Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
I found a human hair on my shower egg. Never going back to that Safeway. Unless Future put it there, but he's no Clarence Thomas.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
Our game with Seattle has been over for three hours and they're still scoring more. They're up 47-2 right now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
Scouting report: Seattle masters are better than us.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
Who's your fav Sockeye player from the last five years? Unless you said Rehder, then we're about to play against that person.
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 11:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @Ashlyn_Harris: Still buzzing about coming first in the group. Do your part by tweeting #keepitreal @ScottsLawnCare so we can refurbish …
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 11:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @Breznican: The worst Sue Grafton novel ... http://t.co/hxsQtFGHv9
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 10:28 a.m. Retweet
"Well there's no specific rule that says a chimpanzee can't play ultimate, so I'm going to have to allow Bongo to play at regionals"
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 20th, 2015, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
Only •40s• kids will remember these! Polio The draft Taking pot Kevin Federline The Beatles VW Beetles Boll Weevils Beetle infestations
@burnsideulti   Friday June 19th, 2015, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
My comedy style is "aggressively unintelligent ".
@burnsideulti   Friday June 19th, 2015, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
As the @warriors begin preparation for a repeat, it's important to remember that Luc Longley was almost killed by scorpions.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 19th, 2015, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
#ff @burnsideulti @FlairWasThere @RicFlairNatrBoy @FBILosAngeles @Sony
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @JamaicaHornyBal: tennis ball
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @blood_orphan: i filled the humidifier with vape juice and monster energy drink.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
Steve Jobs might have lived if he had full access to the Affordable Care Act at the time of his diagnosis. https://t.co/f0rMuBpbNk
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
But now we have TWO semi pro ultimate leagues, so it evens out. https://t.co/lbEDywRb53
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Bob Hope was 100 years old when he died. Did you expect him to shuffle on as a soulless zombie husk forever? https://t.co/V0UP0frfvp
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
You might be less upset if you considered how far e-cig technology has progressed since Johnny Cash passed away. https://t.co/77zOOC089F
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
Bacon is made of pig meat. Kevin Bacon is a human and we don’t actually eat parts of him. https://t.co/PvaiGKVCCQ
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @murphttam: If two murder suspects were lined up, one with a bad bowl haircut and one with "I SHOT THEM" shaved into his head,my money i…
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 9:31 a.m. Retweet
The middle of the night is when you can go off message w tweets and not bore your constituents. This tweet won't even really mention vaping.
@burnsideulti   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @senderblock23: "Smoking!!!" - Jim Carey from The Mask (1994)
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
My dad used to say that you can't start a car with the AC on or it will ruin the engine. I think he was lying. Was he lying to us?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
I keep getting reqs to promote hukkah bars and medical mj? I tweet about #vapelife solely for the love of it, and am against ALL drug use.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
If I were Neil Young I wouldn't let Trump use "keep on rockin" either bc it reminds us all that it's not a very good song.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @blood_orphan: *blowing on vape pen like a recorder* *a cobra with a snapback hat on slowly rises out of wicker basket*
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
Didn't have time for breakfast this AM, so I put raw egg yolk in my ecig and vaped that on my bus ride in to work. #VapeLife
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
Before anyone suggests that the #NBAFinals mvp shouldn't go to a player on the losing team, remember that LeBron has to play w/ JR Smith.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday June 17th, 2015, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
Keep your friends door close, keep your enemy's door closers. Then they won't pass a fire marshal inspection.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 16th, 2015, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @REI: For stargazers, epic camper Mark recommends Cape Lookout, OR. #letscamp http://t.co/TOkKScxaIa
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 16th, 2015, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti EDIT: This is for mixed, so I know there really aren't any "rules", just basic suggestions and rules of thumb.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday June 16th, 2015, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
Has USAU ruled yet on whether or not we can vape on the field during play? I can't find anything in the guidelines.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 15th, 2015, 10:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @PostCultRev: Here's a "Game of Thrones" spoiler for you all: you're a nerd watching a dragon show and talking about it like a toddler w…
@burnsideulti   Monday June 15th, 2015, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
Cavs would be up 4-1 right now if they hadn't traded World B Free.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 15th, 2015, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Lol sorry everybody! Sorry for the hot take, totally forgot about big z, nance and price. Egg is on my face!
@burnsideulti   Monday June 15th, 2015, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
After this #NBAFinals2015, #LeBron *has* to be considered one of the top five all time Cavs along with ehlo and daugherty.
@burnsideulti   Monday June 15th, 2015, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
.@Golfsmith At first I thought your name was "golf's myth", and the myth was that golf was fun. I was wrong, but still right.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
I think the world is finally ready for a dark & gritty cgi reboot of Fraggle Rock.
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 1:00 a.m. Retweet
Just chilling at the jr hi ball fields, giving this little mini light saber vape a quick beejer. #VapeLife http://t.co/VbMFa3obMw
@burnsideulti   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 12:59 a.m. Retweet
RT @duck_in_pants: current status: wearing pants
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 13th, 2015, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Hypotheticals: Could an #nfl team w 3 mos practice beat @revolverult Could @detroitmechanix w 3 mos practice beat a coed YCC team?
@burnsideulti   Saturday June 13th, 2015, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
When vaping is outlawed, only outlaws will vape. https://t.co/bNo2GU3GYh
@burnsideulti   Friday June 12th, 2015, 10:26 p.m. Retweet
#FF @TwitterAds @Microsoft @Halliburton @EpcotCentre
@burnsideulti   Friday June 12th, 2015, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
Matthew Dellavadova is my favorite fictional ultimate player.
@burnsideulti   Friday June 12th, 2015, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: Junior high doesn't mean sixth grade & it doesn't mean ninth grade. It means seventh & eighth grade & that's just the way …
@burnsideulti   Friday June 12th, 2015, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
We need to go with 7 rings instead of 5 for the Olympics because of the players on the field. http://t.co/PIPQamS4mK
@burnsideulti   Friday June 12th, 2015, 6:55 a.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti For Sale: Baby Vape, Never Smoked.
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