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@pranksters69   Wednesday August 27th, 2014, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @BentUltimateNYC: The Annual Rolling Roster Release is finally underway! Check out Lexi's profile here http://t.co/xL7qCBDrU3
@pranksters69   Friday August 1st, 2014, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
USAU: "Thank you for your recent participation in DIII Easterns." Hey, has anyone heard that new song 'Happy' by Pharell?
@pranksters69   Saturday June 21st, 2014, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
(College finals just hit YouTube)
@pranksters69   Saturday June 21st, 2014, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
"How about a guy parachutes onto the field trailing a giant flag?" "Yes, I think the sport needs to be taken less seriously."
@pranksters69   Friday June 13th, 2014, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
Throw that on the gravestone.
@pranksters69   Friday June 13th, 2014, 4:37 a.m. Retweet
"beautiful albeit talented"
@pranksters69   Saturday May 17th, 2014, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
@bentleyUltimate Good luck tomorrow. Tell Foo that Max should have won POTY.
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 13th, 2014, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
Still waiting on the smash-cut to a depth charge exploding after an aggressive spike
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 13th, 2014, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
Pull montages are an absolute no. (Sorry Mickle, every pretty girl has a scar).
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 13th, 2014, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
Callahan videos have become too formulaic. We recommend tweeting mean things at celebrities followed by a few improv skits. Think Who's Line
@pranksters69   Thursday April 3rd, 2014, 10:18 p.m. Retweet
@prideofny Hey did you hear about that missing plane? #oldnews
@pranksters69   Tuesday April 1st, 2014, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
. @Skyd_JLeppert Bad example, @runofplay. Our handlers unionized three years ago and haven't come to practice since.
@pranksters69   Sunday February 16th, 2014, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 Your brother just got honored at Amherst senior night vs. Middlebury. http://t.co/RWal7ZCaS6
@pranksters69   Friday January 3rd, 2014, 5:30 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 Do you think memory accurate relays lived experience? Is unmediated contact with reality possible? Was Cole a chill guy?
@pranksters69   Friday November 8th, 2013, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Will Shortz, you shouldn't have. #mutualrespect http://t.co/5QQ9rIGieZ
@pranksters69   Wednesday November 6th, 2013, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @NYRumble: Just got done talking to a key player who wants to be back in a rumble uniform. Hint: http://t.co/9X53ULYSkw
@pranksters69   Monday October 21st, 2013, 6:14 a.m. Retweet
“@Ulti_world: Party is happening. 420 sunset cove lane.” The demise of American journalism.
@pranksters69   Wednesday October 16th, 2013, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
Nine pranksters at club nationals. That's not nothing to sneeze at...unless they were covered in freshly ground pepper. Hahahahahahahahaha
@pranksters69   Sunday September 1st, 2013, 12:51 a.m. Retweet
(Slippery slope: all sport is meaningless; how can one among many already autotelic engagements be singled out as void?)
@pranksters69   Sunday September 1st, 2013, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
“@Ulti_world: today's crossovers were canceled due to excessive heat and the meaningless nature of the games.” USAU gets existential
@pranksters69   Tuesday August 27th, 2013, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine Golden eagle, bluefin tuna, blue whale, giraffe, black mamba, cheetah, boa constrictor. #FinalAnswer
@pranksters69   Monday August 26th, 2013, 6:50 a.m. Retweet
#FF @thoughtdivision Company slogan: "I am Thought Division"
@pranksters69   Monday August 26th, 2013, 6:40 a.m. Retweet
@KenyonSERF Did you actually research the ads? ARE THEY MADE BY THE SAME COMPANY? What a viable business model!
@pranksters69   Monday August 26th, 2013, 3:19 a.m. Retweet
"How do I get from my location to Sarasota, FL?" "What are the lyrics to Wavin' Flag?" "Define: anachronistic" #FutureBrodieTweets
@pranksters69   Monday August 26th, 2013, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
Brodie lives in an alternate universe where .GIFs and Twitter were invented before the internet. And also where hammers go twice as far.
@pranksters69   Monday August 26th, 2013, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
"@Brodiesmith21 How do I make a GIF?" Can a tweet about a .GIF be anachronistic? Brodie, you're making us look bad; we have Google now.
