@spank_ultimate

@spank_ultimate is the Twitter account for Penn State (USAU College Open - 2010-2011)

Games involving @spank_ultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 9 - 15 Pittsburgh 25 tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 15 - 9 Ohio State 2 tweets
April 30th, 2011 Penn State 12 - 11 Kenyon 3 tweets
April 23rd, 2011 Penn State 11 - 7 Carnegie-Mellon 5 tweets
March 20th, 2011 Penn State 15 - 3 Carnegie-Mellon 2 tweets
November 14th, 2010 Penn State 15 - 9 Millersville 1 tweet
November 13th, 2010 Penn State 0 - 0 Millersville 1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 6:35 p.m. Retweet
we turn and they hit a dime ball. 0-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Game versus Vermont getting ready to start. Wind has picked up. Starting on O. Game being televised on ESPN 92 the… https://t.co/MWnHhVD4w3
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
Bye week update: Coach Boris is spitting game (per usual) https://t.co/iuhsaxLYGA
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
We do not win. Good game @NCSUalpha
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
Backfield turnover and they punch it in. 7-10. Second half team ??
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Chilly O. Downtown to Lobster. Jeremy Lomg sliced up a mark to bust things loose. 8-7. Anonymous spank player: ‘I… https://t.co/DcDqapWzNs
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
We make them work it but they hold. 8-6.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Your moms favorite d line (O 3) is out… starting on D for the second half.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
Super low key they break. Don’t sleep on the fact that 18 year old Kyle Incollingo totally sonned a 29 year old on their team. 6-6.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
Zhu, Shane & Max march it up the field against their saggy zone. Max toes the edge and we score and,,, call a timeout ?!? 6-4… (one chance)
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
They hold on a nice IO huck 5-4.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:12 p.m. Retweet
Had to walk Rad to the injury tent. NC State held while I was gone. Unrelated - I took a pit stop in the bathroom… https://t.co/jZA2LlTy1S
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Sam gets his like 9th d of the day. Worlds player Alex Mullen tip toes. We break 4-2. https://t.co/7eZLJgFLTA
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
shane loves that skinny blade to the other side of the field and lobster loves slime. we all love slime though. 3-2.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
Carter pushes their guy as a silly joke, they throw to like their summer league mvp or something, 2s.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Ben Zhu to Moose, “nah like you understand math”
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Micah and Sam make two big grabs to save possession, Mullen rips a flick to Nate Long’s little brother. We break, 2-1
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
don’t look now but coach Li is a front runner for GQ man of the year https://t.co/ZJZOCbeX6I
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
Slimey mike leaves goop all over the field and we hold. 1-1.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
Shane just got a d and is discussing a foul from the ground. Tensions are running high and anything could happen. S… https://t.co/tP0lZEQZ4r
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
UPDATE: folks @motel6 gave away 4 of our rooms last night (super cool). Thankfully we were able to find refuge in… https://t.co/RQ2YTfMDoQ
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
Casey Mann throws a Callahan 11-7
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:06 p.m. Retweet
Mullen throws a massive huck that results in a BREAK at the end of the point 8-7
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
Great sideline throw by Max to Mo for the hold 8-6
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
Zhu hucks it to a DIVING mike for the hold 6-5
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 2:19 p.m. Retweet
Spank gets ANOTHER break to Micah!!!!!! 3-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
Spank gets a quick break point to Micah‼️‼️‼️ 2-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 2:12 p.m. Retweet
Max to Schlobby for the hold 1-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
OSU breaks for the first point of the game, 0-1
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 1:51 p.m. Retweet
We are starting off QCTU with a 9 AM matchup versus Ohio State!!
