| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 15, 2017 | Zima Gun | 1 | W 11-3 | 1 - 0 |
| July 15, 2017 | American Gladiators | 1 | W 11-2 | 2 - 0 |
| July 15, 2017 | Bearded Clams | 1 | W 11-5 | 3 - 0 |
| July 15, 2017 | Easy in Bed | 1 | W 11-9 | 4 - 0 |
| July 16, 2017 | Forbiddin' Love | 13 | W 11-6 | 5 - 0 |
| July 16, 2017 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 19 | W 8-7 | 6 - 0 |
| July 16, 2017 | Yacht Club | 19 | W 9-8 | 7 - 0 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 15, 2017 | 2017 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 3 | Tweets |
