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TEAM Nemesis

Nemesis

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@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
Wait, judge, @tweetsbytots promised to update the handbook for Nemesis. And then @tweetsbytots left, so I can't fully be blamed.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
So never in 2013, did you ever reference the groupme handbook rules? That's a f***ing lie!! You weren't on the 2013 GroupMe! Ok, rewind.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
Oh? Well, we were mostly scared of everyone on the team. So we really just talked to each other.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
So in 2013, you sent out the handbook so everyone would know how to use the groupme. No.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
Why did we start the groupme? To disseminate important information.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
And when you joined Nemesis (in 2013), was there a GroupMe that everyone was on? Well, it wasn't active.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
The rulebook was created by myself and Rebecca C. Moore.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
I feel like I'm getting badgered.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
To discuss @UMichFlywheel on the stand would incriminate me because the groupme handbook originated with Flywheel.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
JJ, because you're going to anyway, can you take the next 30 seconds to tell us how awesome your college team was @UMichFlywheel
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
Risa on Malort: Well, it smells good.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
Risa wants to share with her best friend. Nope. Dyer not having it. DOWN IN ONE. DOWN IN ONE.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
Repeat offenders ought to be tried with a more serious punishment. A shot nad a half.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
We would like to have Risa take a single shot, but go on to prosecute the REASON why we did not know what would cause infractions.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
Because we live in a lawless society. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
JJ would like to blame @tweetsbytots
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
Risa, repeat offender, everyone's groupme infraction extraordinaire. But, there were violators because the rulebook that was not presented.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
Risa has just brought evidence against JJ & Carol. #crap #dammit #ISTANDWITHRISA
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Let's hear the actual violations of the groupme.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Do you know anyone else who violated the groupme? In my defense, I took screenshots of people who also violated the groupme, too.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Let me count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,.... and that was only partial of it." "ESL guys"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Wait, but Kim used the groupme to tell a riddle. But that was team related. Well, mine was too. We took Southwest... to nationals...
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
OH and it's in the groupme! So you use the groupme to tell a joke!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
Ok, but when you heard the joke on Southwest, how did you tell us? They don't let Peter Pan on Southwest b/c he never never lands.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
How would you share this joke with the team? Do you have any sort of technology? I'm not really good with technology.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
Japanese is my second language. The Japanese love technology!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
Will you tell us the joke I said at lunch? Ok, but what if the entire team just *poof* disappeared.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A CASE THAT DOESN'T CHANGE.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
Can you please state your name for the court? Puppy dog face. WE WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
Large case coming up. Class action. Several complaints filed. The Team v. Risa (again). #recidivism
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
On malort: It's like chewing rubber.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
The Court finds it necessary for you to take a shot for impregnating a player!! #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
And what were you doing in the basement? Working? I prefer, "playing"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
Meagles, can you please take the stand?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
And what is going on in there? I'm creating a future neme-player.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
I'd like the witness to remove her sport coat. She is not wearing pants. And I'd like to point out she was not wearing pants in the basement
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
And now, 6 months later, huh, well I'd like to call a witness now.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
Could you clarify? And who was there with you? Was it Meagles? It might have been. I have a hard time remembering.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
Let's say for a sec that it WAS meagles and you were "working" in the basement.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
Well, while you were "working in the basement", was anyone else there with you?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Meagles: I need to recuse myself because he is my husband, so I'd like to be the defense on this case.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Well I was working in the basement... Oh is that what we're calling it?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Please state the charges. The defendant is unaware of the charges. Can you tell us what you were doing on April 19th or 20th of this year?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
Next up, the case of The Team vs. Tennessee James.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
Kim, that defense did not work! But it was really funny.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
Anne on malort: "minty. licorice." She's crazy. Insane. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:59 p.m. Retweet
The court has come to a decision. We find Anne AND Colton guilty. Why? Not sure. But it doesn't help that you're not wearing pants.
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