@amherstultimate

@amherstultimate is the Twitter account for Amherst (USAU College Open - 2012-2013)

Games involving @amherstultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
February 10th, 2013 Amherst 10 - 11 Pacific Lutheran 1 tweet
February 10th, 2013 Amherst 11 - 8 Connecticut College 3 tweets
February 9th, 2013 Amherst 10 - 11 Carleton College-GOP 44 tweets
Most recent tweets
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
7-5, they take half. Starting on O against them next
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:42 p.m. Retweet
Last gif was an accident but we're gonna let it stand for posterity. Would love Rod Serling to narrate a universe in which Jche wasnt MVP
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
They break after a crazy play in the air 6-4 them
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
"2 has throws" - Williams sideline, referring to Borun and also confused that a tall person can do more than dump
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Borun throws to Kevie for the score because this is an alternate universe
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
Matt with a clean body against #69 to win the sky for a D
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
3s! Borun catches it against his face
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:13 p.m. Retweet
It was 69 who scored for them, btw. Again, still working out my feelings on that. 2s
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
We exchange a few turns on their point and they finally take it. 2-1 Wufo
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
BK with the point block from the cup! Bucket hat boy scores. 1s
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
This other kid on WUFO went to my high school and his jersey number is 69 which is, uh, something
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
One of their guys practically flips in midair to get a kick point block but then Kevie skys him in revenge
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Starting on D against the Ephs now! @wufoultimate
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
We finish the game with 6 breaks. ALL BREAKS TRAIN. 13-4 us. gg WPI!
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
Borun teaches us all a lesson in smiling through mistakes 😉. Nasty cup from Barrett Caleb and Karthik to get a D and score. 9-4 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
a 2nd floor window and scream "STELLA!" Very nice. 8-4 Army (2/2)
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
And break coming out of half! Matt decisively proves his manhood with a sky, won argument, and assist. Also saw him throw meat through (1/2)
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
Zack makes a rare play for him: A D which he didn't have to hurl his own body around like a rag doll
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Break for half! 7-4 Amherst. Sacks to Robbie Big Arms for the score
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Chef Mansbach on the pot. Slice and dice and cook that zone. 6-4
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:06 p.m. Retweet
Spirit Line? Respecting Holy Saturday? Challenging WPI to a game of Red Rover? Who knows? All that matters is team… https://t.co/RPuhztJwqL
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
4-2 good guys. Celibacy is doing Matt some good: hops and catches and hockey assists and the score
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Kevie sends a disc out of the stratosphere for the D
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
We break and then they score. 2-1 good guys
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:48 p.m. Retweet
Here's what man Kyle said about @russwest44 -- the points for JChe's case are pretty much all the same https://t.co/Q84lZsbAYB
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Still waiting on 538's case for Jche as MVP
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:42 p.m. Retweet
This is Steve Weatherford. He is handsome and strong and he punts it like Zack https://t.co/feCgZAREF0
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:41 p.m. Retweet
Zack is Steve Weatherford with that punt
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
Sectionals! And we already have a captain down. Up 1-0 against WPI https://t.co/jjSfG2UY66
@amherstultimate   Friday April 7th, 2017, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
RT @DawkinsMTA: If this man won't get that MVP i'm terminating my own channels and moving on to do Tennis highlights.. https://t.co/agudnWo…
@amherstultimate   Wednesday April 5th, 2017, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @DanFeldmanNBA: HOU plays like 57-win w/ Harden, 51-win team w/o him OKC plays like 52-win team w/ Westbrook, 19-win team w/o him http…
@amherstultimate   Monday April 3rd, 2017, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @GeoffreyGiller: For the record, Josie Pratt, @amherstultimate & @AmherstSpaMo way ahead of the curve. Ca. 2012 @AmherstMammoths @Amher…
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
@brandeistron @UHAultimate leaving New Jersey isn't too bad
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 8:46 p.m. Retweet
Thanks so much for all the love, support, and most importantly, retweets -- wouldn't rather this tournie W with any… https://t.co/qrLXmNMyE8
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
We entered Layout Pigout seeded third out of fifteen teams and won the tournament with a perfect 7-0 record and a +39 point differential
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @DonkeyUltimate: Congratulations @amherstultimate for winning Layout Pigout with a perfect 7-0 tournament!
