfjXvp1QO
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
Something smells phunky, it’s RBrie with the score! 3-0
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
Like feta but betta’!! Matt with the bookends for our second break 2-0
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Like Feta but betta’!! Matt with some bookends for our second break 2-0
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Like cheddar but better! starting off with a D-line break 1-0
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
Third time’s a charm with this twitter thread thing, there’ll be “No Touching” the new thread button this last game… https://t.co/4ouSMofhwX
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
good spirit pairs well with cheese! good game @PushoversB https://t.co/oxYUdzH8Bp
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
“Stringing” together another win, we really “pulled” it off! #stringcheesepuns
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
No bleus, just cheese for the O-line! 🧀
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
we briefly lost our way with the thread, but we back! just in time for Wyatt to get scholarly with some #bookends 📚
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
wide left, wide right, and we FINALLY hit RB with a layout score! adding something to the instacart for that, send… https://t.co/0UGhxSmlu1
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
Emily gets taller than a triple-decker grilled cheese for a phunky score! 🧀
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
Tournament Director @LegsFeedTheW0lf gives us his favorite cheese: “Mozzarella” #hottakes https://t.co/YDuTz22IXn
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
O-line gorgan-zigzags through the zone for the score! 7-1 #gorganzOline #GOganzola
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
like cheese left in the fridge a little too long, that point was phunky 🤢 (but like, in a good way). NoCo up 6-0!
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:16 p.m. Retweet
The D line “wheely” wanted that one; Heather to Matt and another cheesy point scored! #cheesepuns #swisstourny 🧀
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Kenzie to Max for the score on the first point #whatwouldJesusdo #hewasaCarpenter #Toddsplan
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
New game, new thread. playing @PushoversB on the ✨showcase✨ field. #surfandturf https://t.co/by60CaecEy
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 3:33 p.m. Retweet
Kenzie to Lo for the score to end the game, NoCo wins 15-9 ⚡️
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
The tweeting phone automatically opens to InstaCart. Every time Alex scores we will be adding a product, comment with suggestions 🧀
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
is there any disc Alex can’t catch?! 12-6
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
D by Frank, huck by Peter, mack by RB, catch by Greg and a phunky score! 10-5 #lowphunk
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
Hopping into the second half, the grasshoppers line on D. Coming atcha live.
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
NoCo takes half! Just now learning that live tweeting games is best done as a “thread.” #neverstoplearning
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:32 p.m. Retweet
A few more salty scores later and it’s 6-3 @drinkLMNT https://t.co/BvelVqE7Uy
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
hOney pOint, captains Max and Kenzie get us an O-line scOre 😘
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
1/1 dentists agree that hammers are a good way to score. Max to Alex for the hammer hold!! 4-1 🔨🔨🔨
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:11 p.m. Retweet
Defense is tighter than @JakeWham12’s shirt https://t.co/Wa5oiUgkoV
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
Aaaand we’re off against @mad_udderburn Ohh baby starting off on an O line hold 🧀
@nocoultimate   Saturday June 18th, 2022, 12:18 p.m. Retweet
Round one starts at 9:00am with our good spotted cow friends @mad_udderburn https://t.co/vXLBu0TSnT
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 5th, 2022, 5:30 a.m. Retweet
and most importantly trust
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 5th, 2022, 5:28 a.m. Retweet
words to describe NoCo: bull, sports
@nocoultimate   Sunday June 5th, 2022, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
Team retreat is going WELL. #NORTHERNCOMFORT https://t.co/dODK5ZzaFO
@nocoultimate   Thursday May 19th, 2022, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @WI_Ultimate: D3 teams! In an effort to get some butts in the seats, we're running a contest. We'll donate back the ticket prices to th…
@nocoultimate   Thursday May 12th, 2022, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @TosaUltimate: MILWAUKEE ULTIMATE COMMUNITY! Your favorite non-binary/girls youth team is hosting a tournament THIS SUNDAY at Tosa East…
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