ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Big Fun | 2 | L 5-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Yacht Club | 3 | W 11-8 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | The Beach Goys | 21 | L 8-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 11 | 0-0 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | I Mustache You A Question | 7 | 0-0 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Stabby McRobot | 10 | 0-0 | 1 - 2 |