@amherstultimate

@amherstultimate is the Twitter account for Amherst (USAU College Open - 2012-2013)

Games involving @amherstultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
February 10th, 2013 Amherst 10 - 11 Pacific Lutheran 1 tweet
February 10th, 2013 Amherst 11 - 8 Connecticut College 3 tweets
February 9th, 2013 Amherst 10 - 11 Carleton College-GOP 44 tweets
Most recent tweets
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 7:35 p.m. Retweet
Zack just skied #69, who's easy 6'3. Just Former MVP things
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Playing Williams in our final game of the day right now! 3-1 Amherst so far
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Sry about the sporadic tweeting; I'm real sluggish. Stayed up real late playing Civ V but probs gonna get a science victory so @robinson_j2
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
Wait I mean saving garbage throws, not being garbage. Oscar loves the garbage you see
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
Starting off against Emerson with two back-to-back breakdown
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 5:18 p.m. Retweet
I stopped tweeting because the game was too good, best all season. We lost our voices screaming but won the game, 13-11. gg @pranksters69
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
A series of unfortunate events...tied at 9
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
9-5 Army! Usually when two guys are fighting to catch a disc, they're on different teams, but JChe/Elor and Aaron/Matt have another idea
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
@pranksters69 have scored 2 in a row, 1 hold and 1 break, but we have some alums to brighten us up. Or they're the… https://t.co/LGTk1ZSv2q
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
This huge mofo robbed the universe of a turn by yanking it dwn just in time. This is my MVP. There are not many lik… https://t.co/siJiwIWfHO
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
6-3 Army! Fawzi or Zack or one of them did something I dunno
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
5-3 Amherst! Kevin with the enormous hammer! Borun with the sky, pulling it down
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
To recap, two times in a row, Fawzi got the D, passed it off to Kevie, who then threw a bomb to a deep streaking Zack
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Fawzi is so fast and so handsome and we just broke them twice and I think we're all gonna be best friends forever
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
Herst takes it 13-9, ending on a dime IO flick from Kev and a quarter catch from Yaysun
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
Bates breaks us again. Good practice, I guess
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
Surprise, it didn't happen. 12-7 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
Willis goes on for a star point to hopefully end the game. Guest twitter on deck. Stay posted.
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
All breaks train we are so slow etc etc 11-6
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
Robbie outmuscles his man for a score and a break. Then they hold. 10-6 good guys
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
I'm over Eli now, drop those shares. Fawzi's stock is surging, buy now! His OI flick to @russwest44 for the break. 9-5 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
Smellroy is a criminally underrated player. His D stops their break and helps our hold. 8-5 Herst
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
I've heard of the Alt AOD Twitter account pushing the narrative that JChe is NOT MVP. This is fake news. Pls do not RT, favorite, or follow
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
Fawzi shreds their zone for a score. I hope his brother saw 7-5 Herst
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
OH MY LAWD, JChe is built like a brick house, but a brickhouse with powerful calves to sky chodes. 6-4 Army
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
And 5-3 Army. Barely held on there but Elor lowkey has the softest hands on the team
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:21 p.m. Retweet
Currently 4-2 Army, with 2 breaks. Eli "Small fry with the big sky" got the critical D for point 3
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:20 p.m. Retweet
So, looking forward to our game against @wufoultimate this afternoon!
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
#69 on WUFO from my high school recognized me and his first words, before "hey" or "hi" were "shave your filthy fucking beard"
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
They hold and we return, staying chilly in the face of some hard endzone D
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
Day One of NE DIII Regionals starts now! We're pulling to Bates NOW
@amherstultimate   Friday April 28th, 2017, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
Senior Assembly is great and all but we have regionals tomorrow, gotta get those tosses in https://t.co/tFLMHsZY2k
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
This just in: Bubba beats URI B 8-7, taking 3rd place at Dev Sectionals and securing a bid to NE Dev Regionals! https://t.co/NoPXlj6xUH
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
Bryant takes the game 12-7, it was a ton of fun. Looking forward to regionals in two weeks!
