Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
Hard to believe it's been 25 years since @EASPORTS "GOALTIMATE '92" first hit the shelfs. I played the heck out of that in grad school.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
RT @PatrickClaybon: When you go to google the lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star" and the link is already purple. https://t.co/bpbL27IdhJ
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 22nd, 2016, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny Are you having tryouts for your twitter feed? I have written jokes before.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti He's trying to tell me he has no clue how to spell. What a waste.
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
I think my grandson is trying to tell me something.... https://t.co/gk8eV2NjbA
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
When the Dubs play D like this, you get the feeling they could beat almost any team in the nba! #WARRIORSVSPURS
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
Just like a cicada that pupates into a bigger cicada, our boys are growing up! https://t.co/waiVV2PPG4
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 4:08 p.m. Retweet
I often think that if I wasn't running the national governing body for Goaltimate, I'd probably be a voice over actor for commercials.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
A #15 GOALTY team could never hope to beat the #2 GOALTY team. No wonder nobody cares about the #NCAATOURNAMENT anymore.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2016, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
Sometimes goaltimate is just goaltimate; it's not always a metaphor for man's inhumanity towards man.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 17th, 2016, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
RT @HumanPog: when they stopped playing @smashmouth on the radio is precisely when this country started going to shit
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
America's #scotus doesn't rebuild, they RELOAD. #promoted
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
The mechanix give us all hope in these dark times. https://t.co/Jxk6GEaLIh
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 16th, 2016, 5:27 p.m. Retweet
Want to feel old? All the players from the original tecmo bowl are dead.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 15th, 2016, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
Tuesday is the only day of the week that it is illegal to play goaltimate.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
that guy looks just like Dave Shiel except less hairy. https://t.co/oSYIqCp10T
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Pie gets 2 holidays a year, pi day and thanksgiving, and our vets don't get a single holiday. shameful.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Does this mean you guys are finally doing HEAT 2 !?!?!?!? https://t.co/HH1xi7oDmk
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 5:59 p.m. Retweet
Are you kidding me? The camera cuts off his head the whole time, and his chin half the time. Horrible framing. https://t.co/fJCREhqR8q
@burnsideulti   Monday March 14th, 2016, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Apple bees are the official bees of the goaltimate player's association. #promoted https://t.co/CfOIbK4btH
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 13th, 2016, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
Hard to tell exactly what I'm "saving" around here right now.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 12th, 2016, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
Hate to say it, but ROYGBIV is bull. Why does purple get TWO colors in the rainbow when it's obviously the worst color? Answer me that.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2016, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
If people ask me to describe GOALTY, I tell them it's basically half court frisbee lacrosse with better haircuts & fewer guys named Jaxxon.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 8th, 2016, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
That's an awesome tribute! Doesn't Peyton represent @Allstate, nice of you to still show support. https://t.co/dLnnCJmCZG
@burnsideulti   Monday March 7th, 2016, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
An optimist sees the glass is clearly half full, a pessimist sees the glass is clearly half empty, an optometrist can clearly see the glass.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 7th, 2016, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
Absolutely shameless how you pretend to have Norman Lear's endorsement on your product. tsk tsk https://t.co/yEdi5ttH2Y
@burnsideulti   Sunday March 6th, 2016, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to Peyton Manning on your retirement! Sorry that health issues held you to being only the 3rd best QB in your family.
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 5th, 2016, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Maybe you guys should "discover" how to not break your nerf bullets instead. https://t.co/SEegx3bE2i
@burnsideulti   Saturday March 5th, 2016, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
911: What's your emergency ME: My Goaltimate kit think he slick
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 8:47 p.m. Retweet
Is GOALTIMATE a better sport than ultimate? My mind says no, but my brain says yes.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 2:49 p.m. Retweet
It just occurred to me that goaltimate and hockey are the only sports that don't use a perfect sphere as the primary object. Rare company!
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
The real GOP debate is: B team or Separate College Club Team.
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
day 1-earthquake day 2-society collapses day 3-fires still burn day 4-mad max is real day 5-goalty pickup resumes https://t.co/iVjvGxxAOr
@burnsideulti   Friday March 4th, 2016, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @rveljohnson: Just because I haven't tweeted in 8 months doesn't mean I stopped keeping my eye on all y'all. Now I'm back to keep everyo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
Rare footage of how Feldman stays in shape. https://t.co/8V8nxKHjrX
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
"Today's players are soft, my 96-97 Spurs would destroy this year's Spurs."-Jamie Feick https://t.co/GMCEIJx003
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 2nd, 2016, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dame_Lillard: You can also take a pledge of respect to help the @EndTheWord movement at https://t.co/fCU0bp82Nm. @SpecialOlympics http…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 1st, 2016, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
The jumping dude touched the ball first, so there's no foul. https://t.co/ugGbia6858
@burnsideulti   Tuesday March 1st, 2016, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
best video i've ever seen showing the difference between goatimate and bultimate https://t.co/O4MgM10iXu
@burnsideulti   Monday February 29th, 2016, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
...Or we could just stop being beholden to the whims of the sun. https://t.co/5CoBTEa5wf
@burnsideulti   Monday February 29th, 2016, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
"Scientists" tell us we need 1 more day every 4 years bc of the Sun, but the government makes us waste it on a Monday. Not quite fair, is it
@burnsideulti   Sunday February 28th, 2016, 4:44 p.m. Retweet
Someone already took the good bourbon, so unfortunately you had to do the photo shoot with Jim Beam. https://t.co/iKLzScTkhn
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