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TEAM Newcastle 2

Newcastle 2

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@tooniclem   Saturday June 9th, 2018, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
Emily just explained how all this time she thought pay-per-view was actually called paper view. #BoneAppTheTeeth
@tooniclem   Saturday April 23rd, 2016, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @WaterproofAhmed: Family WhatsApp groups and what their structure, dynamics and subjects reveal about the family #SomeoneShouldWriteAPap…
@tooniclem   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
I just watched 11 minutes of goats riding on a cable car and it was fantastic
@tooniclem   Thursday February 25th, 2016, 11:53 a.m. Retweet
None of these people are actually waiting to get on a train #spotters https://t.co/gVwsldHctL
@tooniclem   Sunday January 31st, 2016, 12:44 p.m. Retweet
I've done the science and can now confirm that outdoor swimming in January is painful beyond belief
@tooniclem   Wednesday December 30th, 2015, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @brainpicker: It's here! The annual look back upon the best of Brain Pickings in 2015 https://t.co/qasx512NqE https://t.co/WGuftlUm72
@tooniclem   Monday December 28th, 2015, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Just saw the living incarnation of Hans Moleman in the club
@tooniclem   Monday December 14th, 2015, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
Why is Mickey Mouse seemingly spunking over a mountain of Disney character corpses in St Pancras station right now https://t.co/WAXPh8L3LM
@tooniclem   Monday December 14th, 2015, 6:25 p.m. Retweet
I would like to know why there's a Mickey Mouse shrine seemingly spunking over a mountain of Disney corpses in St Pancras station right now
@tooniclem   Thursday December 10th, 2015, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
Getting so sick of people trying to bash my door in thinking my room is theirs at hotels. It's a 1-20 number, it's not that hard.
@tooniclem   Thursday November 12th, 2015, 6:46 a.m. Retweet
About to become one of those wankers working on their laptop on the tube
@tooniclem   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
God I want a brown suit #SPECTRE
@tooniclem   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
God damn these Australians are some very pretty men. #AusvArg #mancrush
@tooniclem   Sunday October 25th, 2015, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
Currently drinking at the same hotel as the Australian rugby squad. Need to prove my worth
@tooniclem   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
You know you're in a hipster hotel when there's a guy walking around in a short sleeve Tweed jacket
@tooniclem   Saturday September 12th, 2015, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
Definitely having nachos for tea tonight! #mcfc
@tooniclem   Sunday August 9th, 2015, 12:14 p.m. Retweet
Compulsory tweet from the middle of the pitch at Lords
@tooniclem   Wednesday August 5th, 2015, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
In my continual strive to push the boundaries of modern cuisine I've just buttered a tortilla wrap. #ButterAllTheThings
@tooniclem   Friday July 31st, 2015, 8:35 p.m. Retweet
Just ate my first ever testicle. Then went back for 2 and 3.
@tooniclem   Wednesday July 29th, 2015, 10:55 p.m. Retweet
There's no Groupon for elocution lessons #AmericanProblems
@tooniclem   Monday July 13th, 2015, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
The house of lords smells distinctly of sausages
@tooniclem   Monday July 6th, 2015, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
In one of my most English encounters yet a girl apologised to me for screaming when I accidentally soaked her in ice water.
@tooniclem   Monday July 6th, 2015, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
In a bizarre turn it seems twisting my ankle the other day has actually cured a long term toe injury I've had #OneWeirdTrick #PhysiosHateHim
@tooniclem   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
Asian Leon at Brixton station had better be getting a great bonus this year. #escalatorking @TfL
@tooniclem   Thursday May 7th, 2015, 10:37 a.m. Retweet
Currently suffering from a bit of electile dysfunction. Proxy don't let me down.
@tooniclem   Tuesday May 5th, 2015, 10:38 a.m. Retweet
Siemens have their own ice cream van. Take that other companies.
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 29th, 2015, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
It seems the locals aren't reacting well to my attempts at speaking German by putting an accent onto simple English. May not last the week.
@tooniclem   Monday April 27th, 2015, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
This is so weird. McDonald's in Germany actually resembles food! Looks like the picture and everything
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 8th, 2015, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
Not entirely sure yet but starting to think that for a moderately well off white person, New York > London
@tooniclem   Wednesday April 8th, 2015, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
I'm told theres a plot, although I'm not sure I know exactly what it was. Nevertheless had an awesome experience at sleep no more NYC.
@tooniclem   Monday March 23rd, 2015, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
I managed to headbutt the coat hook when standing up from the toilet today. I'd like to say #tallpersonproblems but I think I'm just a moron
@tooniclem   Wednesday March 11th, 2015, 1:29 p.m. Retweet
Nearly a months rent on one romantic meal. After this I'll try my hand at fiscal responsibility #honest
@tooniclem   Saturday March 7th, 2015, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
Just when I thought I had started to get a grasp on local slang, a girl describes a lemur as 'yur man'. At this point I just give up.
@tooniclem   Monday March 2nd, 2015, 1:28 p.m. Retweet
I arrived at the office today to chants of "you can stick your fucking chariots up your arse"
@tooniclem   Friday February 27th, 2015, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @NoiseyMusic: RIP Leonard Nimoy: Star Trek actor, occasional whale music narrator, and all-time hero. http://t.co/j0ll7TXGTA http://t.co…
@tooniclem   Friday February 27th, 2015, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
A bottle of local single malt, new house of cards and tinder. Friday night life on international business trips. #LoveDublin
@tooniclem   Friday February 27th, 2015, 12:40 p.m. Retweet
I saw white and gold this morning. 5 hours later the exact same image looks blue and black and I can't switch back. Wtf is happening?!
@tooniclem   Tuesday February 24th, 2015, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
My first ever Wagner! The #ROHhollander begins...
@tooniclem   Saturday February 14th, 2015, 1:22 p.m. Retweet
Just tried to put coins in an old fashioned card slot. This preflight lunchtime cocktail may have gone to my head
@tooniclem   Thursday January 29th, 2015, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
My metro train looks like it just trundled out of 60s Russia. Its actually adorable
@tooniclem   Monday January 26th, 2015, 10:20 a.m. Retweet
I think I have become 'the guy who drinks weird looking smoothies' at work. Not exactly the reputation I wanted, but it could be worse
@tooniclem   Monday January 19th, 2015, 11:26 a.m. Retweet
Talking hurts today. #Seahawks
@tooniclem   Monday January 19th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
Ho Lee shit. Its like I just gravitate towards teams that put me through stress. #gohawks #MCFC
@tooniclem   Thursday January 15th, 2015, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
I'm actually about to use the phrase 'promote synergy' in an entirely un-ironic and professional way. #corporatebitch #likeaboss
@tooniclem   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 4:48 a.m. Retweet
Going all night long in Kingston. New favourite pub.
@tooniclem   Sunday January 11th, 2015, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
The skittles have been opened. Its beastquake time #GoHawks
@tooniclem   Tuesday January 6th, 2015, 9:30 a.m. Retweet
You want me to spend 7 weeks working in Dublin boss? Including spending St Patrick's day there? I begrudgingly accept.
@tooniclem   Monday December 29th, 2014, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @rechardshirman: THE ROAD GOES THROUGH SEATTLE #GOHAWKS http://t.co/VpKkQY0qLi
@tooniclem   Sunday December 28th, 2014, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Huzzah my house has successfully defended itself against burglars all Christmas
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