ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 9, 2016 | MHC | 17 | L 6-8 | 0 - 1 |
| July 9, 2016 | Zima Gun | 17 | L 4-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 9, 2016 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 16 | L 6-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 9, 2016 | Yacht Club | 12 | L 6-7 | 0 - 4 |
| July 10, 2016 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 14 | W 11-7 | 1 - 4 |
| July 10, 2016 | Madtown Boozehounds | 6 | W 11-4 | 2 - 4 |
| July 10, 2016 | Risky Bidness | 6 | L 5-11 | 2 - 5 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 9, 2016 | 2016 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 24 | Tweets |
