@spank_ultimate

@spank_ultimate is the Twitter account for Penn State (USAU College Open - 2010-2011)

Games involving @spank_ultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 9 - 15 Pittsburgh 25 tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 15 - 9 Ohio State 2 tweets
April 30th, 2011 Penn State 12 - 11 Kenyon 3 tweets
April 23rd, 2011 Penn State 11 - 7 Carnegie-Mellon 5 tweets
March 20th, 2011 Penn State 15 - 3 Carnegie-Mellon 2 tweets
November 14th, 2010 Penn State 15 - 9 Millersville 1 tweet
November 13th, 2010 Penn State 0 - 0 Millersville 1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
THEY CALLED A TIMEOUT OUR CLOTHES ARE OFF
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
Douglas “Brian” Hoyer capitalizes to make it 3-2 (good throw Alexander)
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
Rad gets the bookends thats 5-2. Wiss Naytch is rolling.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
Sam shows off why he ~almost~ made phantom with a techy throw to Logan 2-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
Steve Harvey Punches in the break to make it 4-2. THATS A GOOD ANSWER
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
WVU punches it in, a sad 2-1 tweet
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
Even tho that point was sloppy, Casey Ramstad looked GREAT flinging his body around out there
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
Potentially the longest point ever ends with a Doug “Brian” Hoyer DEEP BOMB to josh to tie it up at 1
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
2-1 Ex. Expect exact excellence. Roll Ex.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
1-1. Pats bouta hop in this biz and do it for Wiss Nation 🐶
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
Tok with literally the worst pull of the century, I think a toddler could have done better seriously. Wvu takes ove… https://t.co/omcT7Z0hts
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:01 p.m. Retweet
“I was in radians not degrees”
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:59 p.m. Retweet
In round 2: Spank Why kicking off against WVU A‼️💍 (there are dogs on the sideline this is awesome)
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
Ethan also somewhere doing something
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
There have been two MASSIVE roofs already in warm ups, I have a good feeling ab this game 🛖
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
I have relocated to the Spank Why sideline and they have donuts over here, I already like it more #sorrySpankEhx
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:49 p.m. Retweet
Between round injury report: Ethan Landis is still MIA (remaining doubtful), Jeremy Lomg (out- bonked his head too… https://t.co/yFAfFX4txV
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Team Ex Captain and Squash National Champion Alex Wiersbitzky cleated up and ready to go against Lehigh in 15 minutes 🐕🐕🐕🐶
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
It’s the sound of victory my friends, sweet sweet victory. Spank ehx takes down UPJ despite the HARSH winds 🌬🍃 ggz all around lads
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:23 p.m. Retweet
Downtown SB does his best AI over Tye Lue to make it 12-3 Spank Ehx
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:17 p.m. Retweet
*insert incoherent barking and game show noises* Sandbagger scores to make it 11-3
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:14 p.m. Retweet
Some gritty ball is being played here, ADub to DOWNTAHN for 6
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:10 p.m. Retweet
Carter is doing his best Richard Sherman impersonation with some great D which leads to a Notorious POB score
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
UPJ holds to start half grr but POOOOCH RESPONDS WITH A BOMB TO DOWNTOWN SEAN BROWN 8-3 good guys
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
The dollar tree peanut butter has been canceled #iykyk “Can we nom a jar of peanut butter”
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:58 p.m. Retweet
Imagine forgetting to put a number on your jersey order form #sandbagger https://t.co/UhQWrHvHyn
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
Benjals pulls off an inspector gadget arm extendo moment and takes us into half up 7-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:49 p.m. Retweet
I was wondering why there was slime all over the field 5-2 https://t.co/6FlR7vZ3El
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:46 p.m. Retweet
Excellent ball movement leads to a spank score make that 4-2
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:44 p.m. Retweet
We got broken twice, I blame the alleged 3mph winds
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
According to @ShamsCharania, the state college Spank Mates are looking to acquire Patrick Kelly and Jd Thomas for A… https://t.co/n75uxAxdky
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:36 p.m. Retweet
Special agent zhu with the SCORE make it 2-0 (epic defensive defense moment was displayed by Gochis)
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
We strike first in some capacity 1-0
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
THIS JUST IN: Luke Gochis (was QUESTIONABLE) is now active. He is a reliable start in your lineups this weekend
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:30 p.m. Retweet
The boys of fall aka Spank ehx, start out on OFFENSE (barking noises can be heard in the distance)
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
We sent Evan Medrow to Spank Why for cash considerations, a banana, and a player to be named later
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 5:18 a.m. Retweet
Twas the night b4 Phling, when all thru the house no creature was stirring not even Jeremy Lomg. The frisbees were… https://t.co/j7Xc7k9ZyR
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
In 11 hours and 40 mins from now the first Worlds Player ™️ pull will pierce through the sky #FallPhling