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 11th, 2022, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
It’s been a while QCTU…..see you tomorrow 🍽 https://t.co/Z9v1IWUE3D
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 6th, 2022, 7:10 a.m. Retweet
RT @bzblackbelt: Nobody: My Ex: “Hi, I hope all is well for you. Was sitting in a holy hour praying, and your name came to mind. I want y…
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 6th, 2022, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
“When I’m wealthy I’m bad at doing wealthy people things”- Jack playing poker
@spank_ultimate   Thursday February 3rd, 2022, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
This is CRAZY! Thank you everyone for voting for Boris, he’s a Callahan Finalist 💪🏼 https://t.co/4pbnBnKsnW
@spank_ultimate   Sunday January 30th, 2022, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
Congrats to Carter Monroe for the second dub of the weekend, the you suck disk. He face planted from a cramp on his… https://t.co/j0KEfkkbYV
@spank_ultimate   Sunday January 30th, 2022, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Finished up our first tournament of the semester. 0-2 on the day, 12-13 against @seamenultimate and 11-14 against… https://t.co/cZCimMlaHX
@spank_ultimate   Saturday January 29th, 2022, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
Everyone’s super excited for their Jimmy’s famous hot dogs after playing @Duke_Brimstone, final score ~8-15 https://t.co/LKVbH7VdVl
@spank_ultimate   Saturday January 29th, 2022, 9:24 p.m. Retweet
Another bag secured 💰 We take a victory 15-9 against @Duke_Brimstone
@spank_ultimate   Saturday January 29th, 2022, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
This just in: we have Boris with a post-game interview following a 5-15 loss to @UNC_Darkside https://t.co/yj0EOMY8VN
@spank_ultimate   Saturday January 29th, 2022, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
Carolina Kickoff is underway. We take game 1 against @Nomads_Ultimate 10-6
@spank_ultimate   Thursday January 27th, 2022, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Just days away from our first tournament of the spring, here is your Spank for spring 2022 🍽 (cr: @TayaraRomero) https://t.co/6hEILuvkCs
@spank_ultimate   Thursday January 20th, 2022, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
As Confucius once said “If you sag off, you’re swags off” #snipergang
@spank_ultimate   Thursday January 20th, 2022, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
Its GAMEDAY! Spank takes their talent to the hardwood in a classic matchup against @LovetapDisc. Live from the Intr… https://t.co/ySK7uwhbJY
@spank_ultimate   Sunday January 16th, 2022, 2:44 a.m. Retweet
Fun Fact #3: Astroturf turns knees into raw beef, would not recommend
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday January 12th, 2022, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Fun Fact #2: the chicken wing is always a game ready throw
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday January 11th, 2022, 4:36 a.m. Retweet
Fun Fact #1: Frisbee plastic turns to solid metal at temperatures below 32 degrees
@spank_ultimate   Saturday January 1st, 2022, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
Please make your top resolution to be opening a location in State College….please 🎆 https://t.co/yBiXeW45qt
@spank_ultimate   Saturday January 1st, 2022, 8:58 p.m. Retweet
Here’s to opening a location in State College 🎊 https://t.co/yBiXeW45qt
@spank_ultimate   Friday December 31st, 2021, 9:58 p.m. Retweet
The CDC recommends a 2 year quarantine for anyone who spikes the disc on its edge after scoring. We don’t make the rules…
@spank_ultimate   Saturday December 18th, 2021, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
FALL HIGHLIGHTS are up, check them out here 😤😤 https://t.co/FHhvaoOFKE
@spank_ultimate   Monday December 13th, 2021, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ultiworld: Penn State @spank_ultimate's Boris Li for Callahan 2021 -> https://t.co/mx9xO4dyTf https://t.co/iZzNojGRK7
@spank_ultimate   Saturday December 11th, 2021, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
CALLAHAN VOTING IS OPEN!! Make sure to vote for Boris so he gets the recognition he deserves 🥇 https://t.co/npUeDPFwpg
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday December 8th, 2021, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s our honor to nominate Boris Li for Callahan 2021! Voting starts December 10th so mark y… https://t.co/0mI3keVs6q
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday December 8th, 2021, 6:54 p.m. Retweet
Ladies and gentlemen, we are honored to nominate Boris Li for Callahan 2021! Voting starts December 10th, so mark… https://t.co/YTs5KKzt8g
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 7:57 p.m. Retweet
Micah wins the You Suck Disc for this weekend for: Not calling stall all tournament, spoiling an entire anime plot,… https://t.co/zCDVfDztDf
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
Next game against @seamenultimate Don’t expect accurate scores after the last game, my brain is dog water
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
i’m actually certified dumb and the score was really 10-11 loss on uni so I’m not tweeting anymore because this is actually embarrassing
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
Apparently I can’t keep score and I’m stupid so it was actually 9-10
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
8-10 Hard cap good game @TempleUltimateM
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
Cárter to Rad for the frisking break baby! 7-8
@spank_ultimate   Sunday December 5th, 2021, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
Mike is soooooooooooo slimy 5-7
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