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@kbfreder   Friday August 27th, 2010, 11:34 a.m. Retweet
Final Freudian slip of the night: "See u tomorrow at the bar -- I mean hotel." -Liz M
@kbfreder   Friday August 27th, 2010, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
The first male skin is the evening is shown. #bacheloretteparty
@kbfreder   Friday August 27th, 2010, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
And then there was a gong. Which Lindsay grabbed. And banged. And it was good. #bacheloretteparty
@kbfreder   Friday August 27th, 2010, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
The word of the night? Vagazzled.
@kbfreder   Friday August 27th, 2010, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
The cook to Lorien: "Open your mouth."
@kbfreder   Friday August 27th, 2010, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
"Present Mr Happy with a key to the Furry City." #bachelorletteparty
@kbfreder   Thursday August 26th, 2010, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
Shannon: "good thing you were opening wide." Kelly: "i've been working on my teeth." #bacheloretteparty
@kbfreder   Thursday August 26th, 2010, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
Lorien: "i don't know who went down first but then we all went down."
@kbfreder   Monday August 23rd, 2010, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
Have I found a new TV show? Watching Mad Men instead of sleeping.
@kbfreder   Monday August 23rd, 2010, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
@Sa6m that's awesome! Congrats!
@kbfreder   Friday August 20th, 2010, 7:01 p.m. Retweet
And that's why you're in food service, idiot.
@kbfreder   Thursday August 19th, 2010, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
hard to feel good about my job when i barely seem to make a dent in my to-do list, and set alarms off on a weekly basis.
@kbfreder   Wednesday August 18th, 2010, 6:33 p.m. Retweet
Passing Safeco field for the 6th & final time this trip.
@kbfreder   Sunday August 15th, 2010, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
@llimllib whaaaat? I must try this beer.
@kbfreder   Friday August 13th, 2010, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
Holy runway robbery: $12 for a sandwich at JFK!
@kbfreder   Friday August 13th, 2010, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
Whose idea was it to fly out of JFK again? ECC-bound!
@kbfreder   Friday August 13th, 2010, 9:39 p.m. Retweet
@getatkeegan yeeeeeeah see you out there!
@kbfreder   Wednesday August 11th, 2010, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
The only people who worked longer than me today were the CEO and a VP.
@kbfreder   Saturday August 7th, 2010, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
Happy w/ myself that I improved the world for approx 10 people
@kbfreder   Friday August 6th, 2010, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
Caught my cat mid-leap from pouncing on my fish dinner. Cat-like reflexes ha!
@kbfreder   Friday August 6th, 2010, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
@amelish I think your hash tag was longer than your tweet
@kbfreder   Wednesday August 4th, 2010, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
@krautkramer yes, just for download! can't wait to get home & listen!
@kbfreder   Wednesday August 4th, 2010, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
@SlERRA oooo, are you pressing down on it with a penny to make it shriek??
@kbfreder   Wednesday August 4th, 2010, 12:02 p.m. Retweet
@krautkramer i think u have 2 download amazon's "1-click" buying app 2 purchase album at that price. clever ploy! (& thx for the find!)
@kbfreder   Tuesday August 3rd, 2010, 12:25 p.m. Retweet
coincidence that statistician rhymes with magician?
@kbfreder   Tuesday August 3rd, 2010, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
I really hope the thing I could feel between my teeth at dinner wasn't horribly visible.
@kbfreder   Monday August 2nd, 2010, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
@getatkeegan nice man-purse.
@kbfreder   Saturday July 31st, 2010, 11:31 p.m. Retweet
Finally a gorgeous summer day & night.
@kbfreder   Thursday July 29th, 2010, 6:39 p.m. Retweet
every once in a while i do something completely awkward and am reminded that i do, in fact, truly belong in science. #geek
@kbfreder   Wednesday July 28th, 2010, 11:39 a.m. Retweet
i hate it when you don't really need to wash your windshield, but you do, the fluid runs out, causing streaks, & ends up worse than before.
@kbfreder   Saturday July 24th, 2010, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Witness to 2 drawbridge openings in as many days.
@kbfreder   Saturday July 24th, 2010, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
@toddbot don't bring your phone to the beach in the first place!
@kbfreder   Saturday July 24th, 2010, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
Children and seagulls sound remarkably similar from afar.
@kbfreder   Wednesday July 21st, 2010, 10:12 p.m. Retweet
This is me: RT @someecards I'm late for meetings because I hate waiting for people to show up to meetings. http://some.ly/9L9zPC
@kbfreder   Saturday July 17th, 2010, 12:34 a.m. Retweet
@anareaman my car key melted the other day. No joke.
