| Team | Seed | Result (Final Placement) | Links | |
| Drazba XXI | 1 | Links | ||
| Bro-Smash | 2 | Links | ||
| Red Stripe | 3 | Links | ||
| Beachface | 4 | Links | ||
| Crunkzilla | 5 | Links | ||
| Mr. Dufflebag | 6 | Links | ||
| Threat Level Magenta | 7 | Links | ||
| Ultimate Gratuity | 8 | Links | ||
| Ampersand | 9 | Links | ||
| Beaches and Cream | 10 | Links | ||
| Hoffman's Mom | 11 | Links | ||
| John Handblocks | 12 | Links | ||
| Scottie's Revenge | 13 | Links | ||
| Iron Sand Crab | 14 | Links | ||
| Shark Face | 15 | Links | ||
| The Sandy V's | 16 | Links | ||
| North Park | 17 | Links | ||
| Awkward Turtles | 18 | Links | ||
| CHI ASS | 19 | Links | ||
| Hungry Hungry Hippos | 20 | Links | ||
| Beach House | 21 | Links | ||
| Ski Unit | 22 | Links | ||
| Sandcocks | 23 | Links | ||
| Coconutty | 24 | Links | ||
| Schmit Happens | 25 | Links | ||
| MUB | 26 | Links | ||
| Fighting DOC | 27 | Links | ||
| Mixed Reaction | 28 | Links | ||
| Beach'd | 29 | Links | ||
| Bandit's Trans Am | 30 | Links | ||
| Uchicago | 31 | Links | ||
| Mrs. Fannypack | 32 | Links |