@spank_ultimate

@spank_ultimate is the Twitter account for Penn State (USAU College Open - 2010-2011)

Games involving @spank_ultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 9 - 15 Pittsburgh 25 tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 15 - 9 Ohio State 2 tweets
April 30th, 2011 Penn State 12 - 11 Kenyon 3 tweets
April 23rd, 2011 Penn State 11 - 7 Carnegie-Mellon 5 tweets
March 20th, 2011 Penn State 15 - 3 Carnegie-Mellon 2 tweets
November 14th, 2010 Penn State 15 - 9 Millersville 1 tweet
November 13th, 2010 Penn State 0 - 0 Millersville 1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 6:14 p.m. Retweet
15:8 final score against JHU. Good game danger zone! Cornell B up next!
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
Lank finds lank. Shane puts it into benji’s lap and it’s time for water. 💦💦💦
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
some confusion for score. settled at 7-4, with a fourth chance to break for half
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 5:13 p.m. Retweet
A high flying blade lands cleanly with M DZ. 6-3 We still haven’t found out about hot dogs and concessions
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
About to play John Hopkins. Apparently their team led by Hopkins coach @Marslian cleared a twerk off at half. Keep it cheeky!
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
Final score 15:8. Good game liberty! I heard they were selling hot dogs. It might be glizzy szn
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Apparently it’s 12-6. Big Z hit a griddy after doing a forced cartwheel in the end zone
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
After max told us we played mediocre that half, we are playing slightly better than mediocre. I don’t know the score
@spank_ultimate   Saturday April 2nd, 2022, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
Kinda wacked that we just took half 8-5 against liberty. Back on D after half
@spank_ultimate   Friday April 1st, 2022, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
The fellas are en route to Axton, VA for ACO this weekend. First game tomorrow at 10:50- let’s eat 🍽 https://t.co/yjxsr7yMFh
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 25th, 2022, 2:31 p.m. Retweet
I may or may not have a image of our team logo. Looks like @buglesofficial will be our logo until I find one, could be worse
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
Hey @buglesofficial , do you like our #NewProfiePic ? @CrisisUltimate and us are massive fans. Ever consider spon… https://t.co/lOMGUN8M39
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday March 22nd, 2022, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
#NewProfilePic @Bugles Hey Bugles, you ever consider sponsoring a sports team? https://t.co/BAptDm4Zwd
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 18th, 2022, 11:11 a.m. Retweet
It’s so nice, i’ll post the same scenery twice See you soon Bigler, you looked great this morning 😘 https://t.co/TiBvJSZyVl
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 11th, 2022, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
In case anyone was wondering, High Tide has been conquered by us and @CrisisUltimate as it should be https://t.co/VYmDdm3oqx
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 11th, 2022, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
@CrisisUltimate we don’t deserve you 💖
@spank_ultimate   Thursday March 10th, 2022, 7:15 a.m. Retweet
“It’s a slay or be slayed world”- Anonymous Turtle
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
Happy International Women’s Day! We love @CrisisUltimate and appreciate all they do!
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday March 9th, 2022, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
I have been lacking with the High Tide live tweets, prepare for tournament and house updates with @CrisisUltimate
@spank_ultimate   Sunday March 6th, 2022, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
RT @HTU_Info: We're back and can't wait to fling some plastic!
