ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 15, 2017 | America, Huck Yeah! | 1 | L 2-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 15, 2017 | Bearded Clams | 1 | L 4-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 15, 2017 | Easy in Bed | 2 | L 6-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 15, 2017 | Zima Gun | 2 | W 11-8 | 1 - 3 |
| July 16, 2017 | BUFFwatch | 9 | W 8-6 | 2 - 3 |
| July 16, 2017 | I Mustache You A Question | 9 | 0-0 | 2 - 3 |
| July 16, 2017 | Fight Milk Club | 8 | 0-0 | 2 - 3 |