@ChicagoNemesis

@ChicagoNemesis is the Twitter account for Nemesis (USAU Club Women's 2012)

Games involving @ChicagoNemesis
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 8 - 11 Molly Brown 21 tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 12 - 9 Capitals 24 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 9 Brute Squad 30 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 5 - 15 Fury 19 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 4 Schwa 21 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 16 - 14 Capitals 31 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
Most recent tweets
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday March 1st, 2017, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
we love this ❀️ #wheniplay #womeninultimate https://t.co/SoWOvHuq3z
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday February 27th, 2017, 6:24 p.m. Retweet
yo, @furyultimate are you all getting these rings, or what? πŸ‘ŠπŸ» https://t.co/ABVxeBgoX9
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday February 26th, 2017, 9:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @PurdueWomensUlt: Amocisis worked their butts off today!! Now time for some foooood!! #hungryforthedisc https://t.co/8qYFOBL3JT
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday February 26th, 2017, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
Damn, what a good lookin' group of ladies. @PurdueWomensUlt https://t.co/SsU9RcFUtc
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday February 26th, 2017, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
Thanks for having us @PurdueWomensUlt! Good luck this season, can't wait to watch you use your moves! https://t.co/JxeYGJBTfd
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday February 26th, 2017, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
Watch out GL region: @PurdueWomensUlt has some sweet new moves ready for y'all. #canconfirm #womensultimate
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday February 19th, 2017, 5:30 p.m. Retweet
it's nice out and we are using throwing as an excuse to go to @bangbangpie 🍰 https://t.co/IBFQNaHG84
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday February 9th, 2017, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
stay tuned for a very exciting coaching staff announcement in the next few days!!! #nemesis2017 #allin
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday February 9th, 2017, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
so excited to announce the return of sipp, hadel, and carol as our 2017 captains! they can put these 2016 end of se… https://t.co/rK6AhWjNzE
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday February 8th, 2017, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
so many strong ladies at #nemefit tonight! thanks, eloise and @WindyCityCF! πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻 https://t.co/NHfwTZxYnx
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday February 5th, 2017, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
"i took a bunch of photos of myself eating cake in case we needed them." #nemewho
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday January 31st, 2017, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
back in *my* day, they only had u-twenty *THREE* tryouts. #olddog #yipyip
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday January 31st, 2017, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
hooray for our teammate alex hu and 2015 nemepup patrice for being invited to U-24 tryouts! #nemelove https://t.co/9mHfGXPvon
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday January 25th, 2017, 2:58 a.m. Retweet
84 thrusters + 84 burpees later = 😡 If you find dead nemeladies at @WindyCityCF, charge Coach Eloise in #MalortCourt for us, plz!!! 😘
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday January 18th, 2017, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
"i've gotta go home and shave my hands." #NEMEWHO
@ChicagoNemesis   Friday January 13th, 2017, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @DiscStore: Freebie Friday - RT for a chance to win this misprint quarter zip hoodie that we made for @dcdisc. More giveaways on FB and…
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday January 12th, 2017, 3:00 a.m. Retweet
a few of us participated in #cycleforsurvival at @Equinox! πŸ’ͺ🏻 https://t.co/btej7Z8e4g
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday January 4th, 2017, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
starting 2017 off with a πŸ’ͺ🏻 with preseason nemefit! #nemefit https://t.co/ir4uBjnUFs
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:21 a.m. Retweet
Abby's take: GASOLINE. Miller's take: Rubber bands.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:20 a.m. Retweet
Defense is now citing a @TIME article about what BAE means. #SadlyBradley
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
for the PG twitterverse.... Fondle. Yikes.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
So BAE shouldn't have been so difficult to understand
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
SO you've shown to the court that you're really good at acronyms
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
You sent out a song for MILF money... can you explain what MILF is?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
What was the acronym for? "Before ANyone else." Is that not a term of endearment? So you thought it was a term of endearment and it was!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
Oh btw, new hashtag! #SadlyBradley!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
I thought it was short for "baby." #SadlyBradley
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
Can you tell the court what you thought bae meant? #SadlyBradley
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
Overheard from the bartender: "A bunch of dudes would never do this. This is entertaining!"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
Bradley is defending herself for not knowing what bae meant, even with the excessive use of #jacksheyisbae
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:16 a.m. Retweet
Damn our biceps look good. #flexin
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:16 a.m. Retweet
Last case of the night. Fr the crime of ignorance of the acronym that is BAE.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
