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@ChicagoNemesis

@ChicagoNemesis is the Twitter account for Nemesis (USAU Club Women's 2012)

Games involving @ChicagoNemesis
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 8 - 11 Molly Brown 21 tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 12 - 9 Capitals 24 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 9 Brute Squad 30 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 5 - 15 Fury 19 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 4 Schwa 21 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 16 - 14 Capitals 31 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
Most recent tweets
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
Thank you to Meagles, whose season didn't quite go as expected, but still made us the strongest versions of ourselves! #nemeFIT #nemeJACKED
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
A million thank yous to our captains, Hadel & Miller, for leading us this season. You guys were bomb. #NEmmys
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 3:12 a.m. Retweet
Carol and Beef finally got their wine and cheese party #nemmys https://t.co/ArTMnH10n4
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:42 a.m. Retweet
Good answer, good answer. Always.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
And the #nemmys has now turned into #FamilyFeud. https://t.co/7SzP6P2gDD
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
Patrice and Hu won the Squib Award. But more importantly, Patrice is in a dress!!! https://t.co/bjmQNnxLae
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
Toddlers and Tiaras award goes to @mindyrad08. Good luck at Junior Worlds tryouts! Sorry you're 16 and can't be here. #nemmys
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
After long debate over the season: "OK THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE" @alexchuds #Nemmys https://t.co/NB69IK1iiW
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:29 a.m. Retweet
And this year's surprise musical guest!! Allie Fish!! #Nemmys https://t.co/B3ghGOXg8W
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
Alpha Dog Award goes to @jdance558 #yipyiphooray
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
And no surprise, the perman00b award goes to the one and only @allhailcsur @GungHoUltimate #nemmys
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 6th, 2015, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
And the #NEmmys begin with an impressive entrance by our hosts. Those dresses look familiar...... https://t.co/udHU1MCamq
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
For those unfamiliar with the #NEmmys, it's like #MalortCourt, but with dresses and awards instead of justice and shame. #FYI
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
... Although to be fair, our tournament live tweeting was never too reliable, so who knows what the #NEmmys will bring. #StayTuned
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
The 2nd Annual #NEmmys are tonight! Tune in at 8 CST for a live tweet of the program, and before that for the #RedCarpet
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 5th, 2015, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @Dish_Ultimate: Thanks for coming out to play with us today @SpicyTunaUlti @ChicagoNemesis and all the other Chicago ultimate women. htt…
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday November 26th, 2015, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
What a perfect hashtag! Thankful for @mdng10 and all the work she does. #NGcredible https://t.co/ndO8l1TXMf
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday November 2nd, 2015, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @neilsena: Very excited to be on this trip also. Hoping @machineultimate and @ChicagoNemesis can hook up some discs as well. https://t.…
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday October 29th, 2015, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
RT @CarlDeff: @ChicagoNemesis You guys are making these way too easy: @KimStreff. #WineWednesday
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday October 28th, 2015, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
"What about wine? Why can you just get wine from vending machines? It's so frustrating." #nemeWHO
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 24th, 2015, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
"This is SO good. This is all I'm getting from now on." @SheyJack on #PSLs. @livelaughlime's new best friend? https://t.co/ftuHlJwBoo
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday October 19th, 2015, 3:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @NightlockUlt: @Ulti_world and they almost spelled Abby's name right #2fs2ns
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 17th, 2015, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
On ubers: "I don't know who would rate me as a 4. I'm a fucking delight." #nemeWHO
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 17th, 2015, 1:37 p.m. Retweet
In Rockford. Just saw 5 wild turkeys. Lots to look forward next year at #NationalsIL
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday October 15th, 2015, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
"Ugh I can't believe @livelaughlime follows you. Like how did that--ugh--I hate you!" #nemeWHO
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 10th, 2015, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
"What I'm angry about is that I should have been the first Jewish rapper." #nemewho
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday October 8th, 2015, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @FacesOfUltimate: Guys my chapstick tastes really good! http://t.co/RC6Xf8dsvR
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday October 5th, 2015, 8:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @gwenambler: Keep spreading the word to U20 players to apply for Team USA by the Oct 12 deadline. https://t.co/djr9XCcDvM
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday October 5th, 2015, 4:31 a.m. Retweet
@UMichFlywheel @jdance558 The only proof we have is that she was charged at #malortcourt. And even that doesn't prove she was at nationals!
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday October 5th, 2015, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
Thanks to all of the observers, volunteers, event staff, media, and all others who helped put on #NationalsTX. The 2-ply TP was awesome!
