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@ChicagoNemesis

@ChicagoNemesis is the Twitter account for Nemesis (USAU Club Women's 2012)

Games involving @ChicagoNemesis
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 8 - 11 Molly Brown 21 tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 12 - 9 Capitals 24 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 9 Brute Squad 30 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 5 - 15 Fury 19 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 4 Schwa 21 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 16 - 14 Capitals 31 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
Most recent tweets
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
"I rest my case." "That was confusing." "Guilty as charged."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
"But you should know who I am, because I am a celebrity."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
MC is now questioning @Meagles000, "can you restate your name for the court, as you already have done?"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:51 a.m. Retweet
"I think she should take a shot of malort and video it for all of us to remember forever."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:51 a.m. Retweet
.@Meagles000 is currently questioning herself. "It can be tough living in the public eye. I often get stopped at Whole foods."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:51 a.m. Retweet
"I was really disturbed to find that the circle of ppl I love the most... someone managed to still not know who I was."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
Objection! Relevance! Overruled.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
Response: I mean, just talk a little bit.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
Objection: Leading the witness!!!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
.@Meagles000: "So I'm a bit of a celebrity and it turns out one of my own teammates didn't know I was a celebrity."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:49 a.m. Retweet
Swearing in on @USAUltimate's 11th edition rules #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:48 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutor Meagles: thank you for proving my case. But I'd like to call a witness and that witness is myself.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:48 a.m. Retweet
Ignorance is bliss. I would rather live in a situation in that, where she's working so hard to know other things & be ok not knowing stuff
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Side bar - I think generally prosecution goes first, but I guess defense is starting first.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
i believe she should be reconsidered BECAUSE of her ignorance. Think about it. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
That's a difficult thing to be charged with, because ignorance is unknowing. SO HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE WAS BEING CHARGED?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
I am here on behalf of Spitz. SHe didn't know the event was happening tonight. She's been charged with the case of ignorance.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
MC, brave soul, is now getting flexed in.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
First, we call our first defendant, Spitz, or her representation.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
ALL RISE. Honorable Judge Sara Miller entering the courtroom.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
Confirmed. Prosecutor still does not wear pants in #malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutor has arrived. #malortcourt starting shortly. Hold on to the edge of your seats. Grab some popcorn. It's going to be a good show.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:30 a.m. Retweet
5 minute intermission before #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
"the #sadlybradley award" goes to bradley! #jacksheyisbae
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
"freaky fast award" goes to swag! #jimmyjohns
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:28 a.m. Retweet
You might think spitz is a bad nickname...until you consider that it used to be shits 😳
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
"fresh on the scene award" goes to meagles!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
we took a heads down eyes closed vote, and katie george will henceforth be known as SPITZ
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
"april ludgate award" goes to haley! #parksandrec
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
"secret world of danks award" goes to danks!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
Ang exits the stage to "SIGN AN OATH SIGN AN OATH"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
"most likely to return for 2017 award" goes to ang!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
"american gladiator award" to duffy!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
Chuds loses Rock Paper Scissors, danks gets...drum roll...a malificent hat! That she can bestow on anyone she pleases
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
Danks and Chuds are either goddamn liars or they're really good at this game. Both >22/32
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
Shit can I drop my lowest grade in this class?! https://t.co/lgXWTpw27K
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
"directionally challenged award" goes to hu!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
fun fact: ICYMI, hu once drove the wrong way down lower wacker.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
NB: Risa accidentally pled guilty because she thought it meant not guilty
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
"my strange addiction award" goes to risa!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
"2016 queen of normal award" goes to foster!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:56 a.m. Retweet
Risa in accepting Dyer's award says the most accurate thing she's ever said: "Best friend would say, Thanks, Dyer"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:55 a.m. Retweet
"i thank god everyday award" goes to dyer!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:54 a.m. Retweet
"wishy washy fomo award" goes to #jjprobs
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
"reba award" goes to rebecca REBA leder!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:52 a.m. Retweet
specialty award to eloise for #nemefit! #shedabestest
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
Which shape of chicken nugget has the greatest volume?!?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
Danielle arrives late to resounding chants of "SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:38 a.m. Retweet
"icky shuffle award" goes to jesse!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
"ice cream queen award" goes to allie fish!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
"transcending #TINA award" goes to sur! (aka #tina)
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:35 a.m. Retweet
"the traveling gnome award" goes to monica!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:34 a.m. Retweet
"fresh to death award" goes to willie!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
"gotta catch 'em all award" goes to chuds!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
final four of #malortcourt: spitz for ignorance, risa for asking personal qs to the GroupMe, #jjprobs for memes, bradley for #bae
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:23 a.m. Retweet
"number one nugget award" goes to danielle! (not in attendance yet, malort shot assigned.)
