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@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:31 p.m. Retweet
Then it is fair to say that you are in all of the tools to know when you're flight departs! AND YET STILL! You managed to miss your flight!!
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:31 p.m. Retweet
AND BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP TRACK OF WHEN THINGS ARE DUE
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
This smartphone - does your phone have a calendar app? an inbox email? do you have both of these things? #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
Your honor, I'd like to cross examine the witnesses. Even though this isn't how it really works, the Judge would like to see how this goes.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
Objection: defense is like totally holding their hands. Your honor, they kind of need hand holding. Judge: I agree.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @ashure: "Please state your name for the court" "Alexandra Hu" @allhailcsur: FALSE IT'S QING @ChicagoNemesis #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:28 p.m. Retweet
Defense's witness: And how did you guys get here this weekend? An airplane. Can you explain more about this airplane.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
What are your personal organizational skills? "I don't have any."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
You do know that you're on this team? And you do know that you're to be attending our tournaments?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:27 p.m. Retweet
Sur v. Patrice & Hu for missing their flights to Colorado Cup up next.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
Ok, focus. You're in a court of law-ish.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:26 p.m. Retweet
I'm just telling them to not be idiots to move things along.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
Reminder: Bailiff must be flexing the entire time and have a heavy accent.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
Convo b/w pub. defender & prosecutor: "It was great working with you again." "You know what, bc of that, I'll just let you win the next."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
Punishment: They have to drink @MonsterEnergy in a corner until the next trial can start.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
Counsel sidebar: "We've come to a settlement." Witnesses: "Wait, we didn't get to defend ourselves." Judge: "You guys are totally guilty."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
TN: "It's like a batch of flies sitting on a dirty diaper." #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:22 p.m. Retweet
Counsel taking sidebar. Tennessee has to take a shot of malort for disrespect of #malortcourt's start time.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
Public defender moving to disbar Meagles, Prosecutor. "I'd like to move to NOT." #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:20 p.m. Retweet
We don't know law. "Google it." #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
Jackie says, "No." Dyer says, "I was just closing my eyes. For 10 minutes."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
Do you have a dry eye condition that necessitates 10 minutes of eye closing?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
But the funny thing is that your actions seem to suggest that you do! Is it true that at dinner that you two fall asleep.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
"Am I boring you? Do you find this team boring?" IT'S A TRAP! Dyer: "Not everyone." Honorable Judge Beef: "They sound guilty."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
"They both look like liars but I'm going to defend them anyway." Shady, eh?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:18 p.m. Retweet
Please state your name for the court. "Jacqueline Lai." Is that your real last name? courtroom: "not Li?"
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:17 p.m. Retweet
Swearing on the 11th edition. "I'm not sure what to say now." #malortcourt http://t.co/i33L9Tgds4
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
Oh shoot. Nobody was sworn in. RETRIAL. DO OVER. MULLIGAN.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
Miller response to Malort: *cough cough*
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:16 p.m. Retweet
The Judge Honorable Beef has spoken. This "ass ugly" photo will be the GroupMe's avatar for 48 hours.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
Here is Exhibit A of Miller's "ass-ugly" faces while playing. #malortcourt http://t.co/IxmPbYlVKM
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
Kim v. Miller, the Case of the Ugly Picture. Miller: "Objection! Kim's the public defender, she can't defend me!"
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
Bailiff would like to know what picture we're talking about.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
The rest to come in due time. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
Second is a class action lawsuit against Jackie & Dyer. Infraction: Sleeping at dinner, violating common etiquette laws.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:11 p.m. Retweet
First is Kim v. Miller. Charge is for "sending an ugly picture of me to the GroupMe."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:10 p.m. Retweet
Honorable Judge Beef has just entered the courtroom. First to read the docket. http://t.co/jxego3F2rg
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
CARGO SHORTS were seen in appearance here at #malortcourt by the only gentleman here. "TAKE THEM OFF" chants ensue. Colton agrees.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
What our defendants will be sworn in on. #malortcourt http://t.co/NmnNgtsnBK
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
Defense attorney, Kim Streff. That's correct, there are no pants here in #malortcourt, or else it is a mistrial. http://t.co/OrQFeM4qqB
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 10:37 p.m. Retweet
Just 24 minutes until we begin #malortcourt... GET READY
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 10:21 p.m. Retweet
"I am really dense! I'm just like dead weight" #nemewho
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
Carol Li, Court Stenographer, reporting for duty! #malortcourt https://t.co/FjP5Do0z63
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
"on october 3rd, he asked me what day it was." "it's october 3rd." #meangirls #nemebitches
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
@GungHoUltimate Wait, don't you have FOUR Nemesis coaches?!
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