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@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
We score, so we are winning. This logic puzzle won't trump me, I can do intermediate Sudoku puzzles and the Wednesday crossword.
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:36 p.m. Retweet
They score out of half, so I am now unsure of our standings. Deduction only gets you so far.
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
We score and it's half, which means we have 8 and that's more than them #deductivelogic
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
Pete calls violation, apologizes, but he's right.
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:15 p.m. Retweet
They hold, but we still have more points
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
3 breaks in a row brings train to one more than we had last time. They insist it's 0-0 #positivethinking
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Did I mention Connor got a Callahan?
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
That's when you score on defense
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
Connor gets a Callahan. Nature says its 5-3 but but we all know nature is just a theory
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
I came here to tweet and eat quesorritos. And I'm all out of tweets.
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
SDSU takes it but this sketchy alum thinks Train is looking great
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:39 a.m. Retweet
They call timeout. Perfect time for a commercial break. Interested advertisers can venmo me directly, for tax reasons.
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:36 a.m. Retweet
11-11 my wish is that Train keeps being dope
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
Conor with the and-1 layout grab. 11-10 game point Train
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
9-9 but they're cheering about baseball so I'm lost
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
Bookends for green beans. The timeout may disqualify it from being real bookends but those are just #alternativefacts
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
Greenlee roofs a guy, Robert calls a time out #veterancall #alwaysafreshmantome
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
Conor with a hammer to Moot, who has not shrunk since I last saw him. 8-8
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 29th, 2017, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
Conor with a hammer to Moot, who has not shrunk since I last saw him. 8-8
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
Correction: it's now 5-7. Half time.
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
Hobo Cucumber Pete to spooge on the end zone to tie it up 5-5 #miniconvention
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
We aren't playing BYU so we feel comfortable with the deez nuts cheer. 4-6
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
This point sponsored by the DOC. Cedar to Robert 4-5
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
They score 3-4, but we learn that the Collis-Webster-Philip response of white-frat-stache essentially embodies NATURE DAVE.
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Rohan d's with his chest and then catches with his hands and then is happy with his emotions. 3-3
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:31 p.m. Retweet
Dakota to Robert makes it 2-3. Michael Jordan's number, and also the range of burritos I will eat this weekend
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
Long D point ends and Colby yells the next line to the heavens with the snarl of a thousand coyotes. 1-3
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
Nature playing D with more fire than my mixtape, but he's very sorry for causing injuries. #7monthsoutofcollegeandstillnomixtape
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
And in the second tweet, shank said "let there be scores," and there were scores. 1-2. Conor or some other freshman I haven't met to spooge
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
DJ Shank back on the Twitter mic for old time's sake. 0-2 bad guys aka SDSU aka probably very nice guys
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 8:12 p.m. Retweet
Rohan with the end line hand block!
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
Robbie to Robert connection! 6-4 bad guys
@DMouthPainTrain   Saturday January 28th, 2017, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Greenlee finds spooj in the end zone for the first point against uncle!
@DMouthPainTrain   Sunday January 15th, 2017, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @PrincessLayout: And that's finals, 13-11 for the FWC win!! so proud of this team 😍😍
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