Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Friday April 22nd, 2016, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
RT @AndrewMichaan: Shopping for a new water bottle is tough bc I don't know the favorite color of the person who's going to find it when I…
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 21st, 2016, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @aprettyhabesha: So all u gotta do is not give up your seat on a bus and you get put on a twenty dollar bill?šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 21st, 2016, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
One of the small joys in life is eating 3 doughnuts and drinking a 48 oz coffee on my 2 hour morning commute.
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 21st, 2016, 1:35 p.m. Retweet
How many aliens in boxes do you need on your team? https://t.co/ynJCJW0L6o
@burnsideulti   Monday April 18th, 2016, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
Can't believe @USUAltimate sent us a cease and desist letter about our goalty/ulty slash fanfic tumbler. Read it before it's taken down.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 17th, 2016, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
I illegally downloaded STAR WAR: FORCE AWAKENED, will I understand it if I didn't see the first six STAR WAR's?
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 16th, 2016, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
@burnsideulti Ron just emailed everyone at 10:00 AM to ask why no one else was at the fields for the noon practice.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 16th, 2016, 4:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @EpcotCentre: If you could put every country in a big blender you would have the USA, basically.
@burnsideulti   Friday April 15th, 2016, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
Now you also gotta address that @laaviators flop tweet like the people demand. https://t.co/nT9QFNGg6p
@burnsideulti   Thursday April 14th, 2016, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
I finished a whole can of @Pringles while on a middle school hike to the local arboretum to see a century plant. https://t.co/6jTjwFkP0z
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @mrdannyglover: You know I'll be watching the #Warriors male history tonight! #godubs https://t.co/46sPIf6O7G
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 10:40 p.m. Retweet
So we're all going to miss the Australia versus Japan game? Bogus. https://t.co/w44NOlNDVh
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Add three yards to your flick with this simple warm up. https://t.co/zA0950yrfe
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 13th, 2016, 5:06 a.m. Retweet
He must know something about their mixed team for @WorldFlyingDisc worlds. https://t.co/SO5rhBWVTx
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 12th, 2016, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
Just think, there are middle school kids who have never lived in a world where goalty wasn't the 17th fastest growing sport in the US.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 11th, 2016, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Quick reminder: The GPA only allows 17 total 2 hour, goaltimate practices before the season starts, teams over the limit are ineligible.
@burnsideulti   Monday April 11th, 2016, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
@FiveUltimateLLC Do they not have chipotle in your town?
@burnsideulti   Monday April 11th, 2016, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
Ron told me today at practice he's going to "buy a Twitters" so he can read about every time we make fun of him.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 10th, 2016, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
And you still don't recognize goaltimate as a disc sport? https://t.co/z1JXQP7Wig
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 10th, 2016, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to the @MLUltimate for a successful opening weekend to your final season! Lots of fun games last night.
@burnsideulti   Sunday April 10th, 2016, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: Baseball was my sport growing up which is such poor preparation for any adult intramural sports
@burnsideulti   Friday April 8th, 2016, 6:30 p.m. Retweet
when you're teaching rookies how to lay out. https://t.co/oNMWPzOr4T
@burnsideulti   Friday April 8th, 2016, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
If I had been born in England, pretty sure I would have been knighted for running the most important goaltimate organization in the world.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 6th, 2016, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
white ladies are the richest race. who woulda thunk it? https://t.co/Du5I4JgyGG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday April 6th, 2016, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @Rachel__Nichols: I don't even know where to start. https://t.co/GpbFaUOI0a
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 5th, 2016, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
that's a tmf for sailor language. UNC should have received the ball at the top of the arc. https://t.co/7DwkdolAP1
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 5th, 2016, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Pro-wrestling is a tough sport because an athlete only get 45-50 years for their whole careers at the top level. https://t.co/ozF21bDTCc
@burnsideulti   Tuesday April 5th, 2016, 3:11 a.m. Retweet
"Villanova" is Italian for "city of shitty sedans" #NCAAChampionship
@burnsideulti   Monday April 4th, 2016, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
Twitter is running ads from 1992 right now. https://t.co/EAfjFmHyyt
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: I'm actually a huge sport fan. One of my favorite plays is: Defenses
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
.@tedcruz is known to be soft on quidditch. How could he even handle goaltimate if he became president?
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
"Oh no Jimmy, @baseballs not dead, we took it to live on a farm". Now you can play a real sport, like Goaltimate, instead.
@burnsideulti   Saturday April 2nd, 2016, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
Are there any "Muggsy Bogues" type goalty players? Guys under 6'7 that are still pretty good bc they are so athletic?
@burnsideulti   Friday April 1st, 2016, 4:49 a.m. Retweet
If Goaltimate were a decade, it would probably be the '50s. Lots of good stuff happened from 1051-1060.
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 31st, 2016, 3:03 a.m. Retweet
They look like villain jerseys from the Swedish remake of mighty ducks 2. https://t.co/Pkq7OnYcWN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 30th, 2016, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
He looks like Leroy Nieman painted Danny Kaye into an Enya music video. https://t.co/aTZe7d3vbW
@burnsideulti   Monday March 28th, 2016, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Hear me out: Ultimate, but with a football.
@burnsideulti   Monday March 28th, 2016, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
There goes about half my plans for masters natties... https://t.co/RVhb00zPNK
@burnsideulti   Thursday March 24th, 2016, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Can't help but think the NC legislature should have called an injury sub on this one and brought in better voters. https://t.co/kbE6H3aMVD
@burnsideulti   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
Wayne Gretzky was so "Great" that his common nickname was actually "Jetski". https://t.co/49CCACSBBH
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