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@machineultimate is the Twitter account for
Chicago Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2010
),
Machine
(
Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
USAU Club Open - 2011
),
Machine
(
NexGen Ultimate Tour 2012
) and
Machine
(
USAU Club Open 2012
)
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Games involving @machineultimate
Time
Team
Result
Team
Tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
11 - 8
Toronto GOAT
1 tweet
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
1 - 0
Seattle Sockeye
4 tweets
October 27th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 6
Truck Stop
12 tweets
October 26th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
New York City PoNY
20 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
8 - 15
Revolver
2 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
14 - 16
Ring of Fire
7 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
October 25th, 2012
Chicago Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
9 tweets
July 27th, 2012
Machine
6 - 15
NexGen
1 tweet
October 29th, 2011
Machine
11 - 9
Truck Stop
2 tweets
October 29th, 2011
Machine
14 - 12
Johnny Bravo
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
16 - 17
Madison Club
4 tweets
October 28th, 2011
Machine
13 - 15
GOAT
1 tweet
October 28th, 2011
Machine
7 - 15
Revolver
1 tweet
October 27th, 2011
Machine
10 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 27th, 2011
Machine
15 - 12
Furious George
10 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
15 - 9
Madison Club
3 tweets
October 2nd, 2011
Machine
11 - 14
Sub Zero
2 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
26 tweets
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 6
Haymaker
1 tweet
October 1st, 2011
Machine
15 - 3
Notorious B.I.D.
1 tweet
August 5th, 2011
Machine
9 - 15
NexGen
25 tweets
October 30th, 2010
Machine
13 - 9
Tanasi
20 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
5 - 15
Ring of Fire
2 tweets
October 29th, 2010
Machine
15 - 16
Madison Club
2 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
15 - 10
Tanasi
13 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
11 - 15
PoNY
45 tweets
October 28th, 2010
Machine
6 - 15
Ironside
3 tweets
October 10th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madison Club
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 11
Madcow
1 tweet
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 4
Haymaker
3 tweets
October 9th, 2010
Machine
15 - 2
Dark Horse
2 tweets
Most recent tweets
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 5:48 p.m.
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Machine prevails over High Five 13-9. Finals in 15 mins. Again, cheers to @HighFive_ult for the solid game; looking forward to Regionals.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 5:29 p.m.
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Good battle going on here with @HighFive_ult. Talented team with good spirit. 11-9 Machine up, game to 13.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 4:40 p.m.
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Machine with two big breaks to take half 8-5 on High Five.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 4:27 p.m.
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Machine and High Five on serve at 4’s.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 3:27 p.m.
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Machine closes out LA 15-6. Semis start at 11a.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 3:15 p.m.
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Machine up 14-4 on LA Renegade. Game point.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 2:49 p.m.
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Machine takes half 8-1. Breaks the first point out if half, up 9-1 on LA.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 2:28 p.m.
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Quarters v LA Renegade. Machine up 6-1 to start.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 1:42 a.m.
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@ChicagoNemesis
please deliver a large bag of OG breadsticks to the Fairfield Inn & Suites.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 1:16 a.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: CHC day one dinner spot. @ The Machine Shed
http://t.co/h8wqzU8bAG
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 25th, 2013, 12:02 a.m.
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Sub breaks. Machine scores. Soft cap on a point ago. Machine up 15-10. Game to 16.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 11:58 p.m.
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Machine up 14-9 on Sub. Game still to 17.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 11:42 p.m.
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Machine with 3 straight breaks out of half. Leading Sub 12-6.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 11:29 p.m.
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Machine takes half on
@SubZeroUltimate
9-6. Starting second half on D.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 11:13 p.m.
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Machine up 6-5 (one break) on Sub. Machine to receive.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 10:39 p.m.
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Game against
@SubZeroUltimate
is underway. Machine starts on O going upwind. Wind not huge, but a constant 11 mph in one direction.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 8:26 p.m.
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Machine closes out the capped game 14-9 over @SDstreetgang.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 8:06 p.m.
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Trading points this half thus far. Machine up 12-6 on Streetgang.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 7:27 p.m.
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3 more breaks makes it 9-3 Machine. That’s half.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 7:15 p.m.
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3 in a row puts Machine up 6-3 on @SDstreetgang
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 24th, 2013, 6:19 p.m.
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Machine starts out the day at #CHC with a 15-10 win over
@MadisonClub
Playing Streetgang in 15 minutes.
