Pool play for seeding, then championship tournament with full consolation for CURL Spring 2017.
| Team | Seed | Result (Final Placement) | Links | |
| Dig the Pig | 1 | 1 | Links | |
| Thor's Hammer | 2 | 2 | Links | |
| Huck Huck Goose | 4 | 3 | Links | |
| Octopus Prime | 3 | 4 | Links | |
| Stall Zero Heroes | 6 | 5 | Links | |
| Majorana Meatballs | 7 | 6 | Links | |
| Jimbies | 5 | 7 | Links | |
| Team 6 | 8 | 8 | Links |