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@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 8:44 p.m. Retweet

Aidan totally threw an assist to the person he meant to. YUNK 10-7 over Kansas State

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 4:46 p.m. Retweet

Some stuff happened, were up 14-7, looking to break for game.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 4:09 p.m. Retweet

David and his rice cakes. Up 8-1 on Texas-Arlington. Austin catches another huck, whoop dee doo. #thats6 https://t.co/ReIgFGPB2Y

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:59 p.m. Retweet

Bookends for SNAKEARMS from Darby. #7-1 #CHUGGACHUGGA

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:59 p.m. Retweet

Couple more breaks and they score. 6-1 #pots

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:45 p.m. Retweet

4-0!!! Isaac to Darby!!

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:42 p.m. Retweet

🚂🚂

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:41 p.m. Retweet

THAT'S A BREAK!!! #CHUGGACHUGGA #CHOOCHOO

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:40 p.m. Retweet

Benji huck to Isaac #yeeeee 3-0

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:38 p.m. Retweet

Their huck goes out halfway up field.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:38 p.m. Retweet

Up 2-0 on Texas-Arlington. #buckets sick sky from walrus to pull in Benji's huck.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:00 p.m. Retweet

Zerks drop to @EauzoneUltimate 13-15. It's hard to tweet and play. We look good for first game though.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 12:23 p.m. Retweet

Hey that's sort of a cool nickname... https://t.co/CdzGG68tQ0

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 12:17 p.m. Retweet

Drew almost asked if we switched time zones after driving straight south for 11 hours. Then he did.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 12:02 p.m. Retweet

Good morning!! Your favorite zerks are grabbing morning grub and heading to the fields! It's like we never left you!!!

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 6:59 a.m. Retweet

Andy screwed up naviagation. Derrick had to pay extra money at tolls to get back on the highway. Andy will get hit later.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 6:20 a.m. Retweet

This just in: it is NOT a zerks road trip unless someone learns how to drive stick mid drive. Thank you to @imrysdahl. #alumni #fattyg

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 6:05 a.m. Retweet

Drew: "wait, oklahomas above Texas?" Also drew: "wow the Mississippi really does run all the way down to Louisiana" @edinaultimate #6thgrade

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 5:59 a.m. Retweet

Benji: "it feels like liquid hot magma here." .. .. It's 53 degrees Fahrenheit.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 5:40 a.m. Retweet

Zerks sponsored by @buckcommander https://t.co/xXNvdZJjmA

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 4:40 a.m. Retweet

Is it really a zerks road trip without someone learning mid drive how to drive stick? Idk.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 4:09 a.m. Retweet

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@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 4:04 a.m. Retweet

Drew and Matt just streamed an NHL game in the back seat for a solid hour. #edina

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 4:03 a.m. Retweet

Johnny walked two parking lots over so he could "buy cheap candy in bulk." This is the kind of efficiency we've needed all this time

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 3:48 a.m. Retweet

"Why aren't we staying there? They have a water slide!" "Because we would have to drive four hours to the field."

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 2:38 a.m. Retweet

The st Olaf berzerkers-now officially sponsored by @kumandgo https://t.co/G53no3rKsL

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 1:39 a.m. Retweet

Derrick @ subway: "I've been carbo loading for this tournament since December." Hahaha niiiiiiceeeeeee

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 1:36 a.m. Retweet

4 hours in and Andy's still the only person dead. "I never win anyway" he says. Well with that attitude you won't. Idiot.

@ZerksUltimate Saturday February 18th, 2017, 12:30 a.m. Retweet

This is the second time we've been to this chipotle in less than a year #zerksfacts https://t.co/xfM37M4wqa

@ZerksUltimate Friday February 17th, 2017, 11:21 p.m. Retweet

"I can stare straight at the sun!" "Ok now I can't see"

@ZerksUltimate Friday February 17th, 2017, 11:15 p.m. Retweet

"Look at all those birds!" "Are they geese?" "No, just birds."

