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@mad_udderburn   Monday February 25th, 2019, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
@bdultimate I give you permission to use this in future Callahan videos.
@mad_udderburn   Monday February 25th, 2019, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
People are not talking enough about this Oscar snub.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday February 19th, 2019, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
Welcome to Udderbyrn Bash. An immersive ultimate experience on a remote and private island in Lake Mendota once own…
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday February 13th, 2019, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
It's the Monday after a tournament and I feel great.
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday February 13th, 2019, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Final score: @MouseTrapUlti 13, Mad Udderburn 6
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday February 6th, 2019, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
In honor of National Girls and Women in Sports Day, we want to recognize and celebrate these 12 superstars that rep…
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday February 5th, 2019, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Here's a scoop: Mad Udderburn has offered their entire o-line and two future YCC prospects for Davis. Your move, Pe…
@mad_udderburn   Monday February 4th, 2019, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
Condolences to the LA Rams. We know how it feels to get dubbed 3-13 in a big game with the whole world watching.
@mad_udderburn   Sunday February 3rd, 2019, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
When you crunch the jersey numbers of our new leadership team, suddenly everything all adds up...
@mad_udderburn   Saturday February 2nd, 2019, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
Off-season workout goals: ◻️Increase speed and explosiveness ◻️Get stronger and reduce injury risk ◻️Change body co…
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 30th, 2019, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
I miss complaining about the heat.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 29th, 2019, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Introducing the 2019 MUB Leadership team! Captains: Jake Wilson, Stephanie Smith, Matt Coogan Equity Officer: Ambe…
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 29th, 2019, 6:19 a.m. Retweet
Do you ever just eat a whole box of Gushers and then randomly get a stomach ache for no reason?
@mad_udderburn   Sunday January 27th, 2019, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
@bdultimate Is @tessaberry1923 remembering to wear sunscreen? Child, you need to be reapplying on the reg.
@mad_udderburn   Friday January 25th, 2019, 8:34 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to @bdultimate this weekend in Santa Barbara! We’re all rooting for you back here in the feels like -14 degree weather
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 23rd, 2019, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
EXCLUSIVE: Mad Udderburn's lawyers said there were "no plans" for a Schewe Tower. Here they are.
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 23rd, 2019, 4:58 a.m. Retweet
EXCLUSIVE: Lawyers for Mad Udderburn claimed there were "no plans" for Schewe Tower, here is proof they're lying.
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 23rd, 2019, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
Leadership elections are this week and for some reason none of the candidates provided a transcript of “I Bleed Bla…
@mad_udderburn   Monday January 21st, 2019, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
...think about, talk about, and take real action in addressing these inequalities. If any other players or teams ar…
@mad_udderburn   Monday January 21st, 2019, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
Today is MLK Day. Something we are excited about this year is electing an Equity Officer. We (rightfully) talk a lo…
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 15th, 2019, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
2009 // 2018 Liz looks the same but the rest of us look SUPER different now. Talk about aging gracefully.
@mad_udderburn   Saturday January 12th, 2019, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
How long would it take for one experienced ultimate coach to coach my cousin's U-12 soccer team to beat…
@mad_udderburn   Thursday January 10th, 2019, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
Just left a meeting with the captains, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quick…
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
The new team dog is very excited to have discovered frisbees
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
7. The average wall contains enough electricity to toast 69,000 pieces of bread 8. Only 2% of walls in the world ha…
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
4. Walls rarely pay for themselves because they often "forget" their wallets 5. As of 1972, over 50% of Icelanders…
@mad_udderburn   Wednesday January 9th, 2019, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
Welcome to our Twitter, your #1 source for TRUE facts about walls: 1. If you cut into a wall you can find its age…
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
The serial interrupter during cocktail time is the equivalent of the petty travel caller.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:39 a.m. Retweet
Going to seriously suggest to our captains that they give a first impression rose at tryouts next year.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Does Jared know that his name is Colton and not "Colon"?
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
Also whoever fakes an Australian accent through tryouts will also get a spot.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Whoever shows up to tryouts in a sloth costume automatically gets a roster spot. I have zero authority to promise t…
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
Well, just Googled it and turns out it is NOT somebody that studies phlegm. Disappointing.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
Is a phlebotomist what I think it is?
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
Colton at least throw on a five panel or a neckie you look ridiculous man.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
Just give us the limo so we can start judging the appearance of all these beautiful people.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
Going to be honest, this "episode" is an even bigger waste of time than a normal episode.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
This studio audience has more white people than an ultimate tournament.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
Making a note that we currently have 574 followers, just so I know how many we lose because of this.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
The sideline hot tub is a dream I have at least twice a week.
@mad_udderburn   Tuesday January 8th, 2019, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
Perfect for those 100 degree tournament days.
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