@ZerksUltimate


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@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
Isaac is more of a myth than a man, we think he's coming tomorrow, we won't know for sure until 9 am. https://t.co/h1oNIgqoXn
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
Freshman-seniors, first off is @benja he always carries a knife so don't cross him. No photos of him exist. Vampire.
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 29th, 2017, 2:26 a.m. Retweet
One last round of team biopics in prep for regioniales #weloveourselves
@ZerksUltimate   Friday April 28th, 2017, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
Check these out, and buy some to support a former zerk! https://t.co/xjFVpj9YFg
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
Zerks won against st Thomas 15-12, lost to mac 13-12? Going to regionals fourth place
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Injury on the field causing a delay. We're ready to start again, but this vortexer is handing the twitter machine off #lunchtime
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 5:15 p.m. Retweet
12-10. Weird things are happening and things are heated.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 5:12 p.m. Retweet
Matt gets a sweet D #onceahornetalwaysahornet
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Evan has a sweet layout and then runs to the end zone to do it again. Darby with the score. 11-10 #hornetsneverdie
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
They answer 10-9. And I did it right this time! #learning
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 5:00 p.m. Retweet
Drew to Austin. New power couple?? 10-8 #Daustin? #Auew? #maybenot
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
I've realized that I switch the score every time they score. Zerks are indeed ahead.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Ok so that was a pretty layout. You can have it. 9-8
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
"I had no plan. No idea where the disc was" - Evan. "Yeah Evan had no business catching that disc" - everyone #moshoesmoproblems
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
BER ZER KER S! Evan catches some stupid crazy throw from Dstar. 9-7
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
Rules are hard but they scored. 7-8
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
They jammed it up the jam-hole. 8-6.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
Crazy rainbow sun dog has everyone distracted, but game's back on. #natureisneat https://t.co/8GvjO4wPXm
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:38 p.m. Retweet
I've been told I'm spelling names wrong and calling Andrew/Andy/Drew/Darby by the wrong version of his name. My apologies.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
This time it's Andrew to Snakearms. #mixingitup
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
Drew hucks to Austin. But it's ok because they haven't figured out the secret plan yet... 7-4 #snakearmsmysnakearms
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:29 p.m. Retweet
"I guess I'm already a dad... I have a dog" -- Classic One-Shoe
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
Weird things happened, and then Drew bucked to Austin. Everything is normal again. 6-3
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:22 p.m. Retweet
ANDY WITH A SICK LAYOUT D!!!
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
Drew hucks to other Drew and then it's JJ to Derek. That's what we call teamwork #hornetsflytogether
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
Evan "one shoe" Weselmann dives in the end zone to catch a break from JJ. The sidelines spot the shoe he lost half way down the field.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:15 p.m. Retweet
New Vortexers taking over the twitter machine: score is 3-2 against St. Thomas. Go team!!!
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 4:10 p.m. Retweet
Are alumni allowed to play? Asking for a friend.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
It's okay though alum Ian is here and he thinks that we have the best looking team so we've got that
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
9-15 that's game cows colleges contentment
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:30 p.m. Retweet
Snakearms' arms are looking snakey he just skied like 8 people 9-14
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:27 p.m. Retweet
Ok ok that was a nice hammer you guys can have that one @goprocks 8-14
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Beautiful huck Benji to Drew 8-13 coupla foty nominees out here
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
JJ to David Mo 7-11 s/o class of 2019
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
Nice catch JJ you have mail also
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:06 p.m. Retweet
Its 6-9 somebody definitely just made a 69 joke in the huddle
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
DRock to Vance the Raptor 5-8
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
Some things happened during half for instance Aidan grew 2 feet https://t.co/Np3ozb0gwQ
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
Aidan probably has a nickname I don't know what it is sorry
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
LJ calls a timeout so smart wow he must be going to grad school
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 23rd, 2017, 2:36 p.m. Retweet
First game of the day vs GOP! Tweets courtesy of @STOWomensUlti
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 9:48 p.m. Retweet
Also, huge shout out to all the parents, friends, and @alexfraser02 for coming out to support us today!
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 9:07 p.m. Retweet
We beat bethel 15-4, go 3-1 on the day, semifinals at 9 tomorrow
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
W against st Thomas, 16-15 St. John's next
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
We go off in the second half, win 15-7. St Thomas up yet
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 22nd, 2017, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
Up 8-6 on hot Karls at half, we've been pretty HOT ourselves 😉
@ZerksUltimate   Friday April 21st, 2017, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
Your friendly neighborhood zerks take field at 9:00 tomorrow at Aronson park in lakeville, just 20 minutes away from Olaf! Come see us play!
@ZerksUltimate   Friday April 21st, 2017, 12:35 a.m. Retweet
RT @ebaumsworld: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER. (CC: @smashmouth) TURN YOUR SOUND ON. https://t.co/5AYWnk0X3o
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
With our weekend off, we're getting ready for the next two weekends of tournaments #zerksdohomework #wearestudious https://t.co/ijrUbINWH3
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 15th, 2017, 2:30 p.m. Retweet
Good luck @STOWomensUlti ! We're all counting on you!
@ZerksUltimate   Friday April 14th, 2017, 1:49 p.m. Retweet
Due to field conditions, our conference tournament has been postponed until next weekend. See you on the 22nd Lakeville!
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday April 11th, 2017, 3:13 a.m. Retweet
.@MinnesotaUlt One of your resident Zerk's little sister @annaclmnts is a co-author!
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 8th, 2017, 7:45 p.m. Retweet
That's right we had special guest YUNK
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 8th, 2017, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
I suppose if you're not here for admitted students day you could come too
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 8th, 2017, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
Calling any incoming freshmen at admitted students day- Aidan and Johnny will be tabling burning the student org session- stop by!
@ZerksUltimate   Friday April 7th, 2017, 5:23 a.m. Retweet
Hey how's your Thursday going? Great, we Texas'd for 30 today, welcome to the north central. @Ulti_world
@ZerksUltimate   Monday April 3rd, 2017, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
Team bonding with Grace Grace #thanksgrace #teamgrace #yall https://t.co/kHSsgPb5HJ
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday April 2nd, 2017, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks That provides about 0% clues to what you're doing. But we still love the way you Vulcan ❤️srsly where r u
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday April 1st, 2017, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
The st Olaf berzerkers are proud to announce our parternship with sprite, the official drink of St. Olaf Ultimate! https://t.co/vEx1u2uSfa
@ZerksUltimate   Monday March 20th, 2017, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
This was a really promising tournament. With only 11 gentlemen present, we played well. Looking forward to a full squad in the series.
@ZerksUltimate   Monday March 20th, 2017, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
For those who are still waiting patiently (Mark), we ended up losing15-13 to valpo. Lost to Oliver Nazarene 15-13 as well.
@ZerksUltimate   Monday March 20th, 2017, 2:59 a.m. Retweet
@ZerksUltimate olivet*. Won final game against faceless opponent.
@ZerksUltimate   Monday March 20th, 2017, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
*couple who met at subway, 15 years later, having a kid* Parent 1:What should we name our child? Parent 2: I got ju… https://t.co/DF5FXOGJDa
@ZerksUltimate   Monday March 20th, 2017, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @womenscentex: Classic northern team move. 🤣 https://t.co/Rf90vYRCCh
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 19th, 2017, 2:52 p.m. Retweet
Ur favorite zerkios take half 8-7 over valpo. More importantly today calls for abundant sunshine, making this winter more bearable.
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 18th, 2017, 11:13 p.m. Retweet
Ayyyyyyy Johnnyyyyyyyyy loves his Mexican cuisine. Yunk thinks it's aight. https://t.co/7vNtFH5LGG
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 18th, 2017, 6:05 a.m. Retweet
@ZerksUltimate this might help with the reference we're trying to make https://t.co/uriZep3re5
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 18th, 2017, 5:22 a.m. Retweet
Made it to Indiana. Drew pulls out a recorder. What https://t.co/pqsJHrDwFY
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 18th, 2017, 5:22 a.m. Retweet
Love staying in the Holiday I.....I mean the Baymont Inn. #tomstar
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 27th, 2017, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks @STOWomensUlti that involve increasing discussion, awareness, and positive change regarding equity in all areas, and apologize for
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 27th, 2017, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks @STOWomensUlti and many had prior obligations or plans made out. We are wholeheartedly looking for any future events/conversations
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 27th, 2017, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks @STOWomensUlti rather some miscommunication, mostly from our end. Most players didn't hear about the event until the morning of...
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 27th, 2017, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks @STOWomensUlti many factors contributed to our not attending. We want to make it clear that it isn't a matter of not caring, but
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
For those who are concerned, we really do like drew. Hes a great mans. Plus he takes jokes better than anyone else on the team, so yeah.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
@ZerksUltimate @edinaultimate who knew that the all time assist leader couldn't flick a virtually generated ball far enough.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 11:10 p.m. Retweet
We are stopped in **literally** the middle of nowhere so that drew and Andy could catch a charizard.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 11:10 p.m. Retweet
ANDY CAUGHT IT BUT DREW DIDNT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said it was because he "didn't have any ultra balls." More like no skill. #boom #roasted
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
Benji just ate an entire jimmy johns loaf of bread in about 10 mins. Yum. https://t.co/kHksoSjgqS
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
Benja ordered grits @WaffleHouse and the waitress said "ewww." She denied saying it. But we heard it. #gritsaregross
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
YUNK to Aidan for the W against Missouri State 13-12 universe!!
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
"They keep saying that's a floaty disc, so we have a chance at it. That is... a false statement." -@Austinb_624
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
GOOD MORNING WE CANT MOVE BUT WE'LL PLAY HARD FOR YOU. LOVE, THE ZERKS P.S. Someone got 13+ hours of sleep last night #guesswho
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 5:15 a.m. Retweet
THEE Andy Walerius starter pack #pittsburgh #batman #alwayssunny #yunky https://t.co/Pe1lDeXXoJ
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
"I'm so fucking hot" "Fucking OklaHOMA!"
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday February 18th, 2017, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
Game. 15-10 over Kansas state. Zerks go 2-2 on the day, look to capitalize on tomorrow. #morethan3hoursofsleep
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