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
Took the game 13-2, pull goes up for the 1st/2nd place game against in Bryant shortly
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Great movement from Scrotes, Comrade Gurvy, Russell and Brad, 11-2
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Great movement from Scrotes, Comrade Gurvy, Russell and Brad
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
Monster pull from Borun, hard pressure from Caleb and Lucas to Borun for the score 10-2
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
We broke, and a mixture of Karthik, some bobbling of the disc and profanity means another break, 9-2
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
They scored and we just took half off of a great deep shot from Elor and a "bid" from Jason. His glute still hurts. 7-2
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
6-1 after a pretty catch from Lucas. Todd is munching on Sun chips in the sun ☀️ ☀️ ☀️
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 2:55 p.m. Retweet
Jonathan "Russ" Che gets a big sky and Zack sails it to Jake the Snake for a break, 5-1
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 2:51 p.m. Retweet
4-1, Robbie reels in the upline
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
Chilly break, great movement with a score from Matty Ice to LZ, 3-1
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
Lost to Bryant, now 2-1 up on Clark, scores from Borun and Aaron
@amherstultimate   Sunday April 16th, 2017, 1:08 p.m. Retweet
Second-string tweeter with the day 2 updates, 1-1 against Bryant right now
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
we swept today's 4 games with a point differential of +26 which means we really earned Val dinner tonite! Y'all hav… https://t.co/8ZjY1hOB0F
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
For those who want a synopsis of that game:they started on O, scored, and got 5 breaks in a row. After that, the score breakdown was 13-1 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
12-7 Army! Zack to Cole was nice
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
11-7 us after that Haverford 5 suggestion was taken my bad
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
10-6 Army! JChe with an awesome catch D and then assist! THAT'S MY MVP
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
9-6 Army! Maybe it's time to throw the Haverford 5 in? 👀
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
JChe with two Ds and the bookend score to take half, by the way. #mymvp @russwest44
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
WE TAKE HALF WITH SIX BREAKS IN A ROW. THIS LOCOMOTIVE IS STRAIGHT UP DESTROYED CAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY BREAKS ON… https://t.co/nNgeTPcQV4
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
And after another break it's a tie! 6s! this all breaks train is honesty just shittily designed; we're damaging the tracks
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
Historical re-enactment of Borun's twinkletoes save https://t.co/mWPR1vtiNd
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Roger Williams probably does after a Borun play to score. 6-4 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
Don't you hate it when you tip out a disc but the other team has someone with the length of Giannis twinkletoes line to pull it back? 1/2
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
6-2 now! We have heroes saving some, uh, questionable throws https://t.co/uhmCvhCRq6
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:34 p.m. Retweet
6-1 Roger Williams after 5 breaks in a row. Borun saves us with a point block on their endzone cone
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
"What the wind giveth, the wind taketh away" - The Book of Gurviness. Turn-y point
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Wowza they break us. Tomorrow the Easter Bunny comes; let's see them HOPS
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
Starting on D against Roger Williams now!
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
Comrade Gurvy seizes the means of [scoring] production, the disc, away from the bouegeoise, Holy Cross, on a somers… https://t.co/T3jsgVQfZf
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
Someone on the other team said, "forget me handling, I can't beat my mark," referring to your humble tweeter, and dropped to set the stack
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
lmao what how was that trash caught. Good snag Kev 9-3 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
8-3 Army now. Catches and throws and a fun practice
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Your humble tweeter just scored on a break for half. I mean this is The Apocalypse for sure. 7-2 Army
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
8-2 us. Kevin and Cole made it look easy
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
from which a 7-headed demon emerged. But the big sign is definitely Kevin holstering it (2/2)
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
Ok, I'm very worried that we might be in the end times...Borun throwing assists, Kevin just holstered, and I saw a gaping chasm open up (1/2
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
4-1 good guys! JChe in the air pulls it down
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
And the bookend, in fact. Aaron scores 3-1 us
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
Playing Holy Cross now! 2-1 us, both our points are breaks & @russwest44 just told me I played great D that point, so this game is siiiiik
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
Jche's family, among others, brought this spread. Thank you! more evidence that @russwest44 is our MVP; these are s… https://t.co/QFebSgtbJN
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:25 p.m. Retweet
"Our players helped us win that game, our sideline helped us win that game, and, well, we won that game." WE TAKE IT WITH ANOTHER BREAK 10-9
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
9s! ALL BREAKS TRAIN. We have reached -5.0% of light speed and at this rate will never reach the Andromeda Galaxy CUZ WE WANT EM RITE HERE
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
Morning D always brings home the bacon; we break 'em! 9-8 them
@amherstultimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
8-6 them after a brutal exchange of turns and Elor lays out for a score
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