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@MastodonUlti
@MastodonUlti is the Twitter account for
Mastodon
(
USA Ultimate Club Mixed - 2014
),
Mastodon
(
Club Mixed - 2014
),
Mastodon
(
USA Ultimate Club Mixed - 2015
),
Mastodon
(
Club Mixed - 2016
),
Mastodon
(
Wisconsin Swiss - 2017
),
Mastodon
(
Wisconsin Swiss - 2018
),
Mastodon
(
Wisconsin Swiss - 2019
),
Mastodon
(
Wisconsin Swiss - 2022
),
Mastodon
(
Wisconsin Swiss - 2023
) and
Mastodon
(
Wisconsin Swiss - 2024
)
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Team
Result
Team
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June 18th, 2017
Mastodon
13 - 8
Spirit Fowl
1 tweet
June 22nd, 2014
Mastodon
13 - 15
Fatal Attraction
1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@
MastodonUlti
Sunday July 11th, 2021, 8:32 p.m.
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Don't worry, she keeps her blades on the ice and away from the frisbee field. This sk8er knows how to keep a cool h…
https://t.co/ftFiKjJ67y
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MastodonUlti
Sunday July 11th, 2021, 2:38 p.m.
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Need someone to handle? Cut? Get sick Ds? Be your best friend? Cheer you on forever? Bring a smile to your face? If…
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MastodonUlti
Sunday July 11th, 2021, 2:32 p.m.
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Need someone to handle? Cut? Get sick Ds? Be your best friend? Cheer you on forever? Bring a smile to your face? If…
https://t.co/zUQLwuAjjz
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 9:51 p.m.
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We can’t take him anywhere #StinkyPete
https://t.co/OinSdFzPFO
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 9:13 p.m.
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This firecracker has quick cuts and quicker throws. Being so low to the ground, her layouts are the smoothest on th…
https://t.co/WXX0u7xR0Z
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 9:03 p.m.
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10-6 JKJKJKJK
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 9:02 p.m.
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*quote
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 9:02 p.m.
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At the end of our game against
@boomtownpandas
, we had 11 points, and we're fairly certain that the Pandas had 6 but don't quite us on that
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 7:14 p.m.
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Playing
@boomtownpandas
by the way
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 7:12 p.m.
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We are up at half by "a few more" at half according to local expert, Sam
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 5:56 p.m.
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4-5 vs MuMu at half!
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 5:44 p.m.
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Forgot to mention: We have the spirit couple!!
https://t.co/LNnJADvgGC
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 5:17 p.m.
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MuMu in white, Masto in dark, water in my tummy #stayhydrated
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 5:01 p.m.
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When you have to move fields every game but there's only 2 fields
https://t.co/oyrgz3sVPt
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 5:00 p.m.
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2-12 vs MUB gg friendz
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 4:36 p.m.
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Highway to the Tierney zone
https://t.co/NOVVUtnLMo
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 4:23 p.m.
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It's 1-6 at half and MUB doesn't look tired, but WE AIN'T TIRED EITHER! #justiceforlinda #mastosax
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 3:34 p.m.
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@mad_udderburn
! We are playing you now! Just thought you should know!
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 3:25 p.m.
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Mastodon takes it 11-8, thanks for a great start to the season
@mousetrapulti
! We ❤ you all
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 2:38 p.m.
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Mastodon takes half 7-3!!
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 2:26 p.m.
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Masto 5, Mousetrap 2 we toasty out here
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MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 12:51 p.m.
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Chris joined us late last season but quickly won us over with his relentless positivity and creative umbrella engin…
https://t.co/jIWdzAipgH
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday July 10th, 2021, 12:41 p.m.
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Game 1 vs.
@mousetrapulti
in t-minus 1 hour 20 minutes. We. Are. Ready.
https://t.co/wT7SfwMU9A
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MastodonUlti
Friday July 9th, 2021, 8:02 p.m.
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The Queen of Claps graces us with her presence once again this year. Lil John's "Get Low" was inspired by her ridic…
https://t.co/xk6TMoczda
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MastodonUlti
Friday July 9th, 2021, 2:38 p.m.
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Defenders beware. This speedy cutter may or may not have multiple Greatests on record. If you've met him you know h…
https://t.co/q2TafRHmjW
@
MastodonUlti
Thursday July 8th, 2021, 10:37 p.m.
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This Mastodon rookie has a calm field presence and she'll gladly crush you at KanJam with a smile on her face. None…
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MastodonUlti
Thursday July 8th, 2021, 3:17 p.m.
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MastodonUlti
Thursday July 8th, 2021, 1:37 p.m.
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He spends his winter months playing Age of Empires 2 (the definitive edition) but this captain is never happier tha…
https://t.co/bN7ZROd87D
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday July 7th, 2021, 9:17 p.m.
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Get your hucks ready to send straight to Mars.... Molly de Mars! Although her smile might have you fooled, this spe…
https://t.co/Qnriv35dms
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday July 7th, 2021, 2:35 p.m.
