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LEAGUE USAU Club Masters 2012
TEAM Burnside

Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Friday June 12th, 2015, 4:45 a.m. Retweet
FOR SALE: BABY SHOES, PLAYED OUT.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
the saddest thing about Christopher Lee passing away is there are no pictures of him with awesome muttonchops instead of a boring old beard.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 10:23 p.m. Retweet
the saddest thing about Dusty Rhodes passing away is it wasn't the dull annoying one.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
Hitching our endorsement horse to vape pens isn't as lucrative as we hoped. Wish we'd gone with the funeral home like our cpt suggested.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
The best part of vapes is the nicotine comes inside a little mini lightsaber. A mini lightsaber that you can give a discrete beejer to.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: Sorry I lit your deck on fire but I lost my vape under there and didn't want to bend over to get it
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
The team won't let me choose the sideline music bc I only listen to ZZ Top, Gordon Lightfoot and Ladytron.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
I'm not the kind of guy that has brand loyalty with razor blades, but I once cried during a @Gillette commercial bc I missed my dad.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...And that's when we knew that *WE* were Hanging With Mr. Cooper.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
...And that's when we knew that *WE* were The Walking Dead.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...And that's when we knew that *WE* were Heroes.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti ...And that's when we knew that *WE* were Lost.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
Excited for the @NBA right now! So who do ya think the Cavs will draft?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 9th, 2015, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny Glad you didn't cut the guy the guy who knew the twitter password.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 9th, 2015, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
We're giving a free spot on our team to the first former Callahan winner that faves this tweet. We'll pay your Usau dues and jersey fees.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 9th, 2015, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
.@Lowes don't you think you should have taken better advantage of the fact that HOPE SOLO is almost an anagram of SO, LOWES.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 8th, 2015, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
Not a lot of people know that there's an extra hidden C in Connecticut. Hiding right there in plain sight.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 8th, 2015, 7:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @_knuck_: cop: tell us what you know vape cop: [blows vape smoke] "do you know where the closest vape shop is?"
@burnsideulti   Monday June 8th, 2015, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
I joined the list of boycotters of @entouragemovie until they put back in the 17 minutes of #vape footage the producers forced them to cut.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 8th, 2015, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @AbrasiveGhost: Detective: Any ideas how to catch this killer? Vape cop: What if we smoked him out? [exhales the biggest fucken vape hi…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 8th, 2015, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @Reverend_Scott: [pharmacy] "I need a refill for my inhaler" U mean ur 'vape pen for little bitches?' "WHAT DID U J-" Wow, what a li…
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 7th, 2015, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
Rick Perry is really just a dumber version of Jefferson D'Arcy. http://t.co/Xv5pDuDHNm
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 7th, 2015, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
I think an ulty player carrying a stick would be dangerous. https://t.co/FrkIMcmpiq
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 7th, 2015, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @R0NNYJ: Full Version Tomorrow #Ultimate http://t.co/ZmPz4xJD6y
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 7th, 2015, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
With big wins today by @serenawilliams @FCBarcelona and American @Pharrell, it begs the question: which of those 3 would win the @XGames?
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 6th, 2015, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
Why the long face bravo and revolver? Maybe bc some horse already won the #tct15 Better luck next year.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 6th, 2015, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
Burnside plans to do this for our new ETL teammates. https://t.co/jcryg9Eczn
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 6th, 2015, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
.@AndrewWK are you and Louis C.K. brothers? K isn't a very common last name so I was just wondering.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 6th, 2015, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @ladybroseph: *tries to act cool but calls it vaporing*
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 6th, 2015, 3:59 p.m. Retweet
*Why do they call it a WORLD cup when only the ... * *Oh, everyone can qualify?* *Never mind then.*
@burnsideulti   Friday June 5th, 2015, 4:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @Tri_Offense: 38 years ago today @BillWalton led the @trailblazers to their first and only NBA title. http://t.co/GfPOs8EbZf
@burnsideulti   Friday June 5th, 2015, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
#ff FOR A GOOD TIME FOLLOW= @ESPN_Burnside @BroganBurnside @JulianBurnside @MatthewBurnside @iainburnside @oaklandraiders @willhear
@burnsideulti   Friday June 5th, 2015, 2:21 p.m. Retweet
The current Duggar news cycle reminds me of that famous old @carlosmencia joke 'YOUR CLOWN CAR LOOKS LINE A VAHEENA'
@burnsideulti   Friday June 5th, 2015, 1:34 p.m. Retweet
FIFA's skullduggery has gone so far they are now stealing the name "ultimate". And Cody's likeness. http://t.co/aUz15ENjLF
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 4th, 2015, 8:55 a.m. Retweet
All the great jokes have already been taken. http://t.co/uCfh4Nr24e
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 4th, 2015, 8:48 a.m. Retweet
RT @mynameisntdave: When it's cold out and I can see my breath, I pretend im smoking a from a vape pen because I'm a douche who lives in th…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 4th, 2015, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
.@StephenCurry30 when your dad got traded to the Cavs did they just say "dude you're getting a curry!" Bc the commercial didn't exist yet?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 3rd, 2015, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
Caught my nephew smoking a vape pen, so we made him finish a whole tub of vape juice in one sitting to teach him a lesson.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 3rd, 2015, 10:13 p.m. Retweet
Is it weird that I read all of my tweets in my voice? I don't mentally hear some sort of aggregate team communal voice instead.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 3rd, 2015, 2:21 p.m. Retweet
#WD40Uses Spray wd40 on top of your cleats to untie your laces faster if you get a blister. Please rt #sponsored
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 3rd, 2015, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
I'm already bored this offseason. When do NBA training camps open up again?
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
Possible New Portland Area Guinness Book Categories: -Youngest White Person w/Dreads -Least Tattooed -Fastest IPA Case Race -Fattest Vegan
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
"We didn't try to make a feminist action movie, Charleze Theron was just the only one in the cast who could act" -George "Romero" Miller
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Is there a truly unwinnable game of spider solitaire? We don't know just yet, but my work has been paying me to find out this past week.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 2nd, 2015, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @dwayne846: #BadTeamBuildingActivities Dismissing team members until none remain
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