ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 15, 2017 | Keep Dancing | 3 | L 6-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 15, 2017 | Madtown Boozehounds | 7 | W 7-6 | 1 - 1 |
| July 15, 2017 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 3 | L 5-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 15, 2017 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 7 | L 7-11 | 1 - 3 |
| July 16, 2017 | Flicki Menaj | 14 | L 9-11 | 1 - 4 |
| July 16, 2017 | MHC | 6 | 10-6 | 1 - 4 |
| July 16, 2017 | Party Team | 6 | W 6-2 | 2 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 15, 2017 | 2017 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 28 | Tweets |