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@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 23rd, 2021, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
who knew that cow guts look like cauliflower and that a meniscus is delicious?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 23rd, 2021, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
im primarily vegetarian, but my fav soups are: -pho with every single damn part of the cow -milk and seafood i get… https://t.co/yL2YI1Xxvb
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 23rd, 2021, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
remember when we thought that times were simple enough to find the humor in a movie protagonist exiting a restroom… https://t.co/PlZTdgomrU
@burnsideulti   Tuesday February 23rd, 2021, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: Porpoises, indeed, are to this day considered fine eating. The meat is made into balls about the size of billiard balls,…
@burnsideulti   Monday February 22nd, 2021, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
So the Supreme Court will allow the political persecution for a mouse by vindictive partisan heirs to continue. If… https://t.co/v3n2ECkeeY
@burnsideulti   Monday February 22nd, 2021, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
movie goofs: matt damon had to pretend to know what “math” was when he auditioned for The Martian. he forgot that h… https://t.co/TKlTbSjFBX
@burnsideulti   Monday February 22nd, 2021, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @RespectfulMemes: Hey you. Yes you. Stop scrolling. You matter. You are loved. i don't even know you, and I can tell you that you are am…
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 21st, 2021, 5:11 p.m. Retweet
i think i really captured how @paytonpritch3 has strong @cherioteri vibes.
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 21st, 2021, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
I killed MLK for the CIA And Malcom X for Federal Express George Jackson, Fred Hampton, Bobby Hunt And yeah, and al… https://t.co/LU6tFMRnCn
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 20th, 2021, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @DerfBackderf: Happy Birthday to Poison Ivy Rorschach! https://t.co/iFLeq0B5zn
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 20th, 2021, 5:38 a.m. Retweet
I don't wanna talk with your friends I don't wanna vote for your President I just wanna be your tugboat captain.
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 20th, 2021, 5:02 a.m. Retweet
fun fact: the bassist is Jem from Jem and the Holograms
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 20th, 2021, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
RT @mettahapa: Please boycott PALM OIL. Producers of are destroying the orangutan's last habitat on earth. They are critical endangered.…
@burnsideulti   Saturday February 20th, 2021, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
just put away my laundry. =14 pairs of socks:5 pairs of draws. what kind of demented gnome ratio is that? i don’t… https://t.co/OYD1LLOKNB
@burnsideulti   Friday February 19th, 2021, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @hbeckpdx: I'm interviewing folks who use Twitter to spread links to fundraisers. Those could be GoFundMe's or they could be "I need $ t…
@burnsideulti   Friday February 19th, 2021, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
looks like she’s gonna be “far-a” tanden from becoming the omb lead.
@burnsideulti   Friday February 19th, 2021, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @whatmaddness: I HATE maintaining this stupid body. I’m not even good at it. And it’s SO MUCH WORK. FUCK.
@burnsideulti   Friday February 19th, 2021, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
malcolm in the gladwell says it takes like 10000 hours of practice to be awesome at shit (which is a lie, because l… https://t.co/2j76weeP38
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @dusttodigital: R.I.P. U-Roy, September 21, 1942 – February 17, 2021. Here he is performing "Version Galore" at the Treasure Isle record…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
im reading this book on their recommendation even though i would rather be reading almost anything else. i guess wh… https://t.co/9SQVaeiK9I
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @InternetHippo: Friend, I am absolutely livid about the latest cultural controversy and I know you are too. Can you contribute $5 today…
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
working on our night moves? in this economy?
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
hows come my roommate gets really mad when i cant find my wallet or keys INSIDE the house, but doesn’t care a lick… https://t.co/GzoOmsYSpf
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
hot take: screw #FernandotatisJr, but only because i once drove eight hours to go see one of cal ripken jrs last ga… https://t.co/J4pxciGnwr
@burnsideulti   Thursday February 18th, 2021, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
RT @MikeDrucker: Whenever you criticize a person who just died, you always get the response, "How would you feel if someone was happy *you*…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
the modern @nba game is vastly different than the past, but even with all the new athleticism, rules, and strategie… https://t.co/Mtnv0Wzt8I
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 10:34 p.m. Retweet
i went to a conservative university that had over 60% greek affiliated undergrad students, so i’ve hated the word “… https://t.co/dn2zq88yLT
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
folks would always say “back up the brinks to sign these guys” yet they never took into account that rear visibilit… https://t.co/KqfhbHlroL
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @anthony_burch: reminder that speaking ill of the dead is the perfect crime. what are they going to do, haunt you? good luck getting pas…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
my new retirement plan is to work until i die, or whichever comes first. https://t.co/CjLFhNkX8e
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
if anybody is impressed by the @JesseJenkins energy grid reporting, please know that he used to be a frisbee teamma… https://t.co/XZls37xSmh
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
ticket seller: what do you want to see? me going to the movies in 2019: i only watch bill hader horror sequels, and i am here for it!
@burnsideulti   Wednesday February 17th, 2021, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @dril: i've been publicly unfollowed by "lawyer ron" because of you fucking people
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