also punishing the Queen of Hearts, for excessive favorites. Abby's gotta take a shot too.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
Apparently this is what defending yourself means these days https://t.co/RXXJ19oB3v
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
Clean deal has been accepted. JJ will take 2 shots of something other than #malort.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
Judge: "Counsel, please approach the bench."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
Something's happening. maybe a deal?! #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
Prosecution: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:12 a.m. Retweet
"Have you learned your lesson?" "Yes, no more memes from me."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
JJ's defense, is herself. She is questioning herself as the witness.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
IF YOU CAN'T NAME THEM, THEY ARE MEMES THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
THERE'S AN 80% CHANCE THAT I COULD. Go ahead.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
There are memes I regret. There are memes I am ashamed of. There are memes I cannot remember.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
I ask you JJ, could you name all 36 of your memes?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
If the court would allow me some more latitude...
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
I would like to replace the word "sex" with "memes" - Prosecution re-reads article with this replacement.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
I'm not sure where the prosecution is going with this GQ article.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
THe first result was from GQ UK about the number of sexual partners. If the court would allow me some leeway.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
"...and you once memed twice in a row" πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:05 a.m. Retweet
Evidence getting submitted to the court. How many is too many memes? So I google searched, "how many is too many?"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
Do you know how many memes you sent to the team? Yes. 36.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
I think it's safe to say that more than half of memes on the groupme were from you. I would say that it is maybe potentially possible.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
JJ here is defending herself. Guess no one wanted to defend her.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
Next up, JJ for Excessive Meme Creation #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
Risa's take: "it wasn't bad for the first second, it was minty, but too minty?" Judge Miller: no....
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
Risa trying to sip malort right now. Bad idea.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
Risa found guilty for her infraction, particularly for being a repeat offender.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
Risa back on the stand. Can you say, honestly, that you can contain yourself next year? *no response* I rest my case!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Wait, you don't have multiple email addresses? No. What about work? No. Dammit Risa.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Do you have multiple email addresses? No.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Some unclear questions here. Which tend to lead to unclear answer. Defense: "she doesn't know!"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
Ms. Hadel, were you about to go into debt? No. So Risa trying to help you not go into debt is a falsehood.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:59 a.m. Retweet
Defense rests its case. Prosecution calls Emily Hadel to the stand.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
I don't really care about the purpose. I really just want Risa to take a shot of #malort. Definitely not an unbiased stenographer here.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
Risa's defense, Allie FIsh: "So you did write this message to Emily Hadel to the whole groupme. What was the purpose?"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
"She was saved by the puppy dog face!"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
Risa: I don't think my infraction was the same in 2014!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
It is my believe that if we charged Risa for her infractions that we would not be in this situation today.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
So you asked a question to a single person across allllllll of groupme. Everyone saw that question. Yes.... Ah.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
Apparently I asked, "What's your paypal?" To whom? To Emily Hadel.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
So you used the direct message function to ask Hadel for her paypal? Objection! Relevance! Overruled.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
Can you tell us why you're here on the stand today? Maybe, I mean yes.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
IT seems that #malortcourt was derelict in administering justice, as abuses continue.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
Can you tell us how many shots you took the first year of #malortcourt? Zero.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
Are you aware of the phrase "a stitch in time saves nine?" No.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
Prosecution: It seems that we find ourselves in this situation every year...
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
Defendant's counsel: "less is more... less is more!"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
"Can I first say that I love @Meagles000?" "STOP BUYING THE COURT."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
Ma'am is someone representing you? Allie might.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
Next case. The People v. Risa for the usual crime of abusing the groupme. Getting flexed in now.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday December 18th, 2016, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
MC's take on #malort: "Dirty Laundry."
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