@spank_ultimate

@spank_ultimate is the Twitter account for Penn State (USAU College Open - 2010-2011)

Games involving @spank_ultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 9 - 15 Pittsburgh 25 tweets
May 1st, 2011 Penn State 15 - 9 Ohio State 2 tweets
April 30th, 2011 Penn State 12 - 11 Kenyon 3 tweets
April 23rd, 2011 Penn State 11 - 7 Carnegie-Mellon 5 tweets
March 20th, 2011 Penn State 15 - 3 Carnegie-Mellon 2 tweets
November 14th, 2010 Penn State 15 - 9 Millersville 1 tweet
November 13th, 2010 Penn State 0 - 0 Millersville 1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
Slimiest throw in existence mike -> zhu 12-7
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 7:36 p.m. Retweet
Bennett to Landis 9-5 murdering them with energy
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
Kyle to downtown sb. “He was hella downtown” -Kyle Incollingo 6-4
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
Playing double score with Dartmouth bc of some questionable calls. 5-3 after a textbook pass from Sam to pigeon
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
Big Z with the Big D doug to Logan. Zhu had to be put in timeout 3-1 good guys
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
Shane to pooch for a beautiful hold. 1-0 against Dartmouth 🎯🫦
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
So many D’s on that point, we finished by putting it in. 13-8 gg W&M
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
Nothing crazy, just good O, two holds in a row 12-8. ONE CHANCE!!!
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
10-7. Tokarz is not tweeting but maybe he can start.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
Uhhhh Luke guesses that it is 7-5. Psu will receive out of half.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 5:29 p.m. Retweet
Uhhh 4-2 spank against w&m. Raining?
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
Spank drops game 1 to @UNC_Darkside 13-7. If you count the amount of police reports we filed today as points, it wa… https://t.co/yeb6lGRso4
@spank_ultimate   Saturday November 5th, 2022, 2:57 p.m. Retweet
“Welcome to Wilmington. It sucks here.” - Mr. Rescue
@spank_ultimate   Tuesday October 18th, 2022, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
“Families are like branches on a tree. We grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one.” ~ Ethan Landis https://t.co/4TPUxTbzVL
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
Colton was found to be responsible for the theft of 2 corn dogs from his teammates’ freezer last night #bruh https://t.co/GCZ1KXzjMb
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
7-6. Old heads surge ahead and take half
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Goatgan loves jumping high and catching the disc
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
FEED THE MACHINE. Spank ewhye takes the 6-4 lead over alums
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 5:31 p.m. Retweet
Big z aka z bagger aka master z starts the championship game off w a huuuugeee score
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
Spank ehx falls to Spank alums in semis, spank why takes down New York u in the semis. That sets up a Spank why vs… https://t.co/f9TpuXJgtg
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch to benjals (not sure what the score is) https://t.co/Z29ngEutTj
@spank_ultimate   Sunday October 16th, 2022, 3:57 p.m. Retweet
Day 2 and Boris cannot cover rad
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
Gg alums, it’s been a pleasure as always. You might be old but you’re still pretty good at frisbee. Tip of the cap… https://t.co/62JLE863dC
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
DOGS>WOLVES. POOCH WITH THE MOST DISGUSTING FOOTBLOCK ON FRED IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. SPANK HOLDS- A NUMBER TO A… https://t.co/3qrIe7jyCq
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
11-7. It’s windy, the humidity isn’t quite ideal, the grass isn’t quite soft enough, a lot of ambient noise, not en… https://t.co/2NsJ7yIcI8
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
Boris can’t griddy or get sturdy so it doesn’t even matter that they just scored 10-7 old heads
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:42 p.m. Retweet
Casey with an absolute SEED to flok for 6 #runtheball #movethechains 9-7 old heads
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:40 p.m. Retweet
Pat o breezy with a lit turnt crazy d, the sidelines are barking but it’s not enough to stop the old heads from punching it in 9-6
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
Zhu to the worlds player Alex Mullen has the alums on their heels a bit 8-6
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:35 p.m. Retweet