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This boyo has an infectious smile and will eat an entire ice cream cone in one bite for a quarter. One of our leadi…
https://t.co/FqE4T6y0ZY
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MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 9:12 p.m.
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Story Time: When she was 12, Jess dunked on Lebron.
@
MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 9:08 p.m.
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Fun fact: her favorite band is Toad
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MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 8:59 p.m.
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Introducing our roster: our first class of ‘21 senior is Jess! She loves shooting hoops when she’s not breaking you…
https://t.co/Nzg21oEq7o
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MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 8:45 p.m.
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Just posted a photo
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MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 8:42 p.m.
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MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 8:36 p.m.
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Just posted a photo
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MastodonUlti
Tuesday July 6th, 2021, 8:07 p.m.
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Testing out some cross posting functionality.
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MastodonUlti
Thursday July 1st, 2021, 2:31 a.m.
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Does this geriatric man with dementia have a new leadership role on the team?
https://t.co/71yaBvxUgo
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MastodonUlti
Monday June 7th, 2021, 7:07 p.m.
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Me when I pick up a call hoping for an offer response but it’s actually a spam call telling me that I owe $49k to t…
https://t.co/sIn27HQwMg
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MastodonUlti
Monday June 7th, 2021, 7:06 p.m.
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Me when someone accepts an offer to be on our team
https://t.co/MpCGBp00Qr
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MastodonUlti
Sunday June 6th, 2021, 11:21 p.m.
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RT @ladyforwardulti: Lady Forward is back for the 2021 season! Want to know what we are all about, read our Prospectus:
https://t.co/m1GY…
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday June 2nd, 2021, 10:45 p.m.
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Natural Madison wildlife at Vilas today
https://t.co/HsehTkFydX
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday May 19th, 2021, 3:58 p.m.
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My optimistic self when I see the weather for today’s pre-season practice #NakedAndAfraid
https://t.co/QFhKAhWKXw
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday May 12th, 2021, 10:17 p.m.
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Sitting alone in my apartment fully dressed waiting to leave for practice in 45mins
https://t.co/8bClBJjb1E
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday May 12th, 2021, 3:47 p.m.
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When you’re watching a Resident Evil 8 streamer and they don’t know what a Hall of Ablution is
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday May 12th, 2021, 3:39 a.m.
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Me coming up to practice but forgetting how to wave because I don’t know how to interact in public anymore
https://t.co/1hRCRDjq6J
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday May 12th, 2021, 3:36 a.m.
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Footage of me getting hauled off the field tomorrow after sprinting for the first time in a year
https://t.co/gcB2EqYst5
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday May 12th, 2021, 3:32 a.m.
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How it feels when you’re trying to go to sleep but you’re too excited to see the team tomorrow
https://t.co/NaeM6GTUR0
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MastodonUlti
Monday May 10th, 2021, 3:12 p.m.
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Don’t forget to fill out our interest form and the mixed ultimate tryout form!
https://t.co/s0z0fIYXNz
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MastodonUlti
Thursday May 6th, 2021, 2:30 p.m.
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RT @millbot: My phone always wants to change "Madison" to "Mastodon" and, I dunno, be cooler to be named for a prehistoric beastie than Jam…
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MastodonUlti
Sunday May 2nd, 2021, 4:55 a.m.
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As a thanks to everyone whose filled out the interest forms above, here’s a collection of our captains’ cursed Hall…
https://t.co/KGKSIWr8E0
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MastodonUlti
Saturday May 1st, 2021, 12:31 a.m.
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We love autocorrect... our prospectus is at
https://t.co/XUZDlWqsCV
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MastodonUlti
Saturday May 1st, 2021, 12:30 a.m.
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Also sign up for tryouts and checkout the other Madison area mixed teams here:
https://t.co/Tc5FaiG08O
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday May 1st, 2021, 12:27 a.m.
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Mastodon is coming back for 2021! This will be an unusual season as we stay cautious during the pandemic, but we wi…
https://t.co/WtAZ13Yygr
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MastodonUlti
Thursday July 16th, 2020, 8:15 p.m.
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We have a responsibility to invest our time, our money, and our hearts to confront racial injustice. @mufadisc is c…
https://t.co/t6mQdRwSYp
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MastodonUlti
Friday November 16th, 2018, 2:55 a.m.
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RT @SantaKlaus_1: *Player calls a foul after I initiated contact on a disc I had no chance at* My Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t…
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MastodonUlti
Sunday September 9th, 2018, 8:29 p.m.
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Linda found a home for the off season with Mastodon’s longest term player and all time MVP: Caitlin C. #feedLinda…
https://t.co/SkDcQ3cNEV
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MastodonUlti
Sunday September 9th, 2018, 2:22 p.m.
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Sunday sectionals photo sesh on Rib mountain. #wausausectionals #gameready
https://t.co/JotSDG8Enf
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MastodonUlti
Saturday September 8th, 2018, 6:02 p.m.
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We’ve been bad about tweeting today, but hey, this happened
https://t.co/YQKvjWJLIh
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MastodonUlti
Saturday September 8th, 2018, 2:46 p.m.