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
Ever notice that Jason looks a lot like Stan or Ewan Macgregor from Trainspotting? Anyway, he scored 13-9 us https://t.co/OKyJORiY5R
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
They return with a hammer into the endzone's corner that we left unguarded... 12-9 us https://t.co/NdIArcikO5
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
TWO IN A ROW! ALL BREAKS TRAIN! AARON GOT A D. KARTHIK A BIG THROW. FAWZI A SELF-PROFESSED POWER SLIDE! 11-8 Army!
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
We exchange points, 9-8. These 7 men have never been so desirable
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
6s. First team with a break might just win the whole thing
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
We exchange again! 5s! Zack, like, plays through a fucking asthma attack like a lunatic (a la Jordan flu Finals) and Elor wins us the point.
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Nate accidentally stopping their roll. Gonna keep a close eye on him, watch out for treachery
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
We scored so quickly I honestly missed it. 4s
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
But MVP will settle for a big ole sky
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
FAWZI STOPS THEIR BREAK WITH THAT ALL BODY LAY OUT
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Jason reaches new levels of murderous aggression with his snag. 3s after another exchange
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
We exchange again. Zack shatters his mark for the score and gets complimented on his earlier D attempt. 2s
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
RT @DonkeyUltimate: @amherstultimate and @bentleyUltimate about to face off in the Layout Pigout final
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
Just found a spot to pee before the last game and got this view. It's the little things, really https://t.co/QQSIZMigJz
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
We might have killed FDR, but @stoned_clown killed it all game. 11 points for spirit. Great game, guys
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
13-7* but the real interesting thing was BK going to town on Zack's calf with the roller "Harder Daddy?" Cmon guys
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
11-5*. Bowdoin just talked me down on their scores which has got to be the definition of "spirit of the game" @stoned_clown @DonkeyUltimate
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
.@stoned_clown @DonkeyUltimate Give em gear donkeys
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
11-6! Elor is a little bundle of disc catching rage
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
"What benefits the rich benefits us all" - Clowns cheer to pump their O-Line. Considering just quoting their funniest stuff; forget the game
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
We need more deep looks on our hip hop and 90s movie references. Getting run ragged out there
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
They're crushing us in the banter game. Fucking embarrassing
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
9-4 Herst but their cheers are honestly a lot better than ours
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Zack pulls.Karthik chases.They turn. We turf.They hammer. They turn. Nate to Zack. Zack to Matt. Contested foul on catch. Call T. Take half!
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
Some get Ds through sheer speed. Others with power. I personally am averaging 3 Ds per college career. Bar Rat? He gets 'em with craftiness
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
THIS TRAIN HAS TOO MANY BREAKS! 2 in a row!!! 5-2 Amherst https://t.co/GVPL0jyVEX
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:05 p.m. Retweet
"You gotta acount for the vertical. That 3rd dimension is not a myth" - Quantum mechanics lecture from Bow to Bow player after we score. 3-2
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
& then hugged it out to apologize to each other Meanwhile, Bowdoin started working down field. +1 actual to Bow, +5 spirit to us. 2s
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
They return a score. One that, arguably, happened because two of our wide open guys miscommunicated on which of them should get the disc 1/2
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
YES! We break! Karim's lesser half with a beaut bid 2-1
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
We exchange holds against Bowdoin. Elor and Julian both wide open on a little flick toss from Zack Attack. 1s
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
Some dude on the field last game somehow recognized me as the "dude who live tweets." Totally why I turfed a disc that point; it's HIS FAULT
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
We advance into the semifinals after a 15-8 win over @fredoniault GG Turtles!
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
To reiterate Jonathon Che = JChe = MVP = @russwest44
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
12-4 Army. Lots of pretty plays. Underclassmen to underclassmen on the last
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
Julian with a crazy dive catch he had no reason to catch and is then reminded of Giaco's Law: Conservation of Greatness. We take half 8-4!
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
Veteran play by a rookie player! Dan gets 2 skies, burns a T on the endzone, and earns the right to be "Freshman #1" for the rest of the day
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
Jason layed out full vertical and it was crazy!!!! Maybe he scored, maybe it popped out when he hit the ground at 25 mph, but...7-3 Herst
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
Two more breaks. Zack apologized to a teammate for a throw easily 8 feet above his head and then got the assist a minute later. He's #nice
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 3:06 p.m. Retweet
Barrett falls from a hard mark but the throw he just gets off still finds its mark. 3-1 Army
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
Aaron sliding D on low break from the Turtles. We exchange holds with @fredoniault. 1s
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
Starting on D against the Turtles now! Bracket play time!
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