@
machineultimate
Friday August 23rd, 2013, 2:31 p.m.
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Machine heads to Rockford this wknd for CHC. All tournament details/ schedule can be found in the online event guide:
http://t.co/muI1WjJj4N
@
machineultimate
Friday August 23rd, 2013, 2:00 p.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA: .@wlultimate In honor of this wknds tournament in ROCKford, we have been sharing cool rock facts all week to build exci…
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 21st, 2013, 9:20 p.m.
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The latest editions of the USAU club rankings has Machine sittings at 7th in the country w/ two more tourneys to go.
http://t.co/JQJec6dqFq
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 20th, 2013, 4:35 p.m.
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RT @SubZeroUltimate: @2klainz loses CCR for drinks on plane, attendant doesn't allow him to pay with his mom's card. We're not worthy, @Mac…
@
machineultimate
Monday August 19th, 2013, 3:26 p.m.
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“@wlultimate: There will be FREE beer after games on Sat for players to enjoy during showcase games.” Stay for Machine v Sub Zero at 5:30p.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 18th, 2013, 8:59 p.m.
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@nightlockult
@SockeyeUltimate
What’s Photoshop? #nofilter
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 18th, 2013, 4:33 p.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA: @Goose00Helton I think I see a cone in that picture that you missed.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 18th, 2013, 4:33 p.m.
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RT @Goose00Helton: Machine's retreat spot. #coolcoolcool #nofilter
http://t.co/ksEm3CuEUf
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 18th, 2013, 3:56 p.m.
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Despite a bad back, @daneolsen honorably slept outside on the dock after @finn1317 ruthlessly forced him there in accordance to their bet.
@
machineultimate
Sunday August 18th, 2013, 3:15 p.m.
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Despite a bad back, @daneolsen honorably slept outside on the deck after @finn1317 ruthlessly forced him there in accordance to their bet.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 9:56 p.m.
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And we’re done! A number of deep stitches, 4 outer stitches, and one phone number… JSS is a stud. #machineretreat13
http://t.co/QaiWCY2I5T
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 9:49 p.m.
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The deep stitches are in, looking good thus far. Time for the outer stitches. #machineretreat13
http://t.co/0ChbWQFswv
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 9:46 p.m.
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The nurse is talking shit to JSS as she’s stitching him up. JSS asks for some artistic embroidery touches in return.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 9:45 p.m.
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Cat gut stitches are going in first and they’re going deep. You’re going to have cat guts in you forever JSS.
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 9:42 p.m.
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An athletic specimen he is, but JSS fell victim to a sharp TK elbow on the basketball court.
http://t.co/h8obvWUaso
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 9:40 p.m.
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#machineretreat13 ER visit live tweeting begins now!
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 5:49 p.m.
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Lever brings it back and covers the spread winning 13-10. They'll enjoy the bed spots tonight. #machineretreat13
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 5:33 p.m.
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Pulley with two BIG breaks both caught by Ben "Simo Doppleganger" Rehmann. Now 9-9. You crumble hard when you're so levered. #megarats
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 5:26 p.m.
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Lever takes half 7-5. Pulley needs to pull it together. #tooeasy
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 2:20 p.m.
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Practice is underway. Also there's a fireworks and liquor store within a half mile of the field. #makinbaconpancakes #machineretreat13
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 6:45 a.m.
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“This has been a trip of a lot of firsts. I’d definitely never hit a living animal or a parked car before.” — KK #machineretreat13
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 17th, 2013, 1:53 a.m.
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We haven’t even made it out of Wicker Park and KK somehow has crashed Geoff’s van into 2 different parked vehicles. #meanmachinetothecore
@
machineultimate
Friday August 16th, 2013, 8:34 p.m.
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The teams for this weekends inter-squad scrimmage have been posted by @MeanMachineDFA. The early line favors Lever by 2.5 #cuttersvshandlers
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 13th, 2013, 8:15 p.m.
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This wknd Machine will travel to Kolb's lake house for an inter-team scrimmage and some team bonding. For commentary follow: @MeanMachineDFA
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 8th, 2013, 2:25 a.m.
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Female followership is up 1000 percent since posting the photo of Cullen. #howdoyoufollowthatup
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 8th, 2013, 1:03 a.m.
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I posted a new photo to Facebook
http://t.co/OR5bEA1M5x
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 8th, 2013, 1:03 a.m.
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I posted a new photo to Facebook
http://t.co/FmBTgvhcRQ
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:45 p.m.
