| Team | Seed | Result (Final Placement) | Links | |
| Drag'n Thrust | 2 | 1 | Links (2) |
  245 tweets
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| Macon, MO Whoopee | 1 | 2 | Links | |
| Overhaul | 3 | 3 | Links |
60 tweets
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| Bird | 6 | 4 | Links | |
| Stud Muffin | 4 | 5 | Links |
147 tweets
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| Minnesota Star Power | 5 | 5 | Links | |
| Prion | 9 | 7 | Links |
34 tweets
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| Sidecar! | 16 | 7 | Links (1) |
36 tweets
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| Des Moines Hornets | 20 | 9 | Links | |
| Implants | 19 | 10 | Links | |
| NOISE | 8 | 11 | Links (2) |
71 tweets
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| Ibex | 14 | 11 | Links (1) | |
| Fatal Attraction | 18 | 13 | Links (1) |
59 tweets
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| Cheeseheads | 23 | 13 | Links |
22 tweets
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| Mixed Reaction | 17 | 15 | Links | |
| Kamikaze Snow Leopards | 21 | 15 | Links | |
| Plowed | 10 | 17 | Links | |
| Mad Udderburn X | 12 | 18 | Links |
25 tweets
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| Gambit | 7 | 19 | Links | |
| Muevela | 28 | 19 | Links (1) |
6 tweets
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| Mad Udderburn Y | 13 | 21 | Links | |
| Skyway | 15 | 21 | Links | |
| Freak Style | 25 | 23 | Links | |
| Bonobo Handshake | 30 | 23 | Links | |
| Milwaukee's Beast | 11 | 25 | Links | |
| Risky Bidness | 32 | 26 | Links | |
| One More Pitcher | 24 | 27 | Links |
614 tweets
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| MUTT | 29 | 27 | Links | |
| Ruckus | 22 | 29 | Links | |
| Swerve | 26 | 29 | Links | |
| Madtown Boozehounds | 27 | 29 | Links | |
| Salvage 2 | 31 | 29 | Links |
12 tweets
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TD Chas threw a dead bird he hit with the car in the middle seat to freak out Moy #truestory
Hey I just met you... and this is crazy... here's my number... call me maybe #WiscoSwiss2012