@kbfreder   Saturday July 17th, 2010, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
Droid phone you lie!!!!! Stuck in traffic on the Garden State. I hate the Garden State.
@kbfreder   Saturday July 17th, 2010, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
@toddbot dude that sounds awesome!
@kbfreder   Friday July 16th, 2010, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
power outage at work at 4 on a Friday = weekend begins early.
@kbfreder   Friday July 16th, 2010, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
this bolus of sugar & caffeine brought to you by the letters 'DD'.
@kbfreder   Thursday July 15th, 2010, 11:56 p.m. Retweet
Happiness is sometimes better observed than experienced
@kbfreder   Thursday July 15th, 2010, 12:19 p.m. Retweet
@VincentHayes wow that's quite the honor!
@kbfreder   Wednesday July 14th, 2010, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
i can't tell if it's drizzling or just 100% humidity outside right now.
@kbfreder   Tuesday July 13th, 2010, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
R quad still majorly sore from practice. i blame L turf toe. walking less painful, but jogging & going down stairs evoke winces.
@kbfreder   Tuesday July 13th, 2010, 10:32 p.m. Retweet
@jessecardozo Wallingford, off exit 66 of 15.
@kbfreder   Monday July 12th, 2010, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
In the 1.5 weeks since I've driven past this street, a Sonic has been erected. Crazy.
@kbfreder   Sunday July 11th, 2010, 12:13 p.m. Retweet
@deeirty do you ever use foursquare to piece together your night?
@kbfreder   Friday July 9th, 2010, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
Bah 'just a snack' from the Whole Foods buffet turned into a full-on $9 lunch binge.
@kbfreder   Friday July 9th, 2010, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
Wow. At least LeBron is honest: I want to win.
@kbfreder   Wednesday July 7th, 2010, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
lay-out headers are hot, even if they do come from really ugly spaniards. #worldcup
@kbfreder   Tuesday July 6th, 2010, 8:01 p.m. Retweet
well that's one way to resolve the question of whether the go-ahead goal was on-sides: score another. #worldcup
@kbfreder   Tuesday July 6th, 2010, 6:48 p.m. Retweet
WOW. what a goal. #worldcup
@kbfreder   Tuesday July 6th, 2010, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
heat advisory: don't leave children, pets, or drunk boyfriends unattended in cars. @jessecardozo @lizipedia @nickjudson @TheHog26
@kbfreder   Monday July 5th, 2010, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
Amaaaaazing BBQ outside of Pittsburgh. I have never eaten more meat. Fingers still smell like smoke. Now in ketosis.
@kbfreder   Saturday July 3rd, 2010, 11:03 p.m. Retweet
Worst Wendy's experience ever.
@kbfreder   Friday July 2nd, 2010, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
Uruguay: the epitomy of cheat to win.
@kbfreder   Friday July 2nd, 2010, 8:25 p.m. Retweet
Party van fail. Stopped for 2 min & now won't start. Bah.
@kbfreder   Friday July 2nd, 2010, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Stop #2: refueled with cookies. Emptied bladder. Consulting car manual re: seat swivelling. Seeking tarp for beer-ice containment.
@kbfreder   Friday July 2nd, 2010, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
Trip report #1: 2 hr delay in departure. AC in van does not work. Spilled beer already. Still better than being at work.
@kbfreder   Friday July 2nd, 2010, 11:27 a.m. Retweet
NPR read the Declaration of Independence this morning. We really hated the British.
@kbfreder   Thursday July 1st, 2010, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
giddy with data. i have estimates of step yields. i heart numbers. #geekingout
@kbfreder   Thursday July 1st, 2010, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
Yet another night at summer league where I barely break a sweat.
@kbfreder   Tuesday June 29th, 2010, 11:50 a.m. Retweet
i have an all-day experiment to do & 2-hr meetings in the middle of tues - thurs. how the hell am i going to make this work?
@kbfreder   Monday June 28th, 2010, 1:34 p.m. Retweet
food thoughts, by kendra: dairy-free cheese is an oxymoron and an abberation.
@kbfreder   Friday June 25th, 2010, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Don't go into a pet store while hungry. The doggie cookies start to look really good.
@kbfreder   Thursday June 24th, 2010, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
this post-match interview & picture taking session must be pure torture for Mahut. #wimbledon
@kbfreder   Thursday June 24th, 2010, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
I chose poorly. Stuck in some major traffic on 95. Fml
@kbfreder   Wednesday June 23rd, 2010, 3:58 p.m. Retweet
Thank you London Donovan for not making me skip an hour of work for nothing.
