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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 6:03 p.m.
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I retweet this every time I see it.
https://t.co/D4J1fTkgEj
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 6:02 p.m.
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Hard to believe it's been 25 years since @EASPORTS "GOALTIMATE '92" first hit the shelfs. I played the heck out of that in grad school.
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 5:56 p.m.
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RT @PatrickClaybon: When you go to google the lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star" and the link is already purple.
https://t.co/bpbL27IdhJ
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 22nd, 2016, 7:24 p.m.
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@prideofny
Are you having tryouts for your twitter feed? I have written jokes before.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 22nd, 2016, 3:13 a.m.
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WUFF CRAMP!
https://t.co/3pF8Tk1r9z
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:04 p.m.
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@burnsideulti
He's trying to tell me he has no clue how to spell. What a waste.
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:03 p.m.
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I think my grandson is trying to tell me something....
https://t.co/gk8eV2NjbA
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 20th, 2016, 2:24 a.m.
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When the Dubs play D like this, you get the feeling they could beat almost any team in the nba! #WARRIORSVSPURS
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 20th, 2016, 1:06 a.m.
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Just like a cicada that pupates into a bigger cicada, our boys are growing up!
https://t.co/waiVV2PPG4
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burnsideulti
Saturday March 19th, 2016, 4:08 p.m.
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I often think that if I wasn't running the national governing body for Goaltimate, I'd probably be a voice over actor for commercials.
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burnsideulti
Saturday March 19th, 2016, 2:16 a.m.
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A #15 GOALTY team could never hope to beat the #2 GOALTY team. No wonder nobody cares about the #NCAATOURNAMENT anymore.
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burnsideulti
Friday March 18th, 2016, 6:27 p.m.
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WHENEVER I PLAY GOALTY I ALWAYS THINK:
https://t.co/wWTiKxph6b
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burnsideulti
Friday March 18th, 2016, 5:52 p.m.
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Ed Lauter coached Ken Griffey Junior?
https://t.co/T2bZU41O2b
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burnsideulti
Friday March 18th, 2016, 2:45 a.m.
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So it was just like @LinkedIn is now?
https://t.co/bl4jPNhJd2
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 17th, 2016, 5:10 p.m.
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https://t.co/N3AhKhlVUN
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 17th, 2016, 2:03 p.m.
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Sometimes goaltimate is just goaltimate; it's not always a metaphor for man's inhumanity towards man.
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 17th, 2016, 2:58 a.m.
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RT @HumanPog: when they stopped playing @smashmouth on the radio is precisely when this country started going to shit
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 8:40 p.m.
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America's #scotus doesn't rebuild, they RELOAD. #promoted
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 7:42 p.m.
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:(
https://t.co/48Bsol3J1d
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 7:41 p.m.
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The mechanix give us all hope in these dark times.
https://t.co/Jxk6GEaLIh
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 5:27 p.m.
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Want to feel old? All the players from the original tecmo bowl are dead.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 15th, 2016, 1:50 p.m.
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Tuesday is the only day of the week that it is illegal to play goaltimate.
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burnsideulti
Monday March 14th, 2016, 9:49 p.m.
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that guy looks just like Dave Shiel except less hairy.
https://t.co/oSYIqCp10T
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burnsideulti
Monday March 14th, 2016, 7:13 p.m.
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Pie gets 2 holidays a year, pi day and thanksgiving, and our vets don't get a single holiday. shameful.
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burnsideulti
Monday March 14th, 2016, 6:07 p.m.
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Does this mean you guys are finally doing HEAT 2 !?!?!?!?
https://t.co/HH1xi7oDmk
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burnsideulti
Monday March 14th, 2016, 5:59 p.m.
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Are you kidding me? The camera cuts off his head the whole time, and his chin half the time. Horrible framing.
https://t.co/fJCREhqR8q
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burnsideulti
Monday March 14th, 2016, 5:28 p.m.
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goatimate
https://t.co/vSTZrdl5QU
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burnsideulti
Monday March 14th, 2016, 1:17 a.m.
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Apple bees are the official bees of the goaltimate player's association. #promoted
https://t.co/CfOIbK4btH
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 13th, 2016, 1:56 p.m.