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
miller: "one of them grew back, and the other one, i'm not really sure."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:22 a.m. Retweet
"the "wright" stuff award" goes to galaxy!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:21 a.m. Retweet
"closed toed shoe award" goes to miller! #showusyourtoes
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
"queen of hearts award" goes to abby for excessive groupme "likes"!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
GroupMe rule added: heart function on GroupMe to only be used for props or to confirm attendance.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
"toddlers and tiaras award" goes to leah!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
the "most likely to" award goes to dobby! #mostlikelytobeafreeelf
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 2:04 a.m. Retweet
Even when the season is over, captains are ALWAYS a #unitedfront https://t.co/Q2S47dSsXr
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 17th, 2016, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
Speaking of which, @kurtegibson, FYI you may be a key witness in one of our cases & called to the stand. Please be available at any moment.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 17th, 2016, 7:06 p.m. Retweet
If you're lucky (and on time), you may catch the end of #MalortCourt... see justice live and in action!
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 17th, 2016, 7:04 p.m. Retweet
For those in Chicago, join us for the #Nemmys After-Party @Zella_Chicago (1983 N. Clybourn). Doors open to the public at 10PM.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday December 17th, 2016, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
NEMMY'S AWARD SHOW. MALORT COURT. ALL IN ONE NIGHT. OMG.
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday December 15th, 2016, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
thanks for all the #sizzlereels @FulcrumPro! ❤️ (any chance you've got a spotify playlist of the songs from all of them? they're great!)
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday December 6th, 2016, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
We feel that the people should maybe have a say in this too. No promises your say will mean anything. Guess that's how #malort court goes.
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday December 6th, 2016, 5:23 p.m. Retweet
15 Bradley (for excessive use of #jacksheyisbae) vs 18 Dobby (disorderly conduct & gratuitous bidding) #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday December 6th, 2016, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
We have 16 Risa (public indecency & corruption) vs. 17 Swaggy P (never fucking pulling her pants up). Who will move on? #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday December 6th, 2016, 5:19 p.m. Retweet
The citizens of NemeWorld have spoken. Indictments have been made and to get to a sweet 16, play in games are underway. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday November 27th, 2016, 6:47 p.m. Retweet
.@elliscarmen Mark your calendars for December 17th! #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday November 15th, 2016, 3:25 p.m. Retweet
YOU ASKED AND WE DELIVERED! Our bomb Chicago reversibles are on sale - use the order form here: https://t.co/ApKlWDpHIw
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday November 14th, 2016, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
That time @emilyhadel skied @ajnelson51 at indoor... #dunktown #offseasongainz @machineultimate
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 23rd, 2016, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
@machineultimate @Cubs @GOATultimate should probably give you guys some credit here for this... 🐻 #flytheW
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday October 4th, 2016, 3:14 a.m. Retweet
the 2017 season officially started today. #motivationmonday
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday October 4th, 2016, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
RT @arjcksn: Nope. We mostly stole our players from @ChicagoNemesis @joaq_nagle @revolverult @furyultimate @Ulti_world @gwenambler
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 2nd, 2016, 5:31 a.m. Retweet
"What is a... 'Schlitz'?" Aaaaand you just earned yourself a new nickname @katieeegeorgeee
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 2nd, 2016, 3:33 a.m. Retweet
"Well you guys asked for Party Carol" oh it's gonna be a night @carolli32
@ChicagoNemesis   Friday September 23rd, 2016, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
@machineultimate Finally! He was always better than his garbage brother Michael #Pardooftheyear @UChiUltimate
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday September 18th, 2016, 5:41 a.m. Retweet
"you know, it's kind of peaceful looking into a boot of beer." #NEMEWHO
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday September 18th, 2016, 5:31 a.m. Retweet
"Oh a gin swirl? Uh well it's when you put a gin and tonic...in a frisbee..."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday September 17th, 2016, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @ashure: "Are you ladies celebrating something?" "Uhhhhhhh..." "Oh."
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday September 17th, 2016, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @carolli32: Are you guys celebrating anything? Collective response: ughhhhh 😭😭😭
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