ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | The Drunker Games | 9 | L 2-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | I Mustache You A Question | 9 | L 11-12 | 0 - 2 |
| July 13, 2013 | Holiday Innkeepers | 12 | L 5-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 6 | 0-0 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Zima Gun | 4 | 0-0 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Indiana Jones and the Temple of BUFF | 7 | L 9-13 | 0 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 16 | Tweets |