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| The Ghosts | 1 | Links | ||
| Slow White | 2 | Links | ||
| Drag'n Thrust | 3 | Links (2) |
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| Overhaul | 4 | Links |
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| Wild Card | 5 | Links | ||
| 7Express | 6 | Links | ||
| Santa Maria | 7 | Links | ||
| Amp | 8 | Links |
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| Bucket | 9 | Links | ||
| Ambiguously Grey | 10 | Links | ||
| Sabre Corp | 11 | Links | ||
| District 5 | 12 | Links | ||
| Termite's Entourage | 13 | Links | ||
| Death by Jubilee | 14 | Links | ||
| Cahoots | 15 | Links | ||
| Ant Madness | 16 | Links |
Finally leaving the nightmare state of Maryland. Goodbye traffic cameras. Goodbye forever. #hates
Started well, but lost our final game to Overhaul. Finish tied for 7th.
Slow white vanquished by the bad guys. Good game bad guys. But mark these words, we will be back. Better, faster, stronger. Xoxo Slow white
Slow White over the Massachusetts Specters 13-9 in the semis. Got the Minnesota Physics in the finals. #finals #mayberain #exercise
Depressing game against the ghosts. Lost first half 1-7. Final score 8-13. Now in a lightning delay #chesapeakeinvite
Chesapeake rain-out. Radar was right, doubters look so damn stupid. #madrain #fosho #fo #sho.
PRO TIP: in a lightning storm, stand under the nearest @iamtallerthanu. You'll always be safe
Slow White defeats the Pennsylvania Amplifiers 13—8. It was one of those games where both teams played. One of those games...
Daybreak MD stirs as Slow White awakes from its slumber, readying itself for a day of crushing its enemies. Only fools dare get in the way