@ZerksUltimate Friday February 17th, 2017, 10:02 p.m. Retweet

#Shreksoundtracks #roadtrip #mymanjohnny #takemetofunkytown #peachring #nooneforgottheircleats #deadpeople #exclamationpoint

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:48 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate 😉😉😘😘

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:44 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate gee I wonder who wrote this one 😘

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:08 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate Our own AB is the best deep receiver in the state of St Olaf. Can probably jump higher than you. https://t.co/4RkC7Gmimx

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:06 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate the lone senior on this trip (as of now) is Darby Flarby Lawrence, the scoober king. https://t.co/yKcWMOPM0m

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:05 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate the lone junior of the team, Derrick Le-Tran, can throw any damn thing he wants. Try to stop him. Tr… https://t.co/SJMU9rbzjG

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:04 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate our last sophomore is one of our captains, a fearless leader, someone who inspires us all. Aidan "ol… https://t.co/W71KXnPf6J

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:03 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate David prefers throwing pots to disc, but we love him anyway. https://t.co/jd4mAjtMqZ

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 10:01 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate MDMA is an American hero. Recently studied abroad, very worldly. https://t.co/9Ch3sAzrqj

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:59 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate Andy Walerius is from a city that starts with a P- can you guess which city? That's right... Prior L… https://t.co/CPU1W8XvGg

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:57 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate you know him as Ian Baumann, we know him as HUCKZILLA https://t.co/tI0VYHwNTA

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:55 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate what can you say about James Faillettaz that this photo doesn't say? https://t.co/pHBPnm9C5h

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:54 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate our first sophomore dresses himself, we swear. Gray is as good of a frisbee player as his suit is cr… https://t.co/r1RTMCt8KO

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:51 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate the final freshman is Benji Keillor, eats a lot of food, is kinda weird but cool at the same time. https://t.co/VP04dGCavq

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:49 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate we have Benja, who does not seem to show up in photos, might be a vampire, h8s sleeves.

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:48 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate along with Drew is our other Edina child, Matty "Yunky" Whear, the smooths MFer on the face of the e… https://t.co/0AOjTaG5vf

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:37 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate we have @Dotts16, you know him, @edinaultimate loves him, he looks like he's 12, and has pretty thro… https://t.co/1EGluIWda4

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:35 p.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate first off is Johnny Goodson, freshman phenom, Eagle Scout, all around charmer. https://t.co/A6qQvrduXK

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 9:35 p.m. Retweet

We have our first tournament of the season this weekend, so let's meet the skeleton crew we're sending to Oklahoma...

@ZerksUltimate Monday February 13th, 2017, 4:34 p.m. Retweet

@goprocks Had to be Malcolm or Saul.

@ZerksUltimate Sunday February 5th, 2017, 2:23 a.m. Retweet

RT @GovPenceIN: Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

@ZerksUltimate Wednesday February 1st, 2017, 7:10 p.m. Retweet

When you remember spring semester means more classes but you get to play frisbee again https://t.co/8qStzB6WnO

@ZerksUltimate Friday January 20th, 2017, 4:16 p.m. Retweet

Safe keeping to our Carleton friends, wherever they protest or march. @eclipsethedisc @goprocks @cutrules @SyzygyUltimate @hotnovahotpants

@ZerksUltimate Tuesday January 10th, 2017, 11:28 p.m. Retweet

JERZEES ARE HERE WILL POST PIC OF MOST SEXY ZERK TOMORROW PROBABLY GONNA BE LJ TBH

@ZerksUltimate Tuesday January 3rd, 2017, 10:42 p.m. Retweet

Historically, our team's strength is positively correlated to the number of players on our team named "Ben". Fascinating! #stats #missthem

@ZerksUltimate Friday December 16th, 2016, 4:50 p.m. Retweet

@NPLostBoys you all are in our thoughts. We are so sorry to hear for your loss. Let us know if you need anything.

@ZerksUltimate Tuesday December 13th, 2016, 5:36 a.m. Retweet

The underclassmen beat the upperclassmen in an epic, winner take all, end of semester game to 3. We're a young team y'all.

@ZerksUltimate Friday December 2nd, 2016, 1:23 a.m. Retweet

@ZerksUltimate IS THE BEST

@ZerksUltimate Friday December 2nd, 2016, 1:23 a.m. Retweet

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@ZerksUltimate Friday December 2nd, 2016, 1:23 a.m. Retweet

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