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RT @cgeppert: @janegeppert
@machineultimate
mother, that's your SON you're talking about!
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:45 p.m.
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RT @janegeppert:
@machineultimate
Jaw Dropping Hot! Where are these calendars sold?
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:39 p.m.
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RT @janegeppert:
@machineultimate
OMG, INCREDIBLE!
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:20 p.m.
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Ladies, clear out that #1 spot on your speed dial for Machine’s #3 Most Eligible Bachelor of 2013: Cullen Geppert!
http://t.co/azWhULfXTK
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:19 p.m.
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Is that the same shirt he was wearing last night? How old is that girl on his arm? So many questions, but only one answer: our #3 bachelor.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:13 p.m.
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The rumor mill loves #3. He's the Paris Hilton of Machine and wherever he goes, his loyal fans follow him on social media. #sextapeplease
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:13 p.m.
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While he's great on the field, off the field he's a nuclear engineer. He's no drone in sector 7-G; he's the whole package #smartissexy
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:11 p.m.
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Is that the same shirt he was wearing last night? How old is that girl on his arm? So many questions, but only one answer: our #3 bachelor.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:11 p.m.
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The rumor mill loves #3. He's the Paris Hilton of Machine and wherever he goes, his loyal fans follow him on social media. #sextapeplease
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 10:10 p.m.
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Ladies, you’re welcome in advance for this one. #MostEligibleMachineBachelors continues now.
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 1:55 a.m.
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.@janegeppert That is, #3 to be announced tomorrow morning. #MostEligibleMachineBachelors
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 1:52 a.m.
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Jane, we’re excited about it too. #3 is announced. “@janegeppert:
@machineultimate
Who is number 3 and where can I buy a calendar?!”
@
machineultimate
Wednesday August 7th, 2013, 12:08 a.m.
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RT @ryang99:
@machineultimate
-said by a college ulty friend: 'It's good to bring the ruckus, but it's just as important to bring your clea…
@
machineultimate
Tuesday August 6th, 2013, 5:55 p.m.
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Do you know of any great quotes about ultimate frisbee or by ultimate players? Please send them our way via...
http://t.co/ZBjlXPVVgS
@
machineultimate
Monday August 5th, 2013, 9:51 p.m.
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Like this post if you'd like to see us keep moving up this list. Lots season left and lots of work to be done.
http://t.co/YPqVYXBKEz
@
machineultimate
Saturday August 3rd, 2013, 8:53 p.m.
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Sick burn. “@SJSpiders:
@machineultimate
Showing their support for the Wildfire. #meanmachine
http://t.co/dbUnSQEkzg”
@
machineultimate
Friday August 2nd, 2013, 4:44 p.m.
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AUDL Championship weekend starts tomorrow. Chi vs Mad at 2pm. More info:
http://t.co/qUhCPukZXM
or watch online:
http://t.co/QWhYQM2lkR
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 11:15 p.m.
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Number 4 on Machine’s Most Eligible Bachelors list, but quite possibly number 1 to you, Geoff Serednesky.
http://t.co/xJ0xSM9fZ0
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 11:13 p.m.
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As a CFA he'll take care of you financially. His charm and wit make him a well-rounded package… and speaking of that, it ain’t so bad either
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 11:10 p.m.
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Bachelor #4 has been voted most likely to devour a Stegosaurus. He looks goofy on the field, but he more than makes up for it in the bedroom
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 6:20 p.m.
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Coming in at #5 on Machine’s Most Eligible Bachelor list is: “New Guy” Neal Phelps!
http://t.co/4tPFTFRPGp
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 6:16 p.m.
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If you're lucky enough to land him for a night (or at most a week), you'll enjoy the advantage of an experienced lover. #movesonmoves
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 6:15 p.m.
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Machine's 5th most eligible bachelor is no stranger to the game. He was the subject of Taio Cruz's hit 'Break Your Heart'. #ladiesbeware
@
machineultimate
Thursday August 1st, 2013, 6:14 p.m.
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Ladies, hold on to your… hats. The countdown of Machine’s 5 most eligible bachelors of 2013 starts now. (& lots of love to
@SockeyeUltimate
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 31st, 2013, 11:55 p.m.
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RT @MeanMachineDFA:
@machineultimate
@SockeyeUltimate
true story. I'm doing mine via Twitter! #spoiler
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 31st, 2013, 11:55 p.m.