@pranksters69   Sunday August 25th, 2013, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate But seriously sue them it's a carbon copy
@pranksters69   Sunday August 25th, 2013, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate These "I am Little League" commercials are exactly the same as the "I am USA Ultimate" ones last fall.
@pranksters69   Sunday August 25th, 2013, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate Is there a "bottom-tier sports organization's low-budget token attempt at expanding membership" template on Final Cut Pro?
@pranksters69   Saturday August 24th, 2013, 1:15 a.m. Retweet
MT “@nicdarling: You know what's safer (& more fun) than football? Ultimate” *Unless you like fans, girls, good coaching, and being popular.
@pranksters69   Friday July 26th, 2013, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine @Ulti_world who wants to break the news that we're going back to Wildwood this year?
@pranksters69   Monday July 22nd, 2013, 2:21 a.m. Retweet
@prideofny Not to diminish your accomplishment but that's like asking MJ about the 98 Finals vs the 03 ASG. #nottodiminishyouraccomplishment
@pranksters69   Sunday July 7th, 2013, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
And how about that dweeb on Revolver?
@pranksters69   Sunday July 7th, 2013, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
. @pjprial just got robbed! Catch was in bounds PLUS contact. Brutal call.
@pranksters69   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 12:31 a.m. Retweet
For all our ignorant readers, Glatt announced his 2nd retirement on NJ local cable TV after our 2011 Wildwood title, hasn't been seen since.
@pranksters69   Tuesday July 2nd, 2013, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
Dan Glatt returns to the pitch live on @nexgentour Shades of Jordan 95. #weareallwitnesses
@pranksters69   Monday May 27th, 2013, 1:59 a.m. Retweet
"We are literally exploding all over the United States" -Tom Crawford, USAU chair and resident wordsmith
@pranksters69   Monday May 27th, 2013, 1:34 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks who are you rooting for? #prisonersdilemma
@pranksters69   Monday May 27th, 2013, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
“@Pittultimate: @OaklandZoo thanks for the support. But we aren't defending, we are taking” Chill.
@pranksters69   Sunday May 26th, 2013, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
No retweet from Ultiworld. The audacity.
@pranksters69   Sunday May 26th, 2013, 11:32 p.m. Retweet
Did Dylan Freechild shave everything but the outside of his moustache? Is that a thing? #UltiworldRTChallenge @Ulti_world @egotime
@pranksters69   Sunday May 26th, 2013, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks sorry wasn't on Twitter we're too busy practicing to play Monday's winner.
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 21st, 2013, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
We are ordering another batch of jerseys June 1st, fill this out if you want one, $60: https://t.co/lEWUHIt8fV http://t.co/a96ACTqHqM
@pranksters69   Monday May 20th, 2013, 1:34 p.m. Retweet
Final record vs. D3 teams other than Bentley: 17-0. Final record vs. Bentley: 0-4.
@pranksters69   Monday May 20th, 2013, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
@DMouthPainTrain Thanks guys if you win D1 Natties we can play each other to see which division is better.
@pranksters69   Sunday May 19th, 2013, 11:48 p.m. Retweet
After hearing they were only videotaping the final and interviewing the winners, we had all the motivation we needed.
@pranksters69   Sunday May 19th, 2013, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
@bentleyUltimate Thanks guys, you were great. We know if a few breaks go differently you could have won this weekend.
@pranksters69   Sunday May 19th, 2013, 5:28 p.m. Retweet
If you want updates on our National Championship* game follow @LadyPranksterz then unfollow them after the game.
@pranksters69   Friday May 17th, 2013, 9:44 p.m. Retweet
“@Ulti_world: AUDL Week 6 Preview http://t.co/AG9KXHYW6w” Exactly.
@pranksters69   Friday May 17th, 2013, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
Next year we're using our budget to start an AUDL franchise in VT. Given webcasts/jerseys, probably the best glory:talent ratio in the game.
@pranksters69   Friday May 17th, 2013, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
Upon news that there will be no livestream in Milwaukee, we have turned around. D3 was a tease. Good luck @goprocks
@pranksters69   Friday May 17th, 2013, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
@USAUltimate @skydmagazine @Ulti_world @ultivillage any livestream this weekend? Our moms (all great cooks, @goprocks want to watch.