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 4th, 2022, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
Myrtle Beach Cookout employees when they see me get a tray and milkshake for breakfast 7 mornings in a row this we… https://t.co/HBWIBXjvfE
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 4th, 2022, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
Lobsters immaculate cake winning is another point https://t.co/r9WX7W4cOB
@spank_ultimate   Friday March 4th, 2022, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
SPANK UP 1-3 against club dodgeballs nasty served
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday March 2nd, 2022, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
why is twitter consistently compelled to notify me every time Brodie Smith tweets something
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 25th, 2022, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
*thinks that we will have indoor practice since campus closes at 10pm due to weather and practice is 8-10pm* Club… https://t.co/2gRtEsfHR3
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 25th, 2022, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
At least we have no classes tomorrow
@spank_ultimate   Monday February 21st, 2022, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
Someone better call a plumber and a veterinarian, cus Lobster has some major drip 💦 https://t.co/2rNJaC7ncm
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 20th, 2022, 10:15 p.m. Retweet
Just wanna give another huge congrats to Brodie and Abby for dancing for 46 hours straight. No sitting, no sleeping… https://t.co/Q11Opv8Dey
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 19th, 2022, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
A rock band playing September and now Sweet Emotion, talk about range
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 19th, 2022, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
Just got a coffee, and Ain’t no Mountain High Enough is on, life is gooood
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 19th, 2022, 1:39 p.m. Retweet
Live tweeting day 2, numbers are somewhat low, but spirits are exponentially higher https://t.co/6DWUKOI5YK
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 18th, 2022, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
Orchesis dance group with a stellar dance performance. They danced to Electric Love, automatic 10/10
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 18th, 2022, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Last performance was a duet, not sure what the song was but great chemistry from the singers 7.9/10 for me dawg
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 18th, 2022, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
We are locked and loaded. Got a wide area in section 102, entrance was a little hectic but we stayed frosty
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 18th, 2022, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
@CrisisUltimate Super out of pocket
@spank_ultimate   Friday February 18th, 2022, 5:26 p.m. Retweet
TODAY IS THON! Shoutout do our ultimate dancers: Abby representing @CrisisUltimate and Brody for Spank and… https://t.co/usIY0P77ND
@spank_ultimate   Thursday February 17th, 2022, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🌞🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 ☁️🟦☁️🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🧎🏼‍♂️🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not wordle, just me staring at the perfectly snow free outdoo… https://t.co/zFJmgLUpjM
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 4:49 p.m. Retweet
-Shakily signed his name like a 2nd grader who just learned cursive -Got in a digestive battle the next morning and… https://t.co/YCwirEzydZ
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Jeremy’s series of unfortunate events at the Foot of the Mtn Cafe: -Nearly killed at the hands of a ‘Hot’ Buffalo… https://t.co/QVdDS9uKS3
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 4:11 p.m. Retweet
Alex Mullen world takeover. Maybe I was holding him back the whole time??? Micah, Tokarz and the whole gang were t… https://t.co/NjyoRD0Gaf
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
Sam layout d to get it back, Max pretty inside to Mike 12-10. #ratherhaveakayak
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
Uhhhhh what had happened was 11-9
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
Break train rolling. Suffocating defense #NoBubbles Zhu powers upline and grabs a push pass from Nate Donaher 11-8
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
Alex Mullen gets the d and then goes every other. Walks them up the field like a dog on a leash. 10-8.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
They break us out of half and then Max buys a one way ticket to downtown Sean brown. 9-8
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
It’s 5 O’Clock somewhere plays on a speaker as I finish my 8th granola bar of the morning. Sam flirting with the… https://t.co/uHoIiUaXCP
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
They forget to cover Mike as a treat. We take half 8-7
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
We get like 8 ds, AK and someone on their team kissed after AK used the lord’s name in vain contesting a call. Eve… https://t.co/O328NRFxFf
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Lobster is the proud recipient of steaming hot slime ball. 6s