@kbfreder   Tuesday June 22nd, 2010, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
@JohnPalmer82 you dog! Congrats!
@kbfreder   Sunday June 20th, 2010, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Watching world cup @ Playwright in Harden with Rafe Mary & Andy.
@kbfreder   Friday June 18th, 2010, 3:55 p.m. Retweet
I agree: RT @someecards Speaking of firing squads, someone please put this World Cup referee in front of a firing squad. #worldcup
@kbfreder   Friday June 18th, 2010, 2:15 p.m. Retweet
Watching world cup with jake!
@kbfreder   Friday June 18th, 2010, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
Tweeting from new phone! Droid Incredible
@kbfreder   Saturday June 12th, 2010, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
anyone else amused that the american coach looks ready to play soccer, while the english coach looks ready for a gucci ad?
@kbfreder   Thursday June 10th, 2010, 12:28 p.m. Retweet
that's ok, microsoft, i didn't really want to use any of your products today anyway.
@kbfreder   Wednesday June 9th, 2010, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
someone's lunch smells like cat food.
@kbfreder   Friday May 28th, 2010, 4:01 p.m. Retweet
yes, that is a fried catfish sandwich i'm eating, and no, i don't care how much cholesterol is in it.
@kbfreder   Thursday May 27th, 2010, 7:26 p.m. Retweet
the same woman at my work who rides a motorcycle patronizes DazzleJunction.com. no joke.
@kbfreder   Thursday May 27th, 2010, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
there is just something sinister about the word 'fulminant'. ewww.
@kbfreder   Thursday May 27th, 2010, 12:32 p.m. Retweet
have to interview someone today! weird being on the other side of this. how nice/mean should i be??
@kbfreder   Friday May 14th, 2010, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
on the to-do list: make copy of house keys.
@kbfreder   Friday May 14th, 2010, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
just joined a video chat with 4 other people at http://tinychat.com/wsl2010coeddraft #tinychat
@kbfreder   Monday May 10th, 2010, 3:17 p.m. Retweet
i went from 0 to 80 push-ups in 1 weekend. ouch.
@kbfreder   Thursday April 29th, 2010, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
Pee Wee's playhouse word/name of the Stanley Cup playoffs: Knuble. (Sounds like canoodle.) @TheHog26
@kbfreder   Thursday April 29th, 2010, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
@Lizipedia yay let's drink wine & make Andy watch chick flicks on Saturday!
@kbfreder   Wednesday April 28th, 2010, 12:20 p.m. Retweet
for one glorious, brief moment upon waking, i thought today was friday.
@kbfreder   Wednesday April 14th, 2010, 2:22 p.m. Retweet
planning ahead? what fun is that? fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants-last-minute-preparations/slide-making FTW!
@kbfreder   Tuesday March 16th, 2010, 12:51 p.m. Retweet
totally craving a soft-serve cone.
@kbfreder   Thursday March 11th, 2010, 12:56 a.m. Retweet
$90 for cleats..."but they're the only equipment expense an ultimate player incurs..." yeah, aside from all the patagonia sh*t i buy...
@kbfreder   Wednesday March 10th, 2010, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
i found the thermostat to my office. despite having a dial, it really only has 2 functional settings: sahara blast & artic chill.
@kbfreder   Wednesday March 10th, 2010, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
old news for some, i'm sure but i found this interesting: http://tinyurl.com/yedz5jt
@kbfreder   Tuesday March 9th, 2010, 5:41 p.m. Retweet
i am wearing no less than 5 different colors of brown.
@kbfreder   Friday March 5th, 2010, 7:07 p.m. Retweet
got my tax refund!!! bank account is looking much healthier.
@kbfreder   Friday March 5th, 2010, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
peanut butter, *that's* what's been missing from my life.
@kbfreder   Thursday March 4th, 2010, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
that which you put off until tomorrow....doesn't get done overnight by magical elves. damnit.
@kbfreder   Wednesday March 3rd, 2010, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
have work 2 do @ my desk, but its 2 hot 2 work here. also, having 2 apologize 4 something that's not really ur fault = not fun.
@kbfreder   Wednesday March 3rd, 2010, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
@SlERRA that's what she said?
@kbfreder   Tuesday March 2nd, 2010, 7:34 p.m. Retweet
@ektor_jr i had an awesome high school chemistry teacher.
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