| Team | Seed | Result (Final Placement) | Links | |
| Slow White | 1 | Links | ||
| The Ghosts | 2 | Links | ||
| Wild Card | 3 | Links | ||
| Lions | 4 | Links | ||
| Mixed Nuts | 5 | Links | ||
| Darkwing | 6 | Links | ||
| Pleasuretown | 7 | Links | ||
| Sucker Punch | 8 | Links | ||
| Lemony Fresh | 9 | Links | ||
| WHUF | 10 | Links | ||
| Apocalypse Meow | 11 | Links | ||
| Super Cuts | 12 | Links | ||
| The Commitee | 13 | Links | ||
| Blackfly | 14 | Links |
Congrats to @TheGhosts_ as sectionals champs. onward and upward for this ragtag group of #bestbuds #slowwhite #slombots
Nice 4-0 moves today Slow. Let's get after it real weird tomorrow, Sunday, the lord's day. #jman #bestbuds #gottagetuptogetdown #hashtag
She has rivers of ancient tribal blood coursing through her veins. She also likes kittens, piña coladas, Pinkberry. #37 Jamie "Moxie" Shead!
Self-titled Lin-phomaniac, she once switched bodies w/ Jeremy Lin Freaky-Friday style & robbed a hospital. #36 Lindsay Lindsanity Neubecker!
It's #18 Paul H4xy Sohn, exception to the rules "Cheaters never win" and "don't feed gremlins after midnight." That 2nd one may not be right
None know where she came from or where she's going. Or whom she's running from or when she'll kill again. It's #20 Hannah "Mystery" Phillips
She's absolutely never played soccer a day in her life. Loathes it. But she LOVES JUGGLING AND DRAGONBALL! #17 Kirsten "Ballsy" Lundquist!
Need a razor scooter? She's got it. A fishmonger? Check. Might flood? She has a sweet-ass ark you can board. It's #42 Mary "Ready" Glickman
Sturgeon. Flounder. Marlin. She's sutured them all, and others too. The best damn fish surgeon on the Eastern seaboard, #15 Kim "Fishy" Sabo
J-MAN, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. TWEETERS AREN'T BORN, THEY'RE MADE. #BELIEVE #TWEETORDIE#BESTBUDS #KINGOFTHERAWDOG #BESTBUDS @jasperhoitsma