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 14th, 2013, 12:49 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks chill yolo with no hash tag is #counterculture.
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 14th, 2013, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks yes. Flair vs. Hawaiian shirts, like God intended. If we both agree, what are they going to do?
@pranksters69   Tuesday May 14th, 2013, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks if we get our game live-streamed do you want to just start playing football?
@pranksters69   Sunday April 28th, 2013, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
@Boston_Ironside The fuck is this? Bentley gets a tweet? Who runs this this account?
@pranksters69   Sunday April 28th, 2013, 4:52 p.m. Retweet
Also @USAUltimate can you change the dates of D3 Nationals so we can send +7 kids? We have finals. Thanks in advance. ;)
@pranksters69   Sunday April 28th, 2013, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
We're going to nationals! D3 is a joke!
@pranksters69   Friday April 26th, 2013, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine If we win our region will you guys do a podcast with us in Milwaukee?
@pranksters69   Thursday April 11th, 2013, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
@uhaultimate Unless someone at home wants to know whether the chocolate milk is good. Then you should write home about it.
@pranksters69   Thursday April 11th, 2013, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 What's your favorite US Supreme Court case? #AskBrodie
@pranksters69   Thursday April 11th, 2013, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 would you rather have a marshmallow appear in your mouth every time you blink, or (cont.)
@pranksters69   Thursday April 11th, 2013, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
@Brodiesmith21 (cont.) have a constant stream of chocolate milk flowing out your belly button? #AskBrodie
@pranksters69   Saturday April 6th, 2013, 5:23 a.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine Are we going to finally get in your D3 Nation power rankings? When do you start commentating our games?
@pranksters69   Saturday April 6th, 2013, 5:08 a.m. Retweet
The fact that we are ranked 5th in D3 confirms the glory:talent ratio hypothesis which motivated our decision. http://t.co/J2x70ACyAv
@pranksters69   Saturday March 30th, 2013, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
@JackHatchett (you can respond via DM)
@pranksters69   Thursday March 28th, 2013, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Our NE Open Preview, for the making of which we committed fraud several times http://t.co/gP05JAlzF8
@pranksters69   Tuesday March 19th, 2013, 9:21 a.m. Retweet
RT! "@MittRomney Team USA losing to the Buzz Bullets is the last straw: RT if you believe currency manipulation is theft. #noapologies"
@pranksters69   Friday February 15th, 2013, 11:29 p.m. Retweet
Getting our electrolytes in line for the world's biggest night in sports: NBA celeb allstar game. @SuiteF @usainbolt
@pranksters69   Wednesday February 6th, 2013, 7:34 a.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine What's your policy on us fabricating responses for everyone?
@pranksters69   Tuesday February 5th, 2013, 10:54 p.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine huh. If we preview the whole northeast region will you link to it or publish it or something?
@pranksters69   Sunday February 3rd, 2013, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine bump "@pranksters69: @skydmagazine when is the 2013 college season questionnaire being sent out?"
@pranksters69   Friday January 25th, 2013, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
@Skyd_Zacksmith Just wish they had published earlier. Wasted years pondering the correlative direction of great players and winning.
@pranksters69   Friday January 25th, 2013, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
Here @Ulti_world claims the secret to small school success is having great players on your team. #analysis http://t.co/Ua6kq196
@pranksters69   Wednesday January 23rd, 2013, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
@skydmagazine when is the 2013 college season questionnaire being sent out?
@pranksters69   Tuesday January 15th, 2013, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
Preach! “@skydmagazine: Are mouthguards as necessary in ultimate as they are in any other sport? http://t.co/4v7awHuk”
@pranksters69   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
Depressing. “@theAUDL: Did we mention that the Wind Chill have a combine this weekend?”
@pranksters69   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
Hard to believe "I Am USA Ultimate" ads didn't translate into robust market performance. Perhaps too few shots of children dropping discs?
@pranksters69   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
Does Kurt Gibson, Nexgen-USAU liaison, wear gloves to the negotiating table? @USAUltimate send pics pls.
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