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 9th, 2022, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
Down 2 breaks to OSU at half. Quick loss to Michigan earlier but whatever
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 9th, 2022, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
Who’s in charge of this account? We come out on top against Indiana 12-11 on uni. *weird kitten purrs*
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 9th, 2022, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
Our D breaks for half 7-6 against Indiana. #tuckorgohome
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 8th, 2022, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
Just kidding we only lost by 2 breaks.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 8th, 2022, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
Never lose, only learn. Spank falls juuuust short to Case Western 15-0. @FightingGobiesM
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 8th, 2022, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
15-2 final against Loyola Chicago. Pat said, “we some dogs”. One more to go for the day. #dog
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 8th, 2022, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
Irving’s Bagels for half. 8-0 ~ 🖐
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 8th, 2022, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
First game win 15-4. Loyola Chicago on our turf (field 8) next.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 8th, 2022, 2:29 p.m. Retweet
Spank takes half against Akron. 8-1 #sportsarepolitcal
@spank_ultimate   Sunday September 18th, 2022, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
2 weeks from now rookies will have swiped us in to pollock brunch. Stadium clean up will never see us coming #keepworking
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday August 23rd, 2022, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @MLukeSmith: Brainstorming recruiting adds for college frisbee. To me this one just shouts 'fun, fun, fun'. What do you think @spank_u…
@spank_ultimate   Monday August 8th, 2022, 7:17 p.m. Retweet
RT @StealersPitt: Stealers go 4-2 on the weekend to hold seed and finish 7th at Philly Open! https://t.co/u4HEzPmqvR
@spank_ultimate   Monday July 25th, 2022, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
RT @cwultimate: Up bright and early playing @nyc_blueprint. Sam already has 3 layout Ds. Down 5-4 at half.
@spank_ultimate   Sunday July 10th, 2022, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
No kizzy it’s a bdizzle for the pride of P-bury, Pennsylvania - Slimey Mike Dzelzgalvis slimelights below ⬇️ nah m… https://t.co/2adVQyftbC
@spank_ultimate   Monday July 4th, 2022, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
RT @bzblackbelt: Zhu @ the Zoo
@spank_ultimate   Monday June 27th, 2022, 12:47 a.m. Retweet
The Waffle House at 662 Corwin Nixon Blvd, South Lebanon, OH 45065 never stood a chance against Carter Monroe. An… https://t.co/YMDoz7MEdc
@spank_ultimate   Sunday June 26th, 2022, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @StealersPitt: Stealers take home the SCINNY open championship in Cincinnati. The standard is the standard. #Pickettsburgh https://t.co/…
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday June 14th, 2022, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
Spank on 2 🖐 Hooo on 4 🐶 Nothing on 6 💤 BZGB on 8 👧 24 Sam lay out d’s on 10 🚀 Hay un bobote on 12 🎶 Otphj on… https://t.co/dEh7wV05k0
@spank_ultimate   Wednesday May 18th, 2022, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
Just another Penn Stater from outside of Philly (Seattle) https://t.co/9RFYHpNhI0
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday May 17th, 2022, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
He played a real sport. He hails from the Emerald City. He is better than you at smash (melee) and his bedroom ha… https://t.co/vD5UkfvVvK
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday May 17th, 2022, 9:34 p.m. Retweet
He almost made Sockeye. He played a real sport. He is better than you at smash (melee) and his bedroom has flooded… https://t.co/haGDqxx5tF
@spank_ultimate   Monday May 16th, 2022, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
Two truths & a lie: 1. Crisis is slay 2. Ben Zhu gets bitches 3. The best 3 discs in the spank disc bag are cris… https://t.co/xDex1wQV3b
@spank_ultimate   Thursday May 12th, 2022, 10:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @MLukeSmith: PhD defended. The Doctor is in. Pending some paperwork. You know what I mean.
@spank_ultimate   Monday May 9th, 2022, 12:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @MLukeSmith: @spank_ultimate @boris_li99 proud to be an assistant coach on this young team. Fought to a 4th place finish. Great leadersh…
@spank_ultimate   Monday May 9th, 2022, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
Spank closes out the season with a 4th place finish at regionals. We owe one huge thank you to a senior class (& B… https://t.co/snS7LSYQMZ
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:54 p.m. Retweet
Case scores for game 10-13 final
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
Kyle puts up a lofty one and Josh skies at least 8 people 9-11
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Lob to zhu got that quick O-line point. 8-10
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
The wire tried to bail us out but they scored 7-10
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
Josh catches a deep shot in the back of the end zone 7-9
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
We almost scored but we didn’t 6-9
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
Case western made an attempt on Casey’s grandmas life. We just scored right after we don’t mess around 6-8
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
Max to Josh for the score 5-4
@spank_ultimate   Sunday May 8th, 2022, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
SAM TO BENJI FIRST BREAK OF THE GAME 4-2
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