Michigan 61 yard touchdown run and another alumni score 8-5 #sad
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Connor “mom” moss is sneakily applying sun screen, this second half could get wild quickly
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
Old heads take half 7-5. Lotta football left to be played
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:26 p.m. Retweet
SAM DEEEEEP TO FLOK FOR THE SCORE 6-5. Update: Sam is like that
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
CarterBruh to Goatgan 5-4 old heads #thereisfightinthesedogs
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
Z w a great hit to CarterBruh, give us that score baby
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:13 p.m. Retweet
What matters more than the score of this game? Camaraderie and fun. Let’s cherish these moments with friends instea… https://t.co/uO0voBA77S
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
The worlds player himself… absolute dime ball from Mullen to Casey for a score. 3-2 old heads (but technically 3-2 youngins)
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
Mo Burrow scored for alumni but technically he’s not an alum so 2-1 youngins
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 5:57 p.m. Retweet
Might have been an alum Callahan but I’ve already forgotten, in one ear and out the other #tiegame
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
Sam deeeeeeeeeep to tok sets up the O’Breezy to Zhu GOAL 1-0 youngins
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
Are the alums washed?🤔🧐 #fallphling
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
CURRENT SPANK VS OLD SPANK LIVE IN ACTION RIGHT NOW
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 4:07 p.m. Retweet
Spank why takes down the mountaineers from WVU, good game and handshakes all around 🥋📯🔆
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Steve Harvey puts up 149 and we didn’t win the car😐. 13-7 Spank Ex Final. *Weird Cat Purrs*
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
LOGAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
I can’t keep up w the action, Logan scores once again to put the lads one score away from victory 🏹
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
EVAN MEDROW WITH THE BACKHAND BOMB TO LOGAN WHO CLIMBS THE LADDER FOR A TUDDER, YOU KNOW THE DRILL FOLKS PUMP IT UP #posterized
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
U24 Mixed Squash US Open Co-Gold Medal Award Winner and 2018 Nobel Peace Price Finalist Alex “Andreas” “ADub” “Dub”… https://t.co/k6qFjbJjvh
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
We look like the steel curtain out here. Our defense has them boxed like a fish, dollar tree headset
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:54 p.m. Retweet
11-5 and its time to play fast money.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
Tok has successfully touched down in the end zone with the disc 🚀👩‍🚀#gofightwin 9-3 also Sam is nice
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
YOU GOTTA PUMP IT UP, MO GOES LARGE TO START THE HALF 8-3
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
Mike the Slime Drops the Dime, Lehigh 5 Spank Ex 9.
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
1 dog, 2 puppies #roofroof #halftimeshenanigans https://t.co/CbDWu9skg0
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:46 p.m. Retweet
Steve Harvey gets toasted deep for the Lehigh hold
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
Spank Team Ex Captain and Former u20 Mixed Squash Doubles Co-National Champion Alex “A-Dub” sets the stack perfectl… https://t.co/04ECXUO9rc
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
Halftime strategery meeting w the lads 😜🤓🏓 https://t.co/9R4Qka81Yx
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
Zhu must have ate the sus peanut butter
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
7-4. Naaaanaaaanaaaaanuuuuuunaaaaa
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:38 p.m. Retweet
POV sharing a halftime donut with Dave Rispoli 🥵🫦🥰 https://t.co/1emAxIDf8e
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
HALFTIME HAS FALLEN UPON US VIA A QUICK TURN TO BRIAN HOYER TO WORLDS PLAYER 7-3 GOOD GUYS
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
LOGAN WITH THE BOOKENDS I CANT STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS 🧑‍🏫🥪6-3
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
WORLDS PLAYER MULLEN, CASEY RAMSTAD, EVAN MEDROW THE TECH IS OFF THE CHARTS OH ME OH MY 5-3
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
7-3 Ex. Thats half. Peep Zhus techy laces though
@spank_ultimate   Saturday October 15th, 2022, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
Douglas “Brian” Hoyer to SAMUEL FOR THE SCORE 4-3
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