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We are having an animal faceoff to kick off sectionals. Mastodon vs. @MNBirdultimate. #letsgetwild
@
MastodonUlti
Wednesday August 22nd, 2018, 4:28 p.m.
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Whoopsie, score was 9-15!
@
MastodonUlti
Tuesday August 21st, 2018, 7:45 p.m.
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Cuties
https://t.co/KOTlkVArqU
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 19th, 2018, 8:08 p.m.
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The shorts of power go to Lauren for scoring 156% of our points this weekend! Linda goes to Danny for tremendous sp…
https://t.co/RInRLb3bV0
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 19th, 2018, 7:47 p.m.
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7-15 against
@mousetrapulti
Both Madison teams broke seed!
@
MastodonUlti
Sunday August 19th, 2018, 5:03 p.m.
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15-8 against Mixed Duluth! Up against
@mousetrapulti
next to with the 17th place bracket!
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 19th, 2018, 2:52 p.m.
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First game 15-5 against LudICris @Ludacris
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 18th, 2018, 11:53 p.m.
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@MadisonRadicals
@ladyforwardulti Meesh’s animal doppelgänger
https://t.co/FvJrLQUsOI
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 18th, 2018, 11:49 p.m.
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We played hard today and had some great mojo! #JU #ST #IceIceIce Time to hit the sack and shred again tomorrow
https://t.co/m3Bdk2EpAk
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday August 18th, 2018, 5:12 p.m.
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8-13 against
@spiritfowlult
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 18th, 2018, 2:33 p.m.
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We’re awake and ready for a good day of ultimate @Cooler_Classic
https://t.co/GsXfs72gX0
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 18th, 2018, 2:19 p.m.
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@mad_udderburn
@Cooler_Classic Bring it
https://t.co/5dAIBV5LWI
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 18th, 2018, 2:07 p.m.
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Morning bye, but some of us are still sleepy
https://t.co/AXWyZ7MgHX
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MastodonUlti
Wednesday August 8th, 2018, 12:43 a.m.
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Linda has been returned and is refueling herself at the @greatdanepub after a #MUFA game! #JustIceForLinda
https://t.co/tfnYAsKGt8
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 11:39 p.m.
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Swingers
https://t.co/eZMETOD2wv
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 10:39 p.m.
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Friendship is rare #NationalFriendshipDay
https://t.co/GEoGiSGB1M
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 10:36 p.m.
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Doaverette break look
https://t.co/KA3r50eT6g
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 10:14 p.m.
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RT @TJJJJJJJJJJJJJ: @MadMenUltimate, if we, at
@MastodonUlti
don't get our beloved mascot back soon, we are prepared to launch a full scal…
@
MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 9:17 p.m.
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Shorts of Power have a new home with our favorite team troll, T-Swift. #relentlesspositivity
https://t.co/sX9MQXG7Fe
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 6:53 p.m.
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It’s time to play another Madison team! Let’s boogie,
@boomtownpandas
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 6:43 p.m.
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High intensity game against @stackcatsulti. We fought for it in universe point, ended 9-8 us. #thiswindiswicked
@
MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 6:02 p.m.
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Ready for second half!
https://t.co/9EEXNLrRxW
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 5:53 p.m.
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Half time!
https://t.co/NAFW1DN7BL
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 5:52 p.m.
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7-4 at half against @stackcatsulti
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 5:51 p.m.
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T-Swift took a D to the neck and then we took half. 7-4
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 5:10 p.m.
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Justin to @TJJJJJJJJJJJJJ upwind 2-0
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 5:07 p.m.
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Noah Webster with a Callahan for the 1st score 1-0
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 5:07 p.m.
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Playing @stackcatsulti now
@
MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 3:23 p.m.
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Getting game ready
https://t.co/5TiXoIfsHT
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MastodonUlti
Sunday August 5th, 2018, 3:01 p.m.
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What do you do when your first game starts at noon?
https://t.co/sauJGAcIGr
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 10:48 p.m.
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Kenny
https://t.co/72PtPmLevF
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 4:22 p.m.
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Soaking up the shade. #SaturdayMorning
https://t.co/DFtLSHklJR
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 4:20 p.m.
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This is correct. We think you are great,
@ElevateUltimate
https://t.co/KaRqgSm4fu
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 3:14 p.m.
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They took half 7-1. It’s super cool when we can discuss calls without anger. #respect #sotg
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:52 p.m.
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0-2 them
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:49 p.m.
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More O-Line action
https://t.co/BCxkB4SR4W
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:48 p.m.
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0-1 them
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:46 p.m.
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Starting on o-line. Looking fine
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MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:45 p.m.
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Can someone on @MadMenUltimate ask Jonah to bring us Linda? We really miss her.
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:44 p.m.
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Playing
@ElevateUltimate
now and we already took over the shaded sideline. #win #shadelife
@
MastodonUlti
Saturday August 4th, 2018, 2:40 p.m.
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I forgot to tweet this game, but good news is @mojojojomn was on it.
https://t.co/8ZAVKHcFUD
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