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RT @cpoeppelman:
@machineultimate
@SockeyeUltimate
Sooo we're making a swimsuit calendar with the most eligible bachelors from the top 12 t…
@
machineultimate
Wednesday July 31st, 2013, 9:53 p.m.
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@SockeyeUltimate
We got word that 2 of our guys will be breaking up with their gf’s tonight so we’re holding off on naming ours till tmrw.
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 30th, 2013, 8:58 p.m.
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In. How many shirtless Vines must accompany? “@SockeyeUltimate: Tomorrow we will be announcing our most eligible Bachelor for 2k13. You 2?”
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 30th, 2013, 1:04 a.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Terminus 2013:
@ATLchain
v.
@machineultimate
http://t.co/hnYJE9VjrD
[Presented by @SpinUltimate]
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 30th, 2013, 12:05 a.m.
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The AUDLs Championships are this Sat & Sun in CHICAGO! Good luck to the Wildfire (feat. 20 current/former Machine).
http://t.co/qi9zBad4qb
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 27th, 2013, 3:23 p.m.
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RT @johnkolb21: .@MachineUltimate back to the grind.
http://t.co/GTY7kVN1ct
@
machineultimate
Tuesday July 23rd, 2013, 3:05 p.m.
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RT @cgeppert: It's been confirmed, after talks with @janegeppert's agent, a guest appearance is scheduled for the
@machineultimate
practice…
@
machineultimate
Monday July 22nd, 2013, 1:37 a.m.
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.@tylerkinley remember that time we got too drunks from #CCr to attach the picture?
http://t.co/jMvESK5wFt
@
machineultimate
Monday July 22nd, 2013, 1:36 a.m.
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.@tylerkinley the beat goes on. Delayed 4 hours means 6 rounds of #CCR. Somehow Machine has bought every round. #GoodAtThisGame
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 11:16 p.m.
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Machine finishes 4th at Terminus. (Showed some flashes of what's to come, but a disappointing outcome overall.)...
http://t.co/NVkGoD7XA3
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 7:19 p.m.
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Nuts. Well played
@SockeyeUltimate
you won both the game as well as the “Most Dutchmen” competition. Final: 9-13
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 7:13 p.m.
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So close… D line just missed on the huck into the endzone. The Fish convert. 9-12
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 7:09 p.m.
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Sakai retains the disc but then hucks it out the back of the end zone. Machine walks it up to the line.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 7:08 p.m.
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Hubba Hubba Hubbard with a big layout D. Play briefly stopped as foul was called by the Fish.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 7:06 p.m.
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Sockeye breaks, puts in two in a row. Machine answers with a break and own 2 in a row. 9-11
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 6:57 p.m.
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Sockeye up by 2. 7-9
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 6:33 p.m.
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Machine down to Sockeye at half 4-7. Time to damn that river.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 5:46 p.m.
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Machine over Sub Zero 13-10. Finished 2nd in the pool (3-2, top of the 3-way tie). Facing Sockeye next.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 4:46 p.m.
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Quick shout out to our number 1 fan @janegeppert. We love her as a follower and would never block her from our twitter. #freejanegeppert
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 4:44 p.m.
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Neal Phelps, second year “New Guy”, with a the huge layout stick D. Bookends it with the goal. Machine up 7-4 at half on Sub Zero.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 4:10 p.m.
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Chain played a solid game and made a few plays where we didn’t. They took it 13-9. Our game vs
@SubZeroUltimate
is now in progress. Up 2-0.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 2:31 p.m.
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Machine down to Chain at half 5-7. Machine pulling to start the second.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 1:52 p.m.
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Machine forced the turn and had our shot but a footblock by Bravo gives them the second chance that they converted for the win.
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 1:31 p.m.
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10 minutes till our universe point with Bravo. Everyone is getting amped.
http://t.co/i11GO365PH
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 1:13 p.m.
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RT @Ulti_world: Top Play: @ChicagoNemesis' Kelly Johnson Extends For The Block
http://t.co/w8B7HwEvKA
[Presented by @SpinUltimate]
@
machineultimate
Sunday July 21st, 2013, 1:40 a.m.
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When the games were called today, Machine and
@BravoUltimate
were tied at 11-11. We’ll play 1 point tomorrow at 9:40a to decide the winner.
@
machineultimate
Saturday July 20th, 2013, 11:53 p.m.
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@BravoUltimate
XFL rules: disc in middle of field, 1 from each team has to sprint from their goal line to get it. Winner gets to receive.
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