In 2009 there was a dilemma that boggled the minds of the wise ones: “Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate?”. While others around the world discussed outcomes and the relative strengths of the contenders, a few sad souls huddled together under the bright lights at Albert Park Ultimate League in Melbourne and asked a different question... “Why do we have to fight all the time?”. Thus, a coalition was born: Pirates Hearts Ninjas! Since then PHN has been plundering the various mixed Tournaments in Australia (Nationals, Beach Nationals, Local Leagues, Beach Leagues). However, in 2010 and 2011 we decided to sail to the Malaysia open and took silver in Mixed Div 1 (both years). In 2015 and 2016 our course was set for the crystal beaches of Boracay where we decided to leave the gold and silver, in exchange for grog and a good time. Now, our eyes are set on stranger tides…. we aim to cross the great ocean and Plunder Windmill! We will bring Tim Tams, strange words, bloody good spirit and of course…our Pirate Flag ^_^.