@changeurbangz

@changeurbangz is the Twitter account for LZ Viper ()

Most recent tweets
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 17th, 2013, 9:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @USAUltimateU23O: "Ladies love guys who can drink lots of chocolate milk." -Mickle, the current chugging champion.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 17th, 2013, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Had a dream about the zombie apocalypse yesterday. I was surviving it with @seebuchs , and @ConnorSudol offered for me to use his house.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 17th, 2013, 5:16 a.m. Retweet
โ€œ@sadpam: wherever i put my foot down is wherever i'm going nextโ€ You must be really bad at DDR.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 17th, 2013, 4:40 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes I try to out polite the waitress to see if she'll tip me.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 17th, 2013, 4:35 a.m. Retweet
Sometimes you end up alone at Steak n Shake at midnight and the only question is to ask," where did my life go so right?"
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 16th, 2013, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
This is such a satisfying summer.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 15th, 2013, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
Lowest point in my life... The thought, "tribal tattoos on my arms would be kinda cool," crossed my mind for over .5 seconds.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 15th, 2013, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
I know @jboltron , and that is officially a cool thing. #Congratulations #OneClue #TYBG
@changeurbangz   Monday July 15th, 2013, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
Why is pretty lights playing on my alt rock station ? :|
@changeurbangz   Monday July 15th, 2013, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
"Chris Buchta is a waste of space." - @evan_furry
@changeurbangz   Monday July 15th, 2013, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
My listening to Jay Z's album after spending a ton of time listening to J Cole is going about as well as you would expect.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 15th, 2013, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
My leg day post sandblast is going as well as you would expect
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 14th, 2013, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
This one time at sandblast ... #DidntEvenWantADisc @herrmannator_ http://t.co/UlWXj7QFAy
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 14th, 2013, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
Well I'm going to need to vacuum this bed for sand. But except for my sunburn and arches, I'm feeling ok. #FourteenHoursOfSleep
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 13th, 2013, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
hard to explain to someone how hard it is to play in a one day beach tournament consisting of 7 games. The mental and physical exhaustion.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 13th, 2013, 6:54 a.m. Retweet
God team bonding before sandblast is the best.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 13th, 2013, 5:38 a.m. Retweet
How big am I? I'm a metric six.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 13th, 2013, 4:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @Hodag97: Sandblast! #reallyaspikeballtournament #letsjustplayspikeball #comeplaywithme
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 13th, 2013, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
#TweetYourFriendshipInAPicture @ciragalloway http://t.co/YpKKHm1nBB
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
Feel good? Go harder. Feel bad? Go harder.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
Thanks guys discussing politics in this diner, you're right! Rich old white men should run this country! #GiveEmAShot #NeverBeenDoneBefore
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
Ok, dentists, let's make a deal. I will keep really good care of my teeth if you stop poking me with sharp metal sticks.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @MightyGaide: I wish there was a "make visible to only male followers" option for some tweets
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
Why are you throwing up? Because I've made too many good, healthy decisions.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
RT @herrmannator_: Dat ass....is not working for ya
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 11th, 2013, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 not sure but this is my 126th day in a row throwing.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
Literally half of our conversations are about tall ships.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
"Fuck you for not knowing my inner monologue." - @seebuchs @herrmannator_ #BasicallyWhatHeSaid
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @tomdaB0MB: my girlfriend rocks my world ๐Ÿ’™ #thebest
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 4:53 a.m. Retweet
RT @K__Grady: @changeurbangz it looks like we were on the same soccer team... http://t.co/0FevhpsmyB
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 4:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @RaccoonBandits: I'm jonesing for some justice. #Justice #ICanStopWheneverIWant #NoICant
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 4:24 a.m. Retweet
If you can't find what you wanted do not settle for something else, just walk away. #WhyILeftWalmartWithNothing
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: @PeachRegan @herrmannator_ @changeurbangz i guess i have too many bitch cards to be part of this #sadness #SlowEater #NotTallโ€ฆ
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 10th, 2013, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
90% of girls that call me Mike are bitches. #TweetingFromAStandstill
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
Every person on this highway should be driving a single person car. #TweetingFromAStandstill
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
Welp... BBQ with the nexgen jersey the 2nd time didn't go as well. #Stains @herrmannator_ @PeachRegan
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheEvanMurray: Whenever someone unfollows me, I maintain a healthy relationship with them #nohardfeelings
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
Does anyone know where I can get a blank white @discraftult ultrastar, or should I just give up and buy a blank daredevil ?