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Hard to tell exactly what I'm "saving" around here right now.
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burnsideulti
Saturday March 12th, 2016, 11:37 p.m.
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Hate to say it, but ROYGBIV is bull. Why does purple get TWO colors in the rainbow when it's obviously the worst color? Answer me that.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 8th, 2016, 2:36 p.m.
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If people ask me to describe GOALTY, I tell them it's basically half court frisbee lacrosse with better haircuts & fewer guys named Jaxxon.
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 8th, 2016, 1:25 a.m.
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That's an awesome tribute! Doesn't Peyton represent @Allstate, nice of you to still show support.
https://t.co/dLnnCJmCZG
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burnsideulti
Monday March 7th, 2016, 6:11 p.m.
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An optimist sees the glass is clearly half full, a pessimist sees the glass is clearly half empty, an optometrist can clearly see the glass.
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burnsideulti
Monday March 7th, 2016, 5:16 p.m.
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Absolutely shameless how you pretend to have Norman Lear's endorsement on your product. tsk tsk
https://t.co/yEdi5ttH2Y
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burnsideulti
Sunday March 6th, 2016, 4:28 p.m.
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Congrats to Peyton Manning on your retirement! Sorry that health issues held you to being only the 3rd best QB in your family.
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burnsideulti
Saturday March 5th, 2016, 11:18 p.m.
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Maybe you guys should "discover" how to not break your nerf bullets instead.
https://t.co/SEegx3bE2i
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burnsideulti
Saturday March 5th, 2016, 2:09 p.m.
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911: What's your emergency ME: My Goaltimate kit think he slick
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burnsideulti
Friday March 4th, 2016, 8:47 p.m.
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Is GOALTIMATE a better sport than ultimate? My mind says no, but my brain says yes.
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burnsideulti
Friday March 4th, 2016, 2:49 p.m.
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It just occurred to me that goaltimate and hockey are the only sports that don't use a perfect sphere as the primary object. Rare company!
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burnsideulti
Friday March 4th, 2016, 4:01 a.m.
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The real GOP debate is: B team or Separate College Club Team.
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burnsideulti
Friday March 4th, 2016, 12:49 a.m.
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day 1-earthquake day 2-society collapses day 3-fires still burn day 4-mad max is real day 5-goalty pickup resumes
https://t.co/iVjvGxxAOr
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burnsideulti
Friday March 4th, 2016, 12:45 a.m.
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RT @rveljohnson: Just because I haven't tweeted in 8 months doesn't mean I stopped keeping my eye on all y'all. Now I'm back to keep everyo…
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 3:32 a.m.
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Rare footage of how Feldman stays in shape.
https://t.co/8V8nxKHjrX
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burnsideulti
Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 3:21 a.m.
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"Today's players are soft, my 96-97 Spurs would destroy this year's Spurs."-Jamie Feick
https://t.co/GMCEIJx003
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burnsideulti
Wednesday March 2nd, 2016, 8:26 p.m.
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RT @Dame_Lillard: You can also take a pledge of respect to help the @EndTheWord movement at
https://t.co/fCU0bp82Nm
. @SpecialOlympics http…
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 1st, 2016, 8:02 p.m.
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The jumping dude touched the ball first, so there's no foul.
https://t.co/ugGbia6858
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burnsideulti
Tuesday March 1st, 2016, 3:40 a.m.
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best video i've ever seen showing the difference between goatimate and bultimate
https://t.co/O4MgM10iXu
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burnsideulti
Monday February 29th, 2016, 4:37 p.m.
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...Or we could just stop being beholden to the whims of the sun.
https://t.co/5CoBTEa5wf
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burnsideulti
Monday February 29th, 2016, 2:39 p.m.
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"Scientists" tell us we need 1 more day every 4 years bc of the Sun, but the government makes us waste it on a Monday. Not quite fair, is it
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burnsideulti
Sunday February 28th, 2016, 4:44 p.m.
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Someone already took the good bourbon, so unfortunately you had to do the photo shoot with Jim Beam.
https://t.co/iKLzScTkhn
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