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
We really make them work, but they hold 5-6.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Great d by Carter and Sam tactically floats a fake upline into the middle of the stack and garbage hands benjals collects the trash. 5s
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
Shane roofs 2 nomad riders in the backfield and lob sneaks one into Jeremy’s clutches. 4-5
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
Mullen sacks up on a deep, steady offense and Carter ‘Phil’ Monroe finds Benjals in the end zone. Stone cold stunner to the Pringle dome. 3s
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
I’m faded off 3-5 nature valley crunchy granola bars. Down 0-1 to start.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
Ben zhu loses his uni win virginity as AK get wide open in the end zone. Owen who???? Winners get all of the snack… https://t.co/DAyqffsWrG
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
Mullen with an onside pull and AK shoots to Carter, Carter gets burnt on the next point 11s, universe
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
DEVELOPING STORY: Rad disappeared for like 50 minutes and then returns and says ‘he’s been here the whole time’ B… https://t.co/D67KCf4Nq9
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 2:09 p.m. Retweet
9s. I got yelled at :( New plan: less tweets more sideline talk
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
Max to mike, a return to normalcy if you will. 9-8
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
Long point, they break us (awkward) 8-7.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:50 p.m. Retweet
Sam Barnett inks a 2 year / $6.9 Mil NIL deal with @CookOut - breakfast of champions. https://t.co/dCJk5iQc2s
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:47 p.m. Retweet
AK swallows an upline and worlds MVP Alex Mullen shoots downtown to Sean Brown. The youths are balling out. We just broke for half. 8-6.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
They throw a zone and our handlers go to work. Chillier than the walk from East to the Forum for an 8am in January.… https://t.co/2knctgNXMy
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:37 p.m. Retweet
Just tights is slightly a problem. 6-6.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
Just tights cross field hammer. 6-5.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:31 p.m. Retweet
Bookends for Mo Burrow. ‘Aw man. I’m fucking gassed. I have to play in the Super Bowl later today’ 6-4. https://t.co/8GI35YAIbt
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:30 p.m. Retweet
Carter getting a little too chummy with their coach. https://t.co/Ew5BnggvQa
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:25 p.m. Retweet
Just tights touched it. We didn’t get down there. He throws a nice huck I guess :( 5-4.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
Someone tell them to play defense on Max and Mike. 5-3
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:22 p.m. Retweet
Nice d from AK but he was bored of playing offense so he threw it onto the ground near our end zone. They hold. 4-3?
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:19 p.m. Retweet
They hate fun and throw a zone. Kyle is a menace in the handler space to get the ball back twice for our O line.… https://t.co/yHThffGd7Q
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
Their guy (wearing just tights and a hoodie?) floats a pretty IO flick in the wind. 3-2.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:13 p.m. Retweet
Mullen giant pull and they turn on the goal line. Max to Zhu and spank is rolling early. 3-1. We’re renaming our team Alex Mullen.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 1:11 p.m. Retweet
Forgot to tweet. Having way 2 much fun!! Mullen rips upwind to a wide open and rad deposits to Sam. Money in the b… https://t.co/vOv0pUuhcf
@spank_ultimate   Sunday February 13th, 2022, 12:09 p.m. Retweet
Good morning from Rock Hill. Shane ‘the ripper Donaher’ just housed 4 yogurts. And to the humble Microtel, this i… https://t.co/cbSKKeoG63
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
Jeremy sky ball, benjals puts one of each of his moose balls in two different people’s mouths. 3-11… don’t call it a comeback
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
Downtown Sean Brown found a more muscular version of John Meyer to throw to him. I think his name is Phil? 2-10 Vermont
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 7:14 p.m. Retweet
Spank leads 10-8. Shane just punted a water bottle into the Atlantic Ocean and blew a snot rocket halfway to Port… https://t.co/bpHN3RFAxJ
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
#19 from spank (not sure what his name is) tried to play a point. Didn’t go so well. He is on the ground writhing i… https://t.co/AHZFHRl3Mu
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
Alex Mullen is about to go Lebron James down 3-1 mode. Heard it here first. https://t.co/ZdOgeYVXmF
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 6:41 p.m. Retweet
Had something going until we didn’t. Boris punches Jordan in the face out of frustration. 0-4. Don’t call it a comeback.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday February 12th, 2022, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
another quick turn and they punch it in. 0-3. Ben ‘Loves that Shit’ Tokarz is lining up on O line. Watch out.
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