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 9th, 2013, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
Welp. 15-11 loss in summer league. 1 point closer than last week, and 6 from the week before that. #Progress
@changeurbangz   Monday July 8th, 2013, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
Undercast = overlooked @twiterleshayley
@changeurbangz   Monday July 8th, 2013, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
I will die but I will not die forgotten.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 8th, 2013, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
RT @herrmannator_: @changeurbangz i want you to look me in the eyes.... and explain #sickhucks #sweeeet
@changeurbangz   Monday July 8th, 2013, 12:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: Break ankles, shatter dreams, steal socks. #callahan
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 7th, 2013, 11:40 p.m. Retweet
โ€œ@MachineUltimate: Guys still learning how to play together.โ€ Unlike the college pick up team.
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 7th, 2013, 2:42 p.m. Retweet
Look, iPhone, I know you try to seem proper by autocorrecting fuck to duck but you're the one that autocorrects sec to sex.
@changeurbangz   Sunday July 7th, 2013, 1:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @seebuchs: But now im gonna go break some ankles and shatter some dreams with @changeurbangz at the @nexgentour clinic today.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 6th, 2013, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
Winning feels good for a little while but losing hurts forever.
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 6th, 2013, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
โ€œ@PeachRegan: ร†: Worm is a good puller @changeurbangzโ€ @BFPultimate
@changeurbangz   Saturday July 6th, 2013, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @PeachRegan: ร†: Worm is a good puller @changeurbangz
@changeurbangz   Friday July 5th, 2013, 9:04 p.m. Retweet
Well i finally lost my mind. I just practiced the speech I'm going to give to my summer league team. #ComeBackTime
@changeurbangz   Friday July 5th, 2013, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
"why the fuck do you do this to us." -me, now.
@changeurbangz   Friday July 5th, 2013, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
"If you aren't making a preworkout shake that doesn't make you want to pass out you may as well not work out" -my brain 5 minutes ago
@changeurbangz   Friday July 5th, 2013, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
No new friends, no friends, no friends no no new.
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 4th, 2013, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
How the fuck are my legs still sore? @herrmannator_
@changeurbangz   Thursday July 4th, 2013, 4:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @Alexis_12C: As cheesy as this sounds, things are better when you're in love. <3
@changeurbangz   Wednesday July 3rd, 2013, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
RT @Goose00Helton: It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. #bestjoketoday
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
Really thankful that @Hodag97 hasn't given up on me #CUTCampNeverEnds
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
"regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention."
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 11:08 p.m. Retweet
This is the song I listen to when I drive to the south side #WhiteAsPossible http://t.co/AeSYc4dXjz
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
To live is to feel oneself lost.
@changeurbangz   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 1:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @herrmannator_: @twitterlessbrian meet Brian
@changeurbangz   Monday July 1st, 2013, 10:16 p.m. Retweet
Fun fact : ke$ha has never recorded a bad song.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 1st, 2013, 9:41 p.m. Retweet
You're predictable and pathetic.
@changeurbangz   Monday July 1st, 2013, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
"if I had a twitter I would tweet that" - @twitterlessbrian
@changeurbangz   Monday July 1st, 2013, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
"this is amazing. This feels as good as the first person to figure out the right way to give a handjob is with your mouth."
@changeurbangz   Monday July 1st, 2013, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
100 lbs. rfe's #ImComingForYouGoose @Goose00Helton http://t.co/q6Y0MXEJtO
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 30th, 2013, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
Full circle. Long weekend. Pretty psyched. Gonna pass out before 9 o'clock.
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 30th, 2013, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
When the tournament doesn't have any merch #ultiproblems
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 30th, 2013, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
Michael Wormley was put on this planet to huck discs and fuck bitches.
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 29th, 2013, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
PSA : my last name isn't wormsley
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 29th, 2013, 10:08 a.m. Retweet
The secret to waking up early is to sleep in a hammock outside #Brotips #JKDontDoIt
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 29th, 2013, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
"There are so many fucking different plants." - JJ Sissman
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 29th, 2013, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
Just figured out how to move my seat back #AwwYiss
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 29th, 2013, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
Meeting a teammate outside of practice for the first time is always an interesting experience.
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
At a stop light next to a guy in a beat up white Subaru with Romney and Red Wings stickers. #RoughYearForThatGuy
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 I'll send you my pimpdags Jersey next year...
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 I kind of regret that last line since I'm going to Wisconsin next year... #yolo #Thanks4TheTwitterLove #CUTCampNeverEnds
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @ILLYouthUlt: YCC Teams announced. Thank you to everyone who came to tryouts. http://t.co/SKVRUgnBU9
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 27th, 2013, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
"Dude his YouTube videos are sweet." - @tomdaB0MB #ShitNobodySays #YouKnowWhoHesTalkingAbout
@changeurbangz   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 10:50 p.m. Retweet
How many mountains do I have to move for you to go all in with me?
@changeurbangz   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @Pac_Star25: What I have said and what I want to say are two very different things
@changeurbangz   Wednesday June 26th, 2013, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
Wake up at the break of noon. #Champion
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 25th, 2013, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
RT @T_Gallagher11: That being said its team to make a splash at Nationals #TeamIlinois @ILLYouthUlt
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