ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 15, 2017 | Coconutty | 8 | W 11-10 | 1 - 0 |
| July 15, 2017 | Dammit Mearle | 4 | L 8-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 15, 2017 | Beach'd | 8 | W 11-8 | 2 - 1 |
| July 15, 2017 | Big Fun 90's Danceparty.org | 23 | L 6-13 | 2 - 2 |
| July 16, 2017 | Mrs. Fannypack | 19 | L 9-10 | 2 - 3 |
| July 16, 2017 | DebauCHIry | 19 | 0-0 | 2 - 3 |