| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Dig the Pig | 11 - 1 | 0.917 | 128 | 69 | +59 |
| 2 | Stall Zero Heroes | 11 - 2 | 0.846 | 132 | 92 | +40 |
| 3 | Huck Huck Goose | 9 - 3 | 0.750 | 140 | 74 | +66 |
| 4 | Thor's Hammer | 7 - 4 | 0.636 | 105 | 92 | +13 |
| 5 | Octopus Prime | 5 - 6 | 0.455 | 95 | 94 | +1 |
| 6 | Majorana Meatballs | 5 - 6 | 0.455 | 59 | 93 | -34 |
| 7 | Jimbies | 4 - 7 | 0.364 | 96 | 105 | -9 |
| 8 | Team 6 | 3 - 8 | 0.273 | 77 | 113 | -36 |
| 9 | The Harambes | 2 - 9 | 0.182 | 22 | 99 | -77 |
| 10 | Leaky Faucets | 0 - 11 | 0.000 | 0 | 23 | -23 |
