| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 9, 2016 | Party Team | 25 | W 9-2 | 1 - 0 |
| July 9, 2016 | Rufio, Rufio, Ruf-fi-ooooooo | 25 | W 11-3 | 2 - 0 |
| July 9, 2016 | SLUmber Party | 24 | W 11-6 | 3 - 0 |
| July 9, 2016 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 20 | L 8-10 | 3 - 1 |
| July 10, 2016 | American Gladiators | 21 | W 11-7 | 4 - 1 |
| July 10, 2016 | Sons and Daughters of Valhalla | 24 | W 11-5 | 5 - 1 |
| July 10, 2016 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 24 | W 11-5 | 6 - 1 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 9, 2016 | 2016 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 23 | Tweets |
