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TEAM Nemesis

Nemesis

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@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
Can you tell me how the game of ultimate is played? Public defender: just sit down and start crying / be confused
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
Reenactment done by social worker, Allie Fish. WOOOOOOOOOOOO YAHHHHHHHH.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:57 p.m. Retweet
I'm going to ignore all claims of your insanity because this is how I get my paycheck. That's not fair.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
What is your name? Anne Hemmelgarn. Are you insane? Do you have a diagnosed mental illness? Yes.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
Who is your doctor? Allie Fish. No, Kristol. Wait, I'm confused. We may have a case here.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
Before I let the prosecutor badger my witness, I'd like to call in my social worker. I think we may have an insanity case.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
Before I swear you in, I'd like to express my personal disappointment, b/c I was the one who threw the huck &I wanted you to be in the EZ.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
Are you disappointed in me or in you? I'm not sure.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @madiwerb: @ChicagoNemesis Let the record show that the @wildwestjanes love you guys right now ❤️❤️#jltl #nemelove #dammitpatrice
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
We would periscope, but you know, ESPN rights.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
Now we will hear Nemesis v. Anne for excessive celebration. And politeness.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @PulledDisc: It is easier to understand whatever the expletive #malortcourt thing @ChicagoNemesis is doing on twitter than @ESPN3 semis …
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
To commemorate, the RBF club has an Abby RBF cake. http://t.co/qekiRVkiCO
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
Let the record show that Jackie's malort shot tasted like poop.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
Abby Shure has been officially inducted into the Resting Bitch Face.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
#malortcourt is separate from all other jurisdictions. There is no law that we can't try Jackie again for the same crime!
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:47 p.m. Retweet
Therefore, we'd like Jackie to take another shot of malort. Half shot. Three-quarters shot.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Did your mother ever promise your something growing up? Do you remember being horrifically disappointed when someone didn't follow through?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
On the verge of tears: I would argue that your childhood has everything to do with your adulthood. Counsel, we've talked about this.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Objection: Your childhood has nothing to do with your adulthood.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:45 p.m. Retweet
Is there a reason that the defense can defend before I'm done prosecuting?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
When you were little, a child, did your mother ever take you someplace special?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:44 p.m. Retweet
Your honor, I'd like to point out this is a waste of the court's resource. She was found guilty last year.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
Can you tell me how this team garnered strategy before tournaments? From Beef. What does Beef do to get strategy. She watches stuff.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
The court will now here the team v. Jackie for forgetting the HDMI cord, again.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
Do you swear to tell the whole truth, the LOOK AT ME I do. You closed your eyes when you said that, I'm not sure if I believe you.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:41 p.m. Retweet
Isn't this double jeopardy? No such thing in #malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:40 p.m. Retweet
Our loser in fantasy will take the ACT. Dobby, get studying.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
It's confirmed that she's not guilty, but she will take a half-shot because it's Dobby. #friendshot
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
This is a kind-hearted teammate, who just wanted to help out her teammates! And get a little something on the side.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
Did it affect your teammates negatively? Or did it affect you negatively?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
Why did you pick these QBs? They were attractive? SHE PICKED PEYTON MANNING .
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:38 p.m. Retweet
I'm going to say that you're a good girl and that you just wanted to have fun. Sidebar.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
From the jury: "Meagles, do YOU know how fantasy works?" No, that's why I asked. YOUR HONOR, She's eating!
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
Did you know that that was not something you do? To be honest, I didn't know that either.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
This has expanded to a class action suit.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Could you tell me how fantasy football works? Honestly, no.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Would you please state your name for the court? Dobby.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Next case: Allie v. Dobby, infraction: having four QBs in fantasy.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
It's like liquid turf burn. It tastes like Beef's wig. Gasoline. It tastes like I got shampoo in my mouth, which happens a lot by the way.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Hadel: Congratulations, ladies, the nemepups die tonight. #ripYIP
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Due to a previous agreement, the Alpha Dog of the pup litter will be shotgunning a beer instead.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Therefore, ALL of the pups, must take a shot of malort. We need 4 shots for the pups and 1 for the alpha dog.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Judge Beef: We have this group called the "pups," that didn't help their brethren, even knowing their inabilities to get on the flights.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
do you, or do you not, have teammates that could have helped you?? Hadel: I FUCKING TRIED.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
and just because I really like saying this, I REST MY CASE!
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