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday October 5th, 2015, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
RT @ashure: "I bought three gin and tonics for myself. At the same time." #nemewho #rowdygirls @ChicagoNemesis
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
@100percentBS As a prize (the best one), we'd like to give you our leftover beer. We also included Chicago's finest liquor. #Malort
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Proud of our friends on @100percentBS and their national championship and @SeattleRiot for their fight!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
We made the right decision yet again to come to @Mashdfrisco for brunch. Hello, mimosas!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 3:22 p.m. Retweet
@txshowdown Heading to brunch, then will be at the fields before the women's final!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
@txshowdown We have a ton of extra beer. Are you interested? Cc: any team staying an extra night
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:30 a.m. Retweet
And with that, #malortcourt is adjourned until 2016. Now, we are off to cheer on our boys @machineultimate in the semis! #rowdygirls
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:30 a.m. Retweet
I'm sorry. We are the #rowdygirlZ Get ready.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:27 a.m. Retweet
What happened to Carol's infraction? Well, in a lawless society, some things slip through the crack.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:26 a.m. Retweet
Wait, what happened to Beef's charge for trespassing. Ohh... we don't have enough time.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:26 a.m. Retweet
Can you confirm that my apartment was sparsely decorated & lacking of a feminine touch? She lives in a tent. Her "apartment" was an AirBNB
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:25 a.m. Retweet
I do believe that is the end of #malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
That was a f***ing lie. Your honor, we're living in a lawless society.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
Also, @tweetsbytots owns the rights to the google handbook.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:24 a.m. Retweet
Wait, judge, @tweetsbytots promised to update the handbook for Nemesis. And then @tweetsbytots left, so I can't fully be blamed.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:23 a.m. Retweet
So never in 2013, did you ever reference the groupme handbook rules? That's a f***ing lie!! You weren't on the 2013 GroupMe! Ok, rewind.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
Oh? Well, we were mostly scared of everyone on the team. So we really just talked to each other.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
So in 2013, you sent out the handbook so everyone would know how to use the groupme. No.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
Why did we start the groupme? To disseminate important information.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:21 a.m. Retweet
And when you joined Nemesis (in 2013), was there a GroupMe that everyone was on? Well, it wasn't active.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
The rulebook was created by myself and Rebecca C. Moore.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
I feel like I'm getting badgered.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
To discuss @UMichFlywheel on the stand would incriminate me because the groupme handbook originated with Flywheel.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
JJ, because you're going to anyway, can you take the next 30 seconds to tell us how awesome your college team was @UMichFlywheel
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
Risa on Malort: Well, it smells good.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
Risa wants to share with her best friend. Nope. Dyer not having it. DOWN IN ONE. DOWN IN ONE.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
Repeat offenders ought to be tried with a more serious punishment. A shot nad a half.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:16 a.m. Retweet
We would like to have Risa take a single shot, but go on to prosecute the REASON why we did not know what would cause infractions.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
Because we live in a lawless society. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
JJ would like to blame @tweetsbytots
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:15 a.m. Retweet
Risa, repeat offender, everyone's groupme infraction extraordinaire. But, there were violators because the rulebook that was not presented.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
Risa has just brought evidence against JJ & Carol. #crap #dammit #ISTANDWITHRISA
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Let's hear the actual violations of the groupme.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Do you know anyone else who violated the groupme? In my defense, I took screenshots of people who also violated the groupme, too.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Let me count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,.... and that was only partial of it." "ESL guys"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Wait, but Kim used the groupme to tell a riddle. But that was team related. Well, mine was too. We took Southwest... to nationals...
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
OH and it's in the groupme! So you use the groupme to tell a joke!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:11 a.m. Retweet
Ok, but when you heard the joke on Southwest, how did you tell us? They don't let Peter Pan on Southwest b/c he never never lands.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
How would you share this joke with the team? Do you have any sort of technology? I'm not really good with technology.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
Japanese is my second language. The Japanese love technology!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
Will you tell us the joke I said at lunch? Ok, but what if the entire team just *poof* disappeared.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A CASE THAT DOESN'T CHANGE.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:08 a.m. Retweet
Can you please state your name for the court? Puppy dog face. WE WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
Large case coming up. Class action. Several complaints filed. The Team v. Risa (again). #recidivism
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
On malort: It's like chewing rubber.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
The Court finds it necessary for you to take a shot for impregnating a player!! #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:06 a.m. Retweet
And what were you doing in the basement? Working? I prefer, "playing"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
Meagles, can you please take the stand?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
And what is going on in there? I'm creating a future neme-player.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
I'd like the witness to remove her sport coat. She is not wearing pants. And I'd like to point out she was not wearing pants in the basement
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:05 a.m. Retweet
And now, 6 months later, huh, well I'd like to call a witness now.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
Could you clarify? And who was there with you? Was it Meagles? It might have been. I have a hard time remembering.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
Let's say for a sec that it WAS meagles and you were "working" in the basement.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
Well, while you were "working in the basement", was anyone else there with you?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Meagles: I need to recuse myself because he is my husband, so I'd like to be the defense on this case.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Well I was working in the basement... Oh is that what we're calling it?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Please state the charges. The defendant is unaware of the charges. Can you tell us what you were doing on April 19th or 20th of this year?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
Next up, the case of The Team vs. Tennessee James.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
Kim, that defense did not work! But it was really funny.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 4th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
Anne on malort: "minty. licorice." She's crazy. Insane. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 3rd, 2015, 11:59 p.m. Retweet
The court has come to a decision. We find Anne AND Colton guilty. Why? Not sure. But it doesn't